Well, it looks like my files just keep coming out of the wood work. I can’t believe I overlooked the most commented post in the history of this website. It caused a hell of a stir. Why? Well, some months back this original hooker Stephanie contacted me for inclusion into the site. I warned her about my comments. She of course didn’t care and loved that I made the post. The controversy was over this picture she took in a bathroom with 3 underage black dudes. It was awesome. She’s since taken it off her Myspace Profile. By the way, that profile is an absolute masterpiece. Why? It’s just classic. It’s full of crappy font work and pictures of drunkenness and lewd behavior. She is the perfect example of a girl you would just tear limb from limb, treat her like crap because you were the club owner, have her come back for more until you were ready to move on, and make her do some sick stuff in the bedroom.

A rusty shopping cart? Could this girl be any better? I swear to God if there’s one thing I do before I die it’s to have sex with this girl in that exact shopping cart. But not just sex, anal sex. And not just anal sex. There will have to be at least 10oz of baby oil involved. You know what the scary thing is though? I’d put 100 bucks to anyone’s 1 dollar that Stephanie has done this already.

I’m not even sure why this girl bothers to model. Her modeling pictures should just be the drunken pictures she takes in clubs and on cars. I personally think she looks way better in the candid “natural” shots. If you want to be the Pirate Hooker Baby then just keep doing it. Don’t take model shots. That’s gay. She needs a website and I’d be more than happy to help her set it up for a nominal fee of 7.5 blowjobs.

While it’s not physically possible, if I could somehow just have sex with the part of her face where the glasses are showing I would be a happy man. I’ve used the terms “jerk off worthy legs” or stomach. Any chance I find I new one I’ll use it. Jerk Off worthy glasses.

Here’s to the Pirate Hooker Baby. A perfect candidate for sex in an abandoned building followed by a facial. God I love this woman.

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