Dec 26 2007
Tila Tequila Both Scares and Attracts Me
I held off as long as I could but come on. The most popular female in the history of Myspace? It is this profile that got this weird looking, yet incredible bodied Asian flame her own show and into the crybaby, dramatic reality airwaves. I never knew it could go this far but apparently forming over 1 million fake friends on a social network pays off. Is it me or does she kind of look like a midget (sorry little person). Her forehead is kind of wide and there’s just something that screams inbreeding to me. Think a whacked out Asian Rachel Leigh Cook when she was a teenager. I will say this though. The tattoos and her nudy pictures definitely warranted her a spot here. Here’s some more nudeness.
Has anyone caught this fucking show? “A shot at love with Tila Tequila?” Love? You call auditioning 20 or so flaming guys, messed up lesbians and all around scum of society a shot at love? This is true love? Sitting in a hot tub and crying because in the span of an hour you fell in love so hard that it hurt so much that you had to leave the show and make Tequila run off the set? Jesus Christ you’ve got to be kidding me. That said Tila would make one hell of a Bukkake candidate. Now THAT would be a great finale to the show. A lesbian pee party all over Tila.
Can you read that tattoo on her shoulder? It says “C’est la vie” which in French means “that’s life.” I heard that in Asian it means, “psycho gene mutated weirdo with a great body and a pension for causing a fuss amongst gothic gay men with pierced penises.”
More tattoos and more leg. I have to admit that it’s truly annoying being attracted to a little gnome like this but you simply can’t deny that she’s so bangable. I think the only fair solution would be to give it to her up the butt and see her grimace from the pain. That said, I fully think she’s done that way too many times and has probably gotten to the point where an act like this is simply foreplay.
Merry Christmas!
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I hate her, but I’d do her.
Exactly.
I’d love to punch her right in the face. She looks like a fuckin alien.
What a waste of female genetics! She’s just an attention whore. 40 years ago her granda was sticking lit cigarettes in her kooch to entertain GI’s in Saigon, but when it came time for fucky sucky she’d split. What we’ve got here is a Vietnamese girl with tattoos and a boob job. That’s all. There are hotter asian girls at the Chinese buffet in town! PLease let her fame die on the vine.