I am pleased to inform you all that the “Hottest Of” Network is releasing yet another site. For the last few months I have been culminating a wonderful array of pictures, ratings, and a new format on some of the hottest girls to grace another huge social network.  That’s right kids.  Ladies and Gentlemen:  Tomorrow and forever more will bring us The Hottest Girls on Facebook.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

This female is going to blow you out of the water. First of all, if you take a look at her Myspace Profile you will notice she appears to be quite an interesting girl. Do I know her? Nope. Could she be the sweetest little cookie in the jar? Very possible. Do I think that she is? If I had to take a wild guess based solely one her pictures? Do I even have to answer that question? Shall we move onto some more pictures so you can form your own opinions so that I don’t have to sound like such a dick all the time? Should I just write question after question and see how much I can annoy my readers?

Such a sweetie pie folks! Isn’t she lovely? I guess someone who writes “for all you jealous sluts that wish you could be like me, sorry to break it to you, I’m the badass bitch in town so keep looking at my pictures and be jealous” really is a doll. Twenty bucks says I get some email from Lindsay whining for me to take this post down because I’ve been so mean and I don’t even know her or her boyfriend. Oh yeah, right, check out her boyfriend. This guy is a stud.

I’ll just keep quiet for now. Actually, he should probably keep quiet. It looks like his lips are zippered shut anyway.

That’s not even skunked hair, it’s raccoon hair. Lindsay Electra. Wow, people are like this. Amazing.

I almost forgot. Yeah I’d bang her.

I would honestly like to say that I think someone else will come along to take her crown. However, if you want my honest opinion I just don’t think that’s possible. The fact that I had to take two of her posts down is simply a crime and I will be sure to keep posting Jessica Burciaga from time to time. I’ve been to I Dream of Jessie and while I think it’s blasphemy to have to actually join the site to NOT see naked pictures, she’s just sensational. She does keep her Myspace Profile updated so you can also see new pictures of her there.

While this picture may be dark, I really don’t give a rat’s ass. Seriously just look at that body. Burciaga is the perfect blend of sweetness, hotness, sex appeal, you name it. I mean the spectrum is completely endless. If she wanted to she could give me some cute look and I’d literally be “lost in her eyes” while completely falling head over heels for her. On the other hand, she could put on those furry boots and make me ejaculate without even moving. It’s really amazing. Here’s the only other post I have on her. I will be making plenty more.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m sorry but anyone who argues against Jessica Burciaga being the hottest girl of Myspace (hey! I said my title!) really, truly has to come up with some compelling arguments. If someone does argue? I’m pretty sure my response will be “did you see her boots in the football picture? you lose.”

I’m actually laughing out loud at how hot she is. I admit it, I fully admit it. There’s absolutely zero chance I could handle being with a girl like this. I would not be comfortable…..ever. I’d either be jizzing myself 24/7 or I’d be constantly racking my brain to make her happy. Do you realize that there’s a good probability that some dude A. Had sex with her and B. Actually said mean things to her? Amazing.

See what I mean about the dirty stuff? Man, that was just to prove a point and I think point is well taken. If I don’t write tomorrow it’s because I’ve killed myself.

Can you really argue with the quote on her myspace profile?

“IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAKE BOOBS, YOUR MAN DOES. I HATE YOUR PUSH-UP BRA!”

You really can’t fight the logic in that quote. Think poor man’s Kate Beckinsale face but upgrade Beckinsale’s body by a thousand and send Beckinsale packing to work as a go go dancer in Arizona and you have our prized champion Staci here. I think I hit some sort of gold mine with these Arizona Clubby chicks. One the one hand I’m happy about the trashiness heading down to Tempe. On the other, I really like Arizona and to have to see the doucheville guy club homo scene in the same state that holds the Grand Canyon, I’ll be scratching my head.

Napkin Nights is kind of a lame title for a website but they produce some excellent material on there.

I will commend a guy who can look me in the eye and tell me I am beautiful. I will denigrate him if he is too scared to say it. Why hold back? What has he got to lose?

I’m liking her more and more.

If you are my friend and fuck me over, then we are over. I know Jesus Christ forgives us everyday of our lives, yet I hold a shield over my heart,too many times have I been deceived by those who I loved and thought loved me back. But what doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger

This post is writing itself.

Dont confuse my bitterness with unhappiness. I am a very happy, positive woman and have a lot to give someone. Whether you become my friend, boyfriend, sister, best friend…..anything. I’ll be there for you..I’d hope you would do the same for me

I don’t doubt it Staci. I don’t doubt it. And I too will be there for you. Right there on that table with single dollar bills.

I think people misconstrue life. I, for a while, did as well. Just recently I was told, Staci, you have all the time in the world. Wow, what an epiphany I just experienced within one sentence. Who in this life would want to be in a rush? And why? What IS the rush? Is it something that important as to where one has to go through things so fast they forget to look at how beautiful life is?

Have a nice day folks.

When I first took a look at Brooke Banx I thought to myself “is she worth posting on here?” I mean I’m not normally into blonds. And we all know I’m really not into your run of the mill, typically big busted, sexy types. Ok, maybe I am but you know what I mean…I think. What? Sorry I’m just looking at her stomach and what I’d like to think is a tool belt. But seriously, Brooke isn’t my normal amateurish type, but when I saw an underboob shot like this, it was mandatory that I put her in here. And of course, knowing that I stumbled across her on myspace made it completely legitimate.

You see, this is a very typical hot girl shot. And for the effort I’m always extremely appreciative. However, this picture goes the extra mile. Can you see it? Of course you can. I must give credit to photographer Johnny Crosslin here. I’d imagine it was his idea. The pink thread? Look at that pink thread. It gives off the slightest hint of underwear coming off. Excellent piece of work Johnny. She, I’d really love to see in a skin flick.

I’d say 99.9% of the pictures I’ve seen on Savvy are delicious. This one is by no means an exception.

The caption on this was “Jessica Rabbit.” Listen Ms. Brook Banx, I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon and you’re a real person. I don’t get it. I just don’t. Please explain! I’m so looking forward to the answer! Was Jessica Rabbit in this position a lot? Do you sound like Kathleen Turner? Did Kathleen Turner pose like this a lot before she played a man on TV? We’re dying to know what “Jessica Rabbit” means!

I’m not going to lie. Her butt is a little flat. Can’t believe I found a flaw.

By the way folks, I’ve been chosen for this site called “Sugasm” and from time to time they will be linking to me so here’s a look at some of their stuff.

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