Dec
31
2007
For some reason this girl has a Daily Bible verse code inserted into her Myspace Profile so that every time you see her profile you get a new snippet of Bible talk. Yay! And yet she has a show on Nowlive called the Krystal Lina Experience where she sometimes models her shirt “The Krystle Lina Experience Sux.” She also has a barbed wire tattoo on her arm (and we all know what that means according to my tattoo article). Something is screaming irony to me. I mean Krystle talks about dirty stuff on her show, has a slamming body and yet wants us to see Bible jargon? I’m just gonna stick to her tits and hope for the best here. P.S. this first picture rules.
Nice little home picture taken there. Her caption said something along the lines of “I was so bored that day.” Yes so bored that you positioned yourself perfectly, managed to wear a shit ton of makeup that easily took you an hour to put on, put on a tiny little shirt to show off your incredible chest and take about another 100 pictures we know you deleted before finally deciding on this one to insert into your Myspace photo album. Hey I’m not complaining Krystle, it’s a great picture but you know as well as I do it wasn’t just some “hey I’ll just take a quick picture and share it with the world” type of day. You know what you’re doing and we’re all grateful.
I’d like to thank Mr. Michael Vincent for using his camera for such wonderful purposes here. For a woman I’ve never heard of, I’m quite pleased I found her. How did I come across her you might ask? All these friggin girls flock together man. Who is her designated “partner in crime?” Why it’s Kristen Deluca. You might remember my “Blond or Brunette” post. Can I join whatever secret society these women belong to? Please?
I don’t normally post black and whites, however, I truly believe that if you stare at this long enough you might actually get to feel her tits. Just let the brain go to work and don’t ask any questions. It works. I swear. I know that some of you retards without a sense of reality are actually going to try this. I just did.
I just want to commend myself for sticking through the hard times and the torture of having to find these women. To have the strength to write these posts. To have a girlfriend that gets pissed at me for writing this stuff. Just…you know…it’s hard. I’m getting teared up just thinking about it. I can’t go on. I’m too choked up.
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Dec
28
2007
Let me tell you what I like best about this picture It’s not the tongues on the tits. It’s not the beer in hand. It’s not the fact that they’re drunk or that this picture just totally kicks some serious baby tushy. You know what I love? That slight belly bulge on the girl getting licked. You can tell she’s just a little chubby and I just love that. Why? She’s real. And she has the tits to compensate for that cute little kitten trapped inside her tummy. What a perfect one night stand candidate. Wow.
On with the links:
31,000 Bottles of Beer Missing from Asylum
Central Florida Chick Looks Lonely from Bustedcoverage
The Musburger Drinking Game from Losers With Socks
Jessica Simpson’s Bronzed Boobies from Paul’s World
Hottest Wife/Girlfriends in Sports from Epiccarnival
Hot Boxxx Redux from Brahsome
Abi Titmuss 2008 Calendar Pics from Slamdizzle
Kardashian Take her Big Ass For a Walk from The Grumpiest
Mischa Barton Got her Party on from The Superficial
The Japanese Know Cock and Balls Humor from Part Mule
Staci is a sexy girl next door from Bullz-Eye
Sheridan Nip Slip from Taxidrivermovie
Dec
27
2007
I’m not sure I can really comment on this one. One thing I can comment on is the royal buzzkill located at the bottom right of the photo. “Shown at www.teenagegirlnude.com.” Pretty sure she isn’t a teenager and pretty sure she’s not nude. Pretty sure she’s not even that drunk either. That’s why I surf the pages of Facebook and Myspace. Still a great picture though. I hope someone peed on her.
On with the links:
Summer Alexis is a woman of ideas from Savvy Girls
Snowballin’ Lydia Hearst from Asylum
Buffalo Bills Fan Throws Sausage Party…In a Box from Bustedcoverage
Holiday Bowl Preview with a Naked Video Game Chick from Losers With Socks
Judd Apatow is Unstoppable from Epiccarnival
Morning Wood: What’s in a name from Brahsome
Paris Hilton is Gold from Slamdizzle
Keeley Hazell is Flawless from Paul’s World
Jessica Alba is Sadly off the Market from Tasty Booze
58 Slang Words for the Vagina from Listaholic
Morehead and the Shockers from Thirtyfiveseconds
You Really Don’t Want to Foul Barack Obama from Sports By Brooks
Dec
27
2007
Giselle, or “Gigi” is what I consider to be an in between model. She’s a legit model, don’t get me wrong. I mean she has her own website and Myspace Profile, but I’m referring to her look. I just get the feeling she’s somewhere in between Sports illustrated/Victoria’s Secret model, pornstar, and actress. Let me explain and whip out some more obscure people you haven’t heard of. She looks like Nella who is in the “industry” and has her own blog. If you haven’t seen Nella I highly urge you to find the video of her where she gets “handed” by another woman. Secondly, Gigi reminds me of Cynthia Gibb who in my mind had her moments in “Youngblood,” “Short Circuit 2,” and “Death Warrant.”
Some people might not be a fan of the teeth that kind of ride high in the mouth. I happen to find it adorable. Giselle is one of those long limbed types. She’s definitely the kind of person who in the 80’s would have looked phenomenal with shoulder pads. Also, I feel that she’d look excellent in a revealing sex scene where her legs are wrapped around someone. The legs and “longness” are what sells for Gigi. Manager, take note of this. I’m giving you pearls here.
Twins? Nope, this is just a photoshopped picture. Still though, it’s quite nice to have two of her in the room. To me it’s all about the socks. Look how cute those things are. Let’s take that wrapped legs scene a step further and put those socks into the frame. How awesome would it be to watch the legs rise as the passion increases and those little plaid socks are whisking in the wind? Jesus I come up with some awesome scenarios don’t I?
What is it that makes a pornstar? Seriously I don’t get it. I mean she could easily enter the business. I suppose it’s just showing your vagina on film and letting a penis come into the frame. All of sudden that instantly make men want to have sex with you. I’m sure plenty of men want to have sex with Giselle here, but damn if Vivid comes calling Giselle should give it some serious consideration.
32B breasts mushed together to form excellent cleavage in this shot. What do I care, everyone is on Christmas vacation right now not reading a word of this.
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