Dec 24 2007
This article is a complete tribute to the powers of photography and makeup. Let’s get something straight, Amber is very very hot. However, when Playboy and photoshopping get into the mix you can make almost anyone twice as hot. I will say this about Amber though. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen boobies as nice as hers. Nipple placement, size, volume of the breast. Jesus. Even Hugh Hefner and his photographers can’t teach that kind of magic. In case you are wondering, here are her nude pictures and here is her Myspace Profile. So where the hell is Amber now since we last saw her in Playboy’s February 2005 spread?
Amber’s a hometown girl. She still does some modeling on the side but she’s working at Campisi’s Family restaurant in Dallas, TX. I’m pretty sure if I lived there I might find some way to eat there every single day. At least once I’d find a way to spill my glass of water all over her chest. And for the record her father looks just like Dan Rather. I respect her working at a restaurant. She could easily be a Vegas club girl well into her 40′s. It’s a shame we won’t see her go go dancing anytime soon but whatever. Campisi’s slogan is “Amber Campisi works here and she’ll rub her tits in your face for repeat business.”
Even Amber knows that those bombs should always be on display. I personally think she blows this little bunny out of the water. Amber may work in the family business but I think she definitely likes to party once in a while. I’d imagine once you’ve been exposed to the Playboy Mansion it’s tough to serve drooling Texas truck drivers wanting to jerk off to the site of your cleavage.
Amber’s quote after posting this picture: “This is the first time in my life I felt like my breasts were small.” Damned straight Amber. Hey I like big boobs but come on! Imagine this woman was a desk clerk or something? I would actually like it better if she had a normal job and was like this. I’d really respect a woman who would simply decide to have the biggest tits in the world and NOT exploit those tits.
Campisi’s Restaurant! Where Amber Campisi cooks sausages in her underwear.