Dec 20 2007
Let’s get something very clear here. I’m not, in any way saying that I wouldn’t be completely elated if Amy came up to me in a bar and said something along the lines of “let’s go back to my place and you could put it anywhere.” I’m simply saying that I don’t get all the hoopla surrounding this woman. Yes, her body is amazing. Yes, she might even be all natural up there which means God specifically chose her to do movies where 12 guys take turns making her face look like a glazed donut. Look, she’s got the body but fellas, her face? I’m sorry Amy Reid but come on! I would seriously be pretty scared to wake up next to this woman. First of all she looks pretty busted even with makeup let alone without it. Again, no discounting her body but I need something with a face, anything. I get nothing here. She’s got some nice “clean” shots on her Myspace Profile though. For some of the unclean stuff you can check out Freeones.
NOT good looking. Let’s examine what I look for in a skin flick shall we? To me, we all jerk off in various ways. One day it could be an anal day, another could be a facial day. We, as men have our quirks and our special desires for those 2 minutes we are performing our duty. To me? There just has to be some quality in the woman that makes it worth while. I mean I’ve masturbated to some pretty nasty looking girls but they all had a quality, be it the amount of dudes they took on, some of the flexibility involved, whatever. Amy Reid? Sure she’s got the body but maybe I’m just so desensitized at this point that she just doesn’t make it to my DVD player all that often.
What’s my real goal in writing this poor review? That somehow Amy gets a hold of it and gives me a visit to get me to change my mind about all of this. In all seriousness though I’m just not into her. I guess if I tried really really hard I could get into the tattoo she has on her right arm. There’s something sexy about a tattoo in a raunchy kind of way. I think I shall write an article about tattoos soon. Yes, that is a good idea.
I won’t ever in this lifetime deny that that body is an all out 10. Her face might be a negative 6 in this picture though. What the hell is going on there? It’s just too hard to figure out. Is it all the makeup that’s screwing it up? Does she have acne we don’t know about? Seriously I’d rather jerk off to a real pretty chubby girl with giant guns who really knew how to handle a black dude.
Alright Amy. The challenge is on. I dare you to come and prove me wrong.