Two things that I read immediately on her Myspace Profile: “mom’s gonna kill me for this picture!!!!” and RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR hahahaha.” Not exactly sure how I respond to this one but I’ll take a shot. Just a hunch and just judging from the fact that 99.9% of the pictures she’s displayed (and that I will) are whorish, our lady here kind of wants attention. Another guess: her mom actually helped her out with this profile. You cannot possibly be raised in even a remotely normal circumstance and flaunt this stuff on the web. You just can’t. Can you?

Even so I really want to tear into this one. 22 years old and from Farmington Connecticut? Here’s my take. Child of neglect. Papa works his ass off downtown in New York and is never home. Mom goes out with daughter as if she is daughter’s age. P.S I hope this girl emails me saying something like “I can’t believe you would judge me like that and make those assumptions! Fuck you! Roar!” Well sweetheart, look at how you portray yourself. Ain’t my fault.

A. This guy is Black B. He’s wearing a green shirt symbolizing and saying “St Patrick’s Day.” C. He’s hammered. D. Probably getting head from both of these girls that night. E. Is my personal hero of the moment.

Holy shit I’m willing to bet my life that is her mother. What a family.

I don’t know why but I just had this daydream of her completely spreading her legs and masturbating which supports my “girls masturbating” theory. Take any scene, ANY scene in any movie and superimpose a girl masturbating in the background and it’s automatically funny.

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