Nov 09 2007

She wants to be a WWE Diva

Published by Brock Landers at 5:38 am under Uncategorized

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You know? Just when I think I’m going to write a reasonably nice article on someone praising them on their body (hers reminds me of Queen Esther’s), this is what I have to find:

**Stupid bitches need to stop stealing my pictures to make fake myspaces!!!!! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=182294939 *Melissa* *Shopping* *Shoes* *Sunglasses* *Big Boobs* *Iced Coffees* *White teeth* *My jeep* *Tanning* *Beach* *Making more money than you* *Nails* *Parting* *People who hate me that I don’t even know* *Big hair* *Pink&Glitter* *Sweatpants* *My BFF<3* *Dan-I love you<3* *I HATE*…. *Fake people, omg they are everywhere* *Annoying myspace guys who don’t get the fucking hint* *cheap people* *People who don’t have jobs* *Drama* *Not having my nails done* *Jealousy, get over it bitches* *Sweaty, sloppy drunks* *STALKERS* *hoLd yOuR hEaD uP HiGh gOrGeOuS bEcAuSe tHerE aRe pEoPLe wHo WoULd kiLL tO sEe YoU fALL<3

Do I even need to write anything else? Granted this girl is ridiculously hot though.

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In her “Who I’d Like to Meet” section she lists Jessica Simpson, John Cena and the WWE Diva Girls!!!! Of all the people in the world you can meet, 2/3 of your list is from something that Vince McMahon created? Well, I’m kind of ignoring that fact because as I write this I can only see her boots right now, and that’s a jerk off worthy boot shot if I ever saw one. What a body.

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Can’t say I approve of those upper lip piercing things but I’ll overlook it. I can’t make out what that tattoo is but I like it. Have I ever posted a girl who was under 25, from Boston, that wasn’t unbelievable? What the hell is with Boston? I know I wouldn’t be able to take the accents for more than five minutes but considering I’m only a few hours away, I have to make it up there.

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Wow. I mean wow. She really understands the value of boots and when having such a fantastic body how to USE those boots to her advantage. She could cover those boots in shit smelling foul that I can’t even imagine and I’d eat it off her boots for the chance to eat her as well.

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Given that her Myspace Profile is private, I thought I’d share some of the wealth of her photo album. I’m falling in love with this woman despite her trying to be cool while looking like an idiot for posting her affinity for the WWE. I hope you guys get into the profile. It’s truly a site to see.

9 Responses to “She wants to be a WWE Diva”

  1. King Steveon 09 Nov 2007 at 11:24 am

    I don’t know if I like this chick…That tat turns me off…

    BUT..

    If she has a Boston accent I might have to hit it….It’s just something about it that drives me crazy…

  2. Brock Landerson 09 Nov 2007 at 11:29 am

    I like her a lot. To each their own.

  3. Dr. Pepperon 09 Nov 2007 at 6:44 pm

    Wow. Friday’s girl did not disappoint.

  4. Brock Landerson 09 Nov 2007 at 6:52 pm

    No sir.

  5. LadyFuckingJaneon 09 Nov 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Meh.

  6. Brock Landerson 09 Nov 2007 at 10:01 pm

    ??? What makes thee wet Lady Jane?

  7. LadyFuckingJaneon 10 Nov 2007 at 8:55 pm

    Well, I like that tattoos, but I’m somewhat more fond of blondes with big tits…. Older women are more my speed as well….

  8. Andyon 11 Nov 2007 at 8:36 pm

    LOL. Some want to be doctors, others lawyers, or astronauts, and some WWE Divas.
    She has goals, aspiritions which are incredibly admirable. Those and her implants.
    And yeah, Beantown has the ladies. Ever see when they scan the crowd at a Sawx game? Ridiculous.

  9. Rickon 11 Oct 2008 at 8:10 pm

    Hey I can’t find her on Myspace but I’m from boston and what accent are ya’ll talking about ha. help me find her I wanna get check her out! Shes smoking hott>

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