Archive for December, 2007

Dec 31 2007

Hottest Girls of Myspace - Links of the Day

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Have a very happy and healthy end to 2007 everyone. See you all on Wednesday!

On with the links:

Most Annoying Celebrity of 2007 from Asylum

Lana Fink is Finkelicious from Savvy Girls

Elisabetta Gregoraci’s Huge Camel Toe from Paul’s World

Lou’s Picks plus a boobie shot! from Losers With Socks

Happy New Year’s 1988 from Busted Coverage

Rod Stewart didn’t always suck ass from Brahsome

News Flash: Eli Manning Isn’t Awesome from Epiccarnival

Jillian McCarty is Dizzlish from Slamdizzle

Man Fights Girlfriend over dog in bathroom from Tastybooze

Megan is our favorite Fox from Maxim

Sharon Stone Nip Slip from On205th

Did you have a naughty Christmas? from UK Celeb

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Dec 31 2007

The Krystle Lina Experience Sux

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For some reason this girl has a Daily Bible verse code inserted into her Myspace Profile so that every time you see her profile you get a new snippet of Bible talk. Yay! And yet she has a show on Nowlive called the Krystal Lina Experience where she sometimes models her shirt “The Krystle Lina Experience Sux.” She also has a barbed wire tattoo on her arm (and we all know what that means according to my tattoo article). Something is screaming irony to me. I mean Krystle talks about dirty stuff on her show, has a slamming body and yet wants us to see Bible jargon? I’m just gonna stick to her tits and hope for the best here. P.S. this first picture rules.

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Nice little home picture taken there. Her caption said something along the lines of “I was so bored that day.” Yes so bored that you positioned yourself perfectly, managed to wear a shit ton of makeup that easily took you an hour to put on, put on a tiny little shirt to show off your incredible chest and take about another 100 pictures we know you deleted before finally deciding on this one to insert into your Myspace photo album. Hey I’m not complaining Krystle, it’s a great picture but you know as well as I do it wasn’t just some “hey I’ll just take a quick picture and share it with the world” type of day. You know what you’re doing and we’re all grateful.

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I’d like to thank Mr. Michael Vincent for using his camera for such wonderful purposes here. For a woman I’ve never heard of, I’m quite pleased I found her. How did I come across her you might ask? All these friggin girls flock together man. Who is her designated “partner in crime?” Why it’s Kristen Deluca. You might remember my “Blond or Brunette” post. Can I join whatever secret society these women belong to? Please?

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I don’t normally post black and whites, however, I truly believe that if you stare at this long enough you might actually get to feel her tits. Just let the brain go to work and don’t ask any questions. It works. I swear. I know that some of you retards without a sense of reality are actually going to try this. I just did.

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I just want to commend myself for sticking through the hard times and the torture of having to find these women. To have the strength to write these posts. To have a girlfriend that gets pissed at me for writing this stuff. Just…you know…it’s hard. I’m getting teared up just thinking about it. I can’t go on. I’m too choked up.

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Dec 28 2007

Hottest Girls of Myspace - Links of the Day

Published by Brock Landers under Jessica Simpson

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Let me tell you what I like best about this picture It’s not the tongues on the tits. It’s not the beer in hand. It’s not the fact that they’re drunk or that this picture just totally kicks some serious baby tushy. You know what I love? That slight belly bulge on the girl getting licked. You can tell she’s just a little chubby and I just love that. Why? She’s real. And she has the tits to compensate for that cute little kitten trapped inside her tummy. What a perfect one night stand candidate. Wow.

On with the links:

31,000 Bottles of Beer Missing from Asylum

Central Florida Chick Looks Lonely from Bustedcoverage

The Musburger Drinking Game from Losers With Socks

Jessica Simpson’s Bronzed Boobies from Paul’s World

Hottest Wife/Girlfriends in Sports from Epiccarnival

Hot Boxxx Redux from Brahsome

Abi Titmuss 2008 Calendar Pics from Slamdizzle

Kardashian Take her Big Ass For a Walk from The Grumpiest

Mischa Barton Got her Party on from The Superficial

The Japanese Know Cock and Balls Humor from Part Mule

Staci is a sexy girl next door from Bullz-Eye

Sheridan Nip Slip from Taxidrivermovie

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Dec 28 2007

Top Ten Tatooed Myspace Girls (And what it all means)

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I figured I’d give you all a nice little topical article for the end of this week. Exactly what does it mean to have a tattoo? For some girls it’s an innocent little rose on the ankle. For some it’s a way of life. For me? For me it’s a way to tell what a girl has done in her life, what she’ll do, and of course how it relates to her in the sack. Let’s check out ten broads that we’ve seen over the past few months that have tattoos. I shall attempt to explain what the tattoos symbolize and link to my original posts on them. So let’s get to this.

#10 - Staci and her Snakish Tummy Tattoo

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The stomach tattoo with snakes? I think the rest of her outfit explains it don’t you? Clearly a symbol of a girl working in some sort of go-go atmosphere. Ballsy enough to sit through that much pain on her stomach knowing that she’ll eventually turn 80 and God knows what the hell it’ll look like then? I like it. Clearly she’s a reverse cowgirl type so she can see the tattoo in the mirror while mid coitus. For the original Staci post you’ll get a glimpse into my other thoughts.

#9 - Tamara Sky sporting the flowery yet badass back tattoo

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Is it a surprise that she’s a DJ? Nope. Love this look. It’s not obvious because you won’t get much of a chance to see it unless she allows it. I’ll bet she displays much class in the outside world and yet has this side for the nightclub freaks. Sweet side followed by a wild side. Good stuff. For more of this DJ check out my first post on her.

#8 - Darlene sporting a star on the lower back

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Plain, simple, yet devious. For all we know that’s really one of those stars in the middle of a circle symbolizing the devil. For me? I just think it’s a signal pointing to her ass crack. That kind of tattoo is a road map to look down. Are we really going to look UP after seeing it? No. Darlene’s got more goods on display in my old post on her.

This post is getting very long so click that read the rest button to see the remaining seven candidates.

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