Nov 15 2007
Jessica Burciaga - THE Hottest Girl of Myspace
I would honestly like to say that I think someone else will come along to take her crown. However, if you want my honest opinion I just don’t think that’s possible. The fact that I had to take two of her posts down is simply a crime and I will be sure to keep posting Jessica Burciaga from time to time. I’ve been to I Dream of Jessie and while I think it’s blasphemy to have to actually join the site to NOT see naked pictures, she’s just sensational. She does keep her Myspace Profile updated so you can also see new pictures of her there.
While this picture may be dark, I really don’t give a rat’s ass. Seriously just look at that body. Burciaga is the perfect blend of sweetness, hotness, sex appeal, you name it. I mean the spectrum is completely endless. If she wanted to she could give me some cute look and I’d literally be “lost in her eyes” while completely falling head over heels for her. On the other hand, she could put on those furry boots and make me ejaculate without even moving. It’s really amazing. Here’s the only other post I have on her. I will be making plenty more.
Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m sorry but anyone who argues against Jessica Burciaga being the hottest girl of Myspace (hey! I said my title!) really, truly has to come up with some compelling arguments. If someone does argue? I’m pretty sure my response will be “did you see her boots in the football picture? you lose.”
I’m actually laughing out loud at how hot she is. I admit it, I fully admit it. There’s absolutely zero chance I could handle being with a girl like this. I would not be comfortable…..ever. I’d either be jizzing myself 24/7 or I’d be constantly racking my brain to make her happy. Do you realize that there’s a good probability that some dude A. Had sex with her and B. Actually said mean things to her? Amazing.
See what I mean about the dirty stuff? Man, that was just to prove a point and I think point is well taken. If I don’t write tomorrow it’s because I’ve killed myself.
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Dude…Ive heard you mention her many times.
She is absolutely spectacular. That first pic? I was always partial to a tan with some blonde highlights. GRADE A.
I love the way her hair just rests on her arched lower back in that first picture. So fucking sexy.
My god, that ass. I would eat a mile of her shit just to get to that ass.
A little more than I’d like Dr. Pepper but I feel you.
don’t worry… she’ll be in porn soon.
Hey, my comment went away. Evil comment gods.
Oh, right, yes, she’s fucking gorgeous.
Your comments automatically come up. Strange.
If Jessica Burciaga is in porn again, I may never sleep with my girlfriend again. I just won’t have the strength.
Brock, I just wanted to say thank you for her. She is FN outstanding and I just the best 15 minutes of my day looking at everyone of her pictures. Not only has some dude Fd her, some dude is TIRED of fn her too. I hate that guy.
I just spent 15 minutes, Man, She has me seeing triple.
Haha, Mac G, always a pleasure bud.
She’s gorgeous, but sorry guys, she’s not doing porn.. it would ruin that innocense that gets you off so much and she has a family to consider. You know Mom, Dad, Brothers. She gets my vote for hotttest gal on the net though including myspace..! ;-)’s +*
Are you her manager?
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