Staci Loves Fake Boobs and Being Profound
Can you really argue with the quote on her myspace profile?
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAKE BOOBS, YOUR MAN DOES. I HATE YOUR PUSH-UP BRA!”
You really can’t fight the logic in that quote. Think poor man’s Kate Beckinsale face but upgrade Beckinsale’s body by a thousand and send Beckinsale packing to work as a go go dancer in Arizona and you have our prized champion Staci here. I think I hit some sort of gold mine with these Arizona Clubby chicks. One the one hand I’m happy about the trashiness heading down to Tempe. On the other, I really like Arizona and to have to see the doucheville guy club homo scene in the same state that holds the Grand Canyon, I’ll be scratching my head.
Napkin Nights is kind of a lame title for a website but they produce some excellent material on there.
I will commend a guy who can look me in the eye and tell me I am beautiful. I will denigrate him if he is too scared to say it. Why hold back? What has he got to lose?
I’m liking her more and more.
If you are my friend and fuck me over, then we are over. I know Jesus Christ forgives us everyday of our lives, yet I hold a shield over my heart,too many times have I been deceived by those who I loved and thought loved me back. But what doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger
This post is writing itself.
Dont confuse my bitterness with unhappiness. I am a very happy, positive woman and have a lot to give someone. Whether you become my friend, boyfriend, sister, best friend…..anything. I’ll be there for you..I’d hope you would do the same for me
I don’t doubt it Staci. I don’t doubt it. And I too will be there for you. Right there on that table with single dollar bills.
I think people misconstrue life. I, for a while, did as well. Just recently I was told, Staci, you have all the time in the world. Wow, what an epiphany I just experienced within one sentence. Who in this life would want to be in a rush? And why? What IS the rush? Is it something that important as to where one has to go through things so fast they forget to look at how beautiful life is?
Have a nice day folks.
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OK…this is probably the strangest one youve landed thus far. Stripper tramp with large fake breasts. Shes telling other girls about hating their push-up bras. Shes topless with a homeless Korean woman in her crotch.
Yet she’s writing these incredibly lame profound blurbs that completely contradict what she portrays.
Shit or get off the pot hunny, youre either a whore or a really bad writer, not both.
That’s why I liked having her up here.
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