Lets us get something straight right here and right now. I do NOT, will not, and have not ever thought that this woman was all that great looking. In fact, without make up on I can’t even see how she’d even be remotely attractive. However, there are some factors here to consider when analyzing my decision to put her up here. Exhibit A and B are breasts 1 and 2. Enough said there. Secondly, she has the balls to call herself “Princess Bitch.” While that means I could never be in a relationship with her, the attitude that it takes to actually give yourself that name automatically means amazing sex. Even if the sex were plain and ordinary it’d still be amazing because the whole time you’d be thinking she was a bitch. Thirdly, she says she’s bi. Works for me. Did I mention Exhibits A and B? Her Myspace Profile isn’t much to gawk at but I like the dirtiness.

I’ve never really bothered to analyze the allure of women and cars. I just don’t really understand. Perhaps it’s because you never see a woman fully clothed posing next to a car. You take this same girl right here, slap on a flannel shirt and some jeans and I’m probably not that excited. However, 99% of the time they’re wearing a thong and a bikini that is 3 sizes too small. Oh yes, and clear heels. Moral of the story is that you just put a 75% naked chick next to anything and you’re doing alright. Would love to see her posing in front of a tricycle. That’d be hot.

The word “gook” comes to mind when I look at the amount of eye make up right there. However, tell me you wouldn’t want to be behind her, really start sweating it up and seeing the “gook” drip down her face because you are successfully doing your business. She reminds me of a young Tammie Faye Baker. Isn’t her bikini one of those back massagers?

Can I borrow your handkerchief?

I think my favorite part of this picture is the black boots. I tell ya they’ve come a long way with what makes a woman look more sexy. It was those high, clear stiletto heels for a good 20 years. And they still do that. However, I’m a huge fan of the frilly big boots. Who comes up with this stuff?

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