Nov 26 2007

Candice Michelle - The “Hottest Girls of Myspace” Logo

Published by Brock Landers at 6:30 am under Candice Michelle

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In case you might have wondered who the hell graced my logo all this time, your wonders can be put to rest. It is she, Candice Michelle, the original GoDaddy girl who sits atop these pages and makes sure I’m doing my job. According to her Myspace Profile her name is now Candice Michelle Beckman? Who is this Beckman guy? I guess I was just too busy looking at her playboy spread to find out. Prediction? Within 2 years Candice Michelle will not be known as the GoDaddy girl or the new WWE Diva. Nope. She’ll be known as the logo on the ever so famous Hottest Girls of Myspace website. Damned straight.

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Handcuffs and wrestling with other women? Well, I think normally I’d approve of this activity (and don’t get me wrong I do) but when I first saw her in that GoDaddy commercial from the Superbowl I was completely obsessed. And while I won’t post bad pictures here, I feel like she’s gone a little downhill. Please don’t mistake that for the fact that if she even touched my leg I’d probably jizz in about 5 seconds. It’s just that back in her GoDaddy days it would have been 1 second, tops. Don’t worry Candice, you’re still golden in my book. Says she’s only 29 but she looks much older that that.

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Hi there Candice. How are ya? She looks demonic right there. I’d sell my soul for 15 minutes in hell with her.

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This picture rules, period. There’s a fair amount of stuff on her website but I will say be prepared for very gay soothing music and moving images when you put your cursor over them. I don’t get it. Just go with it though. Can you imagine walking into a car and seeing that woman looking at you? Wow. I think I could recharge at least 6 times in an hour with her.

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Dear Candice Michelle,

I just want you to know that you will always have a place her at Hottest Girls of Myspace. I know Jessica Burciaga has been knocking on my door to take that logo spot away from you. Fear not, you were my selection and you will remain my selection.

Love,

Brock

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11 Responses to “Candice Michelle - The “Hottest Girls of Myspace” Logo”

  1. Hottie Hunteron 26 Nov 2007 at 7:47 am

    Dear Candice Michelle,

    Please stop calling me. And please stop waiting for me in front of my house. The order of protection clearly says 1000 feet. You know how jealous Jessica Burciaga gets. She’s my logo girl to be and there’s nothing you can do about it.

    Hottie Hunter

    P.S. Of course you can come by and persuade me otherwise.

  2. babyglynisson 26 Nov 2007 at 8:54 am

    hi brock,

    nice blog and i’m liking it.

    the girls are all so hot!

    will definitely bring my guy friends to your site.

    xoxo

  3. Brock Landerson 26 Nov 2007 at 9:09 am

    Thanks baby, appreciate it.

  4. durrt mcgurrton 26 Nov 2007 at 10:30 am

    you should update your title bar logo, and use the last pic of her in this post. she’s got a ridiculously amazing arse.

  5. Brock Landerson 26 Nov 2007 at 10:34 am

    Durrt, that title bar logo is here to stay. But I love that an Englishman has commented on my site. Arse! Priceless.

  6. King Steveon 26 Nov 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I have nothing to add….

    Excuse me while I go crank one out…

  7. Brock Landerson 26 Nov 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Excuse me while I……Purple Haze!!!!!

  8. Andyon 26 Nov 2007 at 3:32 pm

    This is the dime from those GoDaddy “Congress” commercials? Thats whose face has been gracing this site from the start?

    Total P.O.A. shes worthy of logo status.

  9. Brock Landerson 26 Nov 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Damned right she is.

  10. Paigeeon 10 Dec 2007 at 2:11 am

    Just Wanna Say I’d Update The Myspace! According to Miss.Michelle Herself her myspace is http://www.myspace.com/onlycandicemichelle

  11. trayon 24 Mar 2008 at 8:51 pm

    heh. funny. i was looking at your website header, and i was like… “huh.. she looks familiar”.. well no wonder… i sat next to her at my high school graduation. hah!

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