Nov 13 2007

Brooke Banx - Spelling Is Optional, Masturbating is Not

Published by Brock Landers at 6:33 am under Brooke Banx

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When I first took a look at Brooke Banx I thought to myself “is she worth posting on here?” I mean I’m not normally into blonds. And we all know I’m really not into your run of the mill, typically big busted, sexy types. Ok, maybe I am but you know what I mean…I think. What? Sorry I’m just looking at her stomach and what I’d like to think is a tool belt. But seriously, Brooke isn’t my normal amateurish type, but when I saw an underboob shot like this, it was mandatory that I put her in here. And of course, knowing that I stumbled across her on myspace made it completely legitimate.

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You see, this is a very typical hot girl shot. And for the effort I’m always extremely appreciative. However, this picture goes the extra mile. Can you see it? Of course you can. I must give credit to photographer Johnny Crosslin here. I’d imagine it was his idea. The pink thread? Look at that pink thread. It gives off the slightest hint of underwear coming off. Excellent piece of work Johnny. She, I’d really love to see in a skin flick.

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I’d say 99.9% of the pictures I’ve seen on Savvy are delicious. This one is by no means an exception.

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The caption on this was “Jessica Rabbit.” Listen Ms. Brook Banx, I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon and you’re a real person. I don’t get it. I just don’t. Please explain! I’m so looking forward to the answer! Was Jessica Rabbit in this position a lot? Do you sound like Kathleen Turner? Did Kathleen Turner pose like this a lot before she played a man on TV? We’re dying to know what “Jessica Rabbit” means!

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I’m not going to lie. Her butt is a little flat. Can’t believe I found a flaw.

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8 Responses to “Brooke Banx - Spelling Is Optional, Masturbating is Not”

  1. nhfalconon 13 Nov 2007 at 5:00 pm

    Oh My Fucking God!

    Flat ass or not, Oh My Fucking God!

  2. Brock Landerson 13 Nov 2007 at 5:05 pm

    I had to find something wrong. I was bored.

  3. Andyon 13 Nov 2007 at 8:39 pm

    I know what you mean by your standard, hard bodied, platinum blonde, impant bikini model. I’m not complaining however. Hot diggity!

  4. Brock Landerson 13 Nov 2007 at 9:06 pm

    Thanks bud. I know you know where I come from Andrew.

  5. King Steveon 14 Nov 2007 at 1:16 am

    I turned you into an underboob fan!…

  6. Brock Landerson 14 Nov 2007 at 6:25 am

    Big time.

  7. Emersonon 14 Nov 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Just found your site a few weeks ago. I was puzzled by your normally amatuerish comment– every girl have seen here has been pro or wannbe headed towards pro. I thought this site was just finding porn stars or would be porn stars myspace. If it was about amatuers then you lost your focus.

  8. Brock Landerson 14 Nov 2007 at 7:13 pm

    I think that’s actually a good point but if you read my “about” page you’ll notice it’s girls I find interesting, want to post whether they are famous or not.

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