Those of you that have been with me since the beginning may remember this woman. She was lost in the archive incident about a month back and she’s the final piece that I’ve decided to add to that puzzle. All of the other casualties will have to remain casualties. (I may bring back Pirate Hooker Baby though). However, I’ll never forget first bumping into Alina’s Myspace Profile and being completely perplexed that I hadn’t heard of her. Even after doing a Google Search on her I can still see that there aren’t too many pictures of her, and she just doesn’t seem to be in the spotlight. For what reasons? I have no clue. Maybe she just doesn’t work well with photographers. One thing is for certain. I could easily live with one ball for the rest of my life if I could go down on this woman, just once.

One crummy Maxim layout? That’s friggin it? You guys couldn’t do something else? Alina Vacariu on FHM? Swank? How about High Society? Do they even make that magazine anymore? To tell you the truth though, she’s just too good to be in dirty magazines. I feel like seeing a pose of her about to put her hand down her underwear would do much more for me than her spreading eagle and the camera taking a close up. Been there, done that. This picture definitely exemplifies the teasiness I am referring to. I really need to get a life. Exemplifies? Jesus. Alina Vacariu just makes me silly I say. I really like saying her last name.

Not even including her body, which I really can’t speak enough of…..Alina Vacariu’s face in this picture might look as good if not better than any face on the planet. It’s really incredible. I never thought I’d see something like a face BETTER than Catherine Zeta Jones in the movie “Entrapment.” And just for good measure her nipple is sticking out. (insert joke: I know what else is sticking out, hahahaha, shut up faggot).

You won’t find this picture that often so I’m the man for finding it. You also won’t see red dresses look that good too often either. Could I jerk off JUST looking at her hand on her leg? You betcha.

Baby Alina Vacariu? What do those panties say? “I came all the way to this photoshoot and all I got was this Alina Vacariu will you marry me T-shirt.” That was an awful awful line. Sorry guys. Vagina!

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