Jennifer Stano Has a Body to Kill For
I think she and Jennifer Sterger should get together and play ping pong. I’d probably pay to see that. But you can clearly see some similarities here. Jenny here, or should I say Jenny Stano so that I’m reminded of Jessie Spano (though that reminds me of a disgusting stripper named “Nomi” in Elizabeth Berkley’s pseudo underground classic, and I might add that “Showgirls” is the highest grossing NC-17 film ever). In any event Jennifer Stano has been a part of many wonderful modeling campaigns including Axe and Met-rx. Her next feature will apparently be a nude layout posted on a website owned by me. And she’s doing it for free! Which part of the last 200 words do you think are not true? Lots of goodies on her Myspace Profile.
It’s just not the same when you see a male football player in a get up like this. I’d say I can get kind of close to an erection if Reggie Bush wore this get up, but he’d probably have to flex his pecs a lot or something. For now, I’ll settle on the Jennifer Stano brand football jersey. However the doctor got those implants to fit on a frame like that is beyond me, but he deserves some sort of Nobel Prize for it. Women’s bodies really don’t get much better than this.
As much as I’d like to see her smile I get this feeling that something really bad happens. There’s probably a reason she has the “YOU know how hot I am and I know how hot I am, so let’s not ruin a good thing” look on her all the time. Gotta stick with what works. And it’s working right now.
Any time I see I picture where the legs are positioned like this I’m reminded of Stealth Icon. I’m pretty sure no picture can ever match the masturbatory potential of that leg positioning, but Jennifer Stano comes pretty damned close right here.
Ok so I was kind of wrong about the smiling thing but she still looks better with the serious face. Met-Rx did well by hiring her. Now that I think of it, I’d rather see Jennifer Stano and Jenn Sterger wrestle, not play ping pong.
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great way to start the week
thanks
No. Thank you.
Gosh, that’s uplifting
Now that comment is right up my alley. Nice work Tony.
what a sexy little heroin addict.
Well the heroin part kind of came out of the blue but the sexy part is dead on. What kind of weekend did you have Toph?
I don’t know. Not that I wouldn’t sleep with her, but there’s definitely a little butterface going on and there’s some sort of trashy supermodel feel to the shots. Whereas, at least some of them come of as sort of amateur, “Oh pick me! Pick me.” This chick reminds me more of a pro, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I hear ya J. Sometimes I feel the pros are a nice mix in. I like the amateurs too but sometimes we need a little variety in this joint.
niiiice find BL. that football jersey pic?? wtf? why do the girls i bang have a little sumtin hangin’ over the top of that same thong. EEsh.
Whoa!…
She could play on my football team…She could play center…And I’m the QB…
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WOW.. this is so nice of whoever made this up for me!!!!! I dont know who jennifer sterenger is but im going to look her up!! Thanks again and please join me on my myspace and let me know who you are!!!!!
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Hi! Jennifer, I’m Honey Lee, the cousin of Martin Capristan. My priest-friend Msgr. Armando Villarruz and I would like to meet you. I hope you can take a break here in Manila. You can stay in our home. You can get in touch with me at (63+2)828-26-17 or 824-26-88 and my mobile no. is (63)919-3781-182.
Thank you
Honey Lee