Dec 31 2007
The Krystle Lina Experience Sux
For some reason this girl has a Daily Bible verse code inserted into her Myspace Profile so that every time you see her profile you get a new snippet of Bible talk. Yay! And yet she has a show on Nowlive called the Krystal Lina Experience where she sometimes models her shirt “The Krystle Lina Experience Sux.” She also has a barbed wire tattoo on her arm (and we all know what that means according to my tattoo article). Something is screaming irony to me. I mean Krystle talks about dirty stuff on her show, has a slamming body and yet wants us to see Bible jargon? I’m just gonna stick to her tits and hope for the best here. P.S. this first picture rules.
Nice little home picture taken there. Her caption said something along the lines of “I was so bored that day.” Yes so bored that you positioned yourself perfectly, managed to wear a shit ton of makeup that easily took you an hour to put on, put on a tiny little shirt to show off your incredible chest and take about another 100 pictures we know you deleted before finally deciding on this one to insert into your Myspace photo album. Hey I’m not complaining Krystle, it’s a great picture but you know as well as I do it wasn’t just some “hey I’ll just take a quick picture and share it with the world” type of day. You know what you’re doing and we’re all grateful.
I’d like to thank Mr. Michael Vincent for using his camera for such wonderful purposes here. For a woman I’ve never heard of, I’m quite pleased I found her. How did I come across her you might ask? All these friggin girls flock together man. Who is her designated “partner in crime?” Why it’s Kristen Deluca. You might remember my “Blond or Brunette” post. Can I join whatever secret society these women belong to? Please?
I don’t normally post black and whites, however, I truly believe that if you stare at this long enough you might actually get to feel her tits. Just let the brain go to work and don’t ask any questions. It works. I swear. I know that some of you retards without a sense of reality are actually going to try this. I just did.
I just want to commend myself for sticking through the hard times and the torture of having to find these women. To have the strength to write these posts. To have a girlfriend that gets pissed at me for writing this stuff. Just…you know…it’s hard. I’m getting teared up just thinking about it. I can’t go on. I’m too choked up.
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THANKS SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO EVALUATE ME & POST YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT WHO YOU ASSUME THAT I AM. I HAD THE BIBLE VERSE ON THERE BECAUSE I AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I AM A CHRISTIAN. BUT INCASE YOU DIDN’T READ MY BLOG ABOUT NOT PLEASING EVERYONE, I SAID THAT I AM NOT A GREAT CHRISTIAN. NEVER SAID I AM PERFECT. I DO HAVE A SHOW ON NOWLIVE, NEVER SAID IT WAS GREAT, THAT IS WHERE THE JOKE “THE KRYSTLE LINA EXPERIENCE SUX” CAME FROM. AND AS FAR AS THAT BATHROOM PICTURE GOES, I WAS GETTING READY FOR A WEDDING, HAD SOME TIME TO KILL AND TOOK A CELL PHONE PIC BECAUSE I WAS BORED. ANYWAY, THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING THE TIME TO POST MY PICS & WRITE ABOUT ME.
BTW, WHAT DOES THE BARBED WIRE TATTOO MEAN? I AM JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW, BECAUSE AS FAR AS WHEN I GOT IT, I WAS 18 YEARS OLD, AND WANTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, AND I FIGURED THAT IF I WAS GOING TO GET ANOTHER TAT, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ON MY ARM WHERE PEOPLE COULD SEE IT.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
Anyone can buy a pair of fake tits.
i’ll make her cum in the name of the lord!!!!!!!
It’s not a barbed wire tattoo… it are roses
So you’re a “Christian” who likes to taunt others (including male Christians) with your libidinous photos? Take a look in the mirror. Just sayin’, I’m an atheist.
nice boobs she have,can i touch it
HOT