Kortnie O’Connor - Cybergirl of the Month January 2007
Other than her being Playboy’s Cybergirl of the month in January of 2007, if it weren’t for her Myspace Profile I’d have never heard of this girl. I scoured the internet for more pictures of her and they all relate to Playboy hence I think she’s kind of off the radar right now. I’m hoping this little review, while it may simply focus on my pathetic desires for her smooth skin and perky boobies to be in my face, will get Kortnie back in the spotlight and onto the screen or rather triple X screen. Isn’t that a name for porn though? Kortnie O’Connor? Especially the “K” in Kortnie and the “Oh, Oh, Oh face” in O’Connor. Jesus that last sentence couldn’t have been more gay if I tried. Whatever, she’s cute.
Here’s what we know about Kortnie from her profile: “I love Shopping, Good Wine, Good Sushi, Traveling, Working out, Dancing, Drinking, Playing with my Dog Chanel, Kickboxing, Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, Playing Golf, Doing anything that involves water. Also Hanging out with the people I love!” Is anyone else really happy that they just read that or would you rather just see her little tushy some more? Yes that is what I figured. So she loves hanging out with people she loves. Makes sense.
Something about this photo clicks. And no it’s not just her being really cute in a towel. That’s too obvious. It’s a color scheme kind of thing. The wood almost matches her skin. The positioning of her foot is also quite lovely. There’s also something very average about this girl that I kind of like. She seems very pick upable. I’m guessing her in the morning without makeup and Playboy’s photoshop technicians, that she isn’t so impressive in real life. But that’s fine. I dig her.
Now who the hell is THAT chick on the cover? As soon as I find out, and pending a Myspace profile, she’s getting her ass right on this site pronto. It’s certainly not Stacy Dash. If it is, then Stacy’s had quite a bit of work done. I can’t quite make out what issue that is. Perhaps it’s the January 2007 issue that Kortnie is featured in? I’ll let you all do the homework and get back to me on this cover girl. Thanks.
She looks so frail and inviting right there. Bye!
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The issue was August 2006 and the cover model was Monica Leigh.
http://www.phun.org/galleries/monica_leigh/monica_leigh.htm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=50567220
Now, get to work.
Thank you sir.
Give me her, a bottle of Grey Goose and a Crest Spin Brush and I’ve got myself an awesome Saturday night.
My only problem with this hottie is the spelling of her name. “Kortnie”? I don’t know Brock.
K, C, whatever. I don’t think I have a problem with it.
for some reason i just love her face
it’s cute, not an elite face, but definitely cute.
Yep. Monica Leigh…the bizzomb. This ones cute too.
But did you ever notice Playmates always have LEGIT interests, like snowboarding, watersports, etc…where as your vintage myspace trash has things like “girls, tatoos, booze, etc.”
Um,hellooooo??? Funny fucking comment including a couple of drunk chicks and a mechanical toothbrush alert.
Jeez. I’m going back over to my blog where people appreciate my sense of humor. Unless someone is willing to roll a blunt and sit around and bullshit for awhile.
Anyone?
Bueller?
Andy! You freak!!! Let’s get it ON, mang.
Lady Jane you have a blog? Please send URL.
It’s not mine, otherwise I would…..
Wait, let me reiterate… it’s not really a blog, perse, just a gathering of various innernet friends… again, i have stuck my big giant foot in my lucious mouth AGAIN!!!! GAH. That’s enough wine for me. I’m gonna go masturbate now.
I’m willing to roll a blunt, sit around, and bullshit for awhile. Hell, we can involve that crest spin brush if you want to.
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Unfortunately she’s a major boozer. Saw her on the Strip totally pickled. A friend said she’s a drunk driver. Not very sexy for me.
dark hair ..nice..
well she is a very beautiful woman.i would vote for her everyday.but,she is beautiful with clothes on.i don’t have to see a woman nude.that is most guy way not my.so best for her in 2008.
Hate to break the news to you but you did not come out in 2007 .2007 expired by the time you came out by the time you came out it was and is now 2008.Get your years straight.
I don’t understand that in the least Robert. But thanks.
and you can tell you friends that too. You need to bbe more careful on the year plus what you buy and keep track of time and your dates too.
And you can tell that to your friends to you need to be more careful about your dates the things you buy and the years plus the time as well.You need to pay a lot more attention about all this important stuff.
you should Brock you should know false advertising when you see one or hear one get your head checked out.