Kristen DeLuca - Blond and Brunette All In One Package
I feel like I actually got to know Kristen a little bit after perusing her Myspace Profile. There was something very light and airy about it. I just get the feeling that she would be very fun to hang out with. Wearing a tight black skirt certainly doesn’t hurt matters either. Kristen is also smart. Graduated top 10% of her class at UCF with a 3.63 GPA, made all kinds of honor’s lists and currently is involved in a relationship (with a male other than me, fucking ridiculous). Her excellent academic skills lead her to pursue a career in dying her hair blond to become a pinup model where she gets to display her fine knowledge of criminology (her major). Actually it doesn’t but even Kristen knows that a hell of a body tacked on with blond hair will pretty much blur the vision of any man and make him start handing over money for no reason whatsoever. She knows what she’s doing and I respect that.
Does anyone here know Taylor Rain? Think Taylor Rain look but with a much much bigger bust. Now if Kristen can perform even 10% of the things that Taylor does than I would sincerely have to call her boyfriend my personal hero. In case you don’t know Taylor here is some of her work. I really wish that I could be a cigar at this moment. Scratch that, I really wish I could be a long dangly necklace at this moment.
Blond or Brunette? I leave it up to you guys to decide. You all know me by now. I’m a clear cut brunette guy. Perhaps if Kristen modeled in these get ups with the brown hair we’d have something to talk about. However, she represents Florida, LA, anywhere plastic quite well here. She could easily get into Skybar, Crowbar, any bar with a name like “12″ or 166,” or any other trendy place with fake celebrities. I feel like with the brunette look the Paris Hilton’s of the world would be extremely offended and not at all ready to whip out the chess board.
This picture was for shits and giggles. Given the silliness of some of the stuff in her profile it’s obvious that even Kristen probably thinks this picture is a joke. That said, it’s quite nice. And after all, according to Kristen, it’s not “where you go that matters, it’s who you’re with that makes it a good time!!!!” Well if I could go to cheek one and cheek two I’d be more than fine.
No Kristen, I, we, the entire male population insists. You, seat yourself. Right here. Right now.
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Brunette, Brunette, Brunette and definatly more brunette!
Why is this girl so fucking proud that she went to University of Central Florida? It is a terrible school. You need a 400 on your SAT’s to get in there. Fucking retard.
I don’t think she’s necessarily proud it. It’s where she went. Settle down Mr. Barber.
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Brunette.
First two pix, I’m like, ah cute/hot normalish girl.
Then the platinum blonde tan string bikini I’ve seen this somewhere before pics.
Its a concensus. Brunette.
She looks like a girl I saw on one of those True Life MTV shows.
wowowowowowowo…. stop this please !!!! you’re driving me crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!
No, let’s continue and give all the guys this happyness which driving my full body when i see you.
you may come from heaven
first pic, HOT. Second pic, HOT. All pics, HOT. Who gives a shit about her hair, i would take her bald…
One of the best comments of the year.
Her boyfriend is my hero as well. He must have a huge penis.
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