We’re gonna play a little game here for a second. The game is “how long before this girl becomes chicken?” Chicken, in case you don’t know is what all girls turn into if you are with them long enough. The filet mignon element just sort of fades after a while. I mean even the hottest women become chicken after long enough. This girl? My vote goes for 18 months.

On with the links:

A Talent in Two Cities from Savvy Girls

Chicks are cool with porn from Asylum

Sandra Taylor Spanking from Bustedcoverage

Santa Claus is Coming to Brown from Brahsome

Melissa Gilbert all Growns up from Paul’s World

CDR and His Female Sounds from Losers with Socks

Naked Models, No Big Deal from Tastybooze

Nickelodeon’s Circle of Death from Epiccarnival

The King’s Christmas Pics from King Steve

If You’re Adopted You Need to Read This from The Leaky Brain

Ryder Skye Temptation from Bad Girls Blog

Afternoon Pick Me Up from F-Listed

62 Hours for No Apparent Reason from The Big Lead

I held off as long as I could but come on. The most popular female in the history of Myspace? It is this profile that got this weird looking, yet incredible bodied Asian flame her own show and into the crybaby, dramatic reality airwaves. I never knew it could go this far but apparently forming over 1 million fake friends on a social network pays off. Is it me or does she kind of look like a midget (sorry little person). Her forehead is kind of wide and there’s just something that screams inbreeding to me. Think a whacked out Asian Rachel Leigh Cook when she was a teenager. I will say this though. The tattoos and her nudy pictures definitely warranted her a spot here. Here’s some more nudeness.

Has anyone caught this fucking show? “A shot at love with Tila Tequila?” Love? You call auditioning 20 or so flaming guys, messed up lesbians and all around scum of society a shot at love? This is true love? Sitting in a hot tub and crying because in the span of an hour you fell in love so hard that it hurt so much that you had to leave the show and make Tequila run off the set? Jesus Christ you’ve got to be kidding me. That said Tila would make one hell of a Bukkake candidate. Now THAT would be a great finale to the show. A lesbian pee party all over Tila.

Can you read that tattoo on her shoulder? It says “C’est la vie” which in French means “that’s life.” I heard that in Asian it means, “psycho gene mutated weirdo with a great body and a pension for causing a fuss amongst gothic gay men with pierced penises.”

More tattoos and more leg. I have to admit that it’s truly annoying being attracted to a little gnome like this but you simply can’t deny that she’s so bangable. I think the only fair solution would be to give it to her up the butt and see her grimace from the pain. That said, I fully think she’s done that way too many times and has probably gotten to the point where an act like this is simply foreplay.

Merry Christmas!

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We’ll be back tomorrow. Have a lovely holiday!

Yay for Santa’s little helpers! They can certainly help me with a number of things. Off the top of my head? The girl in the middle can help me worsen my obsession with breasts. Girl on the left ditto and she can help prove or rather disprove that only hot chicks are hot. Eh, the girl on the right doesn’t really do it for me.

*Ladies and Gentlemen, the pictures of the day is going to be put on hold simply because it’s a royal pain in the ass for me to download, upload, paste, put commentary on, etc etc. Instead I’ll simply link to the places where I obtained the pictures. I hope you people don’t mind. Cut me some slack, I’m writing 5 blogs as it is with a full time job. Anyone care to write for me?

On with the links:

Christmas Spirit Comes with a Hooker from Asylum

A Beautiful Girl Visits the Harbor from Savvy Girls

Susan Ward, Yummy from Tastybooze

Miss Universe 2007 from Busted Coverage

That Ain’t Mine Dawg from Losers with Socks

Aikawa Yuzuki is Pretty Hot from Paul’s World

Paris Hilton Whore Nippage from Dirty Rotten Whore

Top 10 Xmas ideas for bitter Eagles Fans from Epiccarnival

Don’t Trust Katie Price on Christmas from The Put Down

Kelly Brook in Arena Magazine from Horny Oyster

I Had An Idea Once from King Steve

Sylvia Kellin Striptease from Badgirlsblog

This article is a complete tribute to the powers of photography and makeup. Let’s get something straight, Amber is very very hot. However, when Playboy and photoshopping get into the mix you can make almost anyone twice as hot. I will say this about Amber though. It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen boobies as nice as hers. Nipple placement, size, volume of the breast. Jesus. Even Hugh Hefner and his photographers can’t teach that kind of magic. In case you are wondering, here are her nude pictures and here is her Myspace Profile. So where the hell is Amber now since we last saw her in Playboy’s February 2005 spread?

Amber’s a hometown girl. She still does some modeling on the side but she’s working at Campisi’s Family restaurant in Dallas, TX. I’m pretty sure if I lived there I might find some way to eat there every single day. At least once I’d find a way to spill my glass of water all over her chest. And for the record her father looks just like Dan Rather. I respect her working at a restaurant. She could easily be a Vegas club girl well into her 40’s. It’s a shame we won’t see her go go dancing anytime soon but whatever. Campisi’s slogan is “Amber Campisi works here and she’ll rub her tits in your face for repeat business.”

Even Amber knows that those bombs should always be on display. I personally think she blows this little bunny out of the water. Amber may work in the family business but I think she definitely likes to party once in a while. I’d imagine once you’ve been exposed to the Playboy Mansion it’s tough to serve drooling Texas truck drivers wanting to jerk off to the site of your cleavage.

Amber’s quote after posting this picture: “This is the first time in my life I felt like my breasts were small.” Damned straight Amber. Hey I like big boobs but come on! Imagine this woman was a desk clerk or something? I would actually like it better if she had a normal job and was like this. I’d really respect a woman who would simply decide to have the biggest tits in the world and NOT exploit those tits.

Campisi’s Restaurant! Where Amber Campisi cooks sausages in her underwear.

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