Hottest Girls of Myspace - Links and Pics of the Day
Let’s just take a nice break like these two, I’m sorry these four are taking. If I had one thousand dollars I’d spend four hundred to put my heads in between those breasts for two hours. I would easily ejaculate without any assistance whatsoever.
Links of the Day:
From Senior Business Analyst to Sex Kitten from Savvy Girls
Scott Baio Marries a Girl Who Isn’t Hot from Asylum
Jack Nicholson fucks 9000 Broads from Tastybooze
Sexy Futbol Fans from Hottie Hunter
Bridgette Tarmachio: Naught Little Birthday Girl from Paul’s World
Woman Concerned about Porn Addicted Boyfriend from Busted Coverage
Tim Tebow and the Men that Love Him from Losers With Socks
The New Helen of Troy: Amy of England from Macgsworld
The City Slam Campaign from Brahsome
Bryant Gumbel is Amazingly Horrible from Epiccarnival
Nicole Lenz is a piece of ass from Slamdizzle
Obligatory Lucy Pinder Photo from The Put Down
Pics of the Day:
I’ve seen Kim Kardashian’s reality show and while I just want to turn it off, hunt her down, lick her vagina, have sex with her, and then let some bucket of oil spill all over her like in “Carrie” so that she got a taste of humility, I still envy a lifestyle of doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it.
Just for the record Ricky Martin is still alive and he’s still gay.
There’s been a lot of talk today about Pamela Anderson being “done.” I understand this. I understand that she’s not as hot as she used to be. But let’s get something clear. If the path keeps going like this then Pamela Anderson is one step closer to porn and for me to ever get to say “I just saw Pamela Anderson in a reverse cowgirl anal scene” no matter how bad she looked would be a dream come true.
A few things. I haven’t seen Lindsay Lohan look this good pretty much ever. I have to admit she looks gorgeous in these pictures. Secondly, this guy has to be related to Tom Green. Thirdly, if this is the sober Lohan and these are the guys she actually picks to have sex with? Then it’s really time Lindsay gets her ass off the wagon.
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I covet those tits.
That dude with Lohan looks like a really bad tranny….Haha..
jesus tittie fuckin’ christ! Those are just masterpiece jugs. I am ready to empty out my bank account to marry, fuck then divorce both of them.
Good thing there is only about $10.95 in said account.
[...] Sidenote: I had a dream nightmare last night where Tony Kornheiser was the color guy for a baseball game in Toronto. I hate to think what it means when Kornholer is showing up in my REM dreams. Maybe I need to look at more of these so I can dream of the beach and bikinis. [...]