Giselle, or “Gigi” is what I consider to be an in between model. She’s a legit model, don’t get me wrong. I mean she has her own website and Myspace Profile, but I’m referring to her look. I just get the feeling she’s somewhere in between Sports illustrated/Victoria’s Secret model, pornstar, and actress. Let me explain and whip out some more obscure people you haven’t heard of. She looks like Nella who is in the “industry” and has her own blog. If you haven’t seen Nella I highly urge you to find the video of her where she gets “handed” by another woman. Secondly, Gigi reminds me of Cynthia Gibb who in my mind had her moments in “Youngblood,” “Short Circuit 2,” and “Death Warrant.”

Some people might not be a fan of the teeth that kind of ride high in the mouth. I happen to find it adorable. Giselle is one of those long limbed types. She’s definitely the kind of person who in the 80’s would have looked phenomenal with shoulder pads. Also, I feel that she’d look excellent in a revealing sex scene where her legs are wrapped around someone. The legs and “longness” are what sells for Gigi. Manager, take note of this. I’m giving you pearls here.

Twins? Nope, this is just a photoshopped picture. Still though, it’s quite nice to have two of her in the room. To me it’s all about the socks. Look how cute those things are. Let’s take that wrapped legs scene a step further and put those socks into the frame. How awesome would it be to watch the legs rise as the passion increases and those little plaid socks are whisking in the wind? Jesus I come up with some awesome scenarios don’t I?

What is it that makes a pornstar? Seriously I don’t get it. I mean she could easily enter the business. I suppose it’s just showing your vagina on film and letting a penis come into the frame. All of sudden that instantly make men want to have sex with you. I’m sure plenty of men want to have sex with Giselle here, but damn if Vivid comes calling Giselle should give it some serious consideration.

32B breasts mushed together to form excellent cleavage in this shot. What do I care, everyone is on Christmas vacation right now not reading a word of this.

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We’re gonna play a little game here for a second. The game is “how long before this girl becomes chicken?” Chicken, in case you don’t know is what all girls turn into if you are with them long enough. The filet mignon element just sort of fades after a while. I mean even the hottest women become chicken after long enough. This girl? My vote goes for 18 months.

On with the links:

A Talent in Two Cities from Savvy Girls

Chicks are cool with porn from Asylum

Sandra Taylor Spanking from Bustedcoverage

Santa Claus is Coming to Brown from Brahsome

Melissa Gilbert all Growns up from Paul’s World

CDR and His Female Sounds from Losers with Socks

Naked Models, No Big Deal from Tastybooze

Nickelodeon’s Circle of Death from Epiccarnival

The King’s Christmas Pics from King Steve

If You’re Adopted You Need to Read This from The Leaky Brain

Ryder Skye Temptation from Bad Girls Blog

Afternoon Pick Me Up from F-Listed

62 Hours for No Apparent Reason from The Big Lead

I held off as long as I could but come on. The most popular female in the history of Myspace? It is this profile that got this weird looking, yet incredible bodied Asian flame her own show and into the crybaby, dramatic reality airwaves. I never knew it could go this far but apparently forming over 1 million fake friends on a social network pays off. Is it me or does she kind of look like a midget (sorry little person). Her forehead is kind of wide and there’s just something that screams inbreeding to me. Think a whacked out Asian Rachel Leigh Cook when she was a teenager. I will say this though. The tattoos and her nudy pictures definitely warranted her a spot here. Here’s some more nudeness.

Has anyone caught this fucking show? “A shot at love with Tila Tequila?” Love? You call auditioning 20 or so flaming guys, messed up lesbians and all around scum of society a shot at love? This is true love? Sitting in a hot tub and crying because in the span of an hour you fell in love so hard that it hurt so much that you had to leave the show and make Tequila run off the set? Jesus Christ you’ve got to be kidding me. That said Tila would make one hell of a Bukkake candidate. Now THAT would be a great finale to the show. A lesbian pee party all over Tila.

Can you read that tattoo on her shoulder? It says “C’est la vie” which in French means “that’s life.” I heard that in Asian it means, “psycho gene mutated weirdo with a great body and a pension for causing a fuss amongst gothic gay men with pierced penises.”

More tattoos and more leg. I have to admit that it’s truly annoying being attracted to a little gnome like this but you simply can’t deny that she’s so bangable. I think the only fair solution would be to give it to her up the butt and see her grimace from the pain. That said, I fully think she’s done that way too many times and has probably gotten to the point where an act like this is simply foreplay.

Merry Christmas!

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We’ll be back tomorrow. Have a lovely holiday!

Yay for Santa’s little helpers! They can certainly help me with a number of things. Off the top of my head? The girl in the middle can help me worsen my obsession with breasts. Girl on the left ditto and she can help prove or rather disprove that only hot chicks are hot. Eh, the girl on the right doesn’t really do it for me.

*Ladies and Gentlemen, the pictures of the day is going to be put on hold simply because it’s a royal pain in the ass for me to download, upload, paste, put commentary on, etc etc. Instead I’ll simply link to the places where I obtained the pictures. I hope you people don’t mind. Cut me some slack, I’m writing 5 blogs as it is with a full time job. Anyone care to write for me?

On with the links:

Christmas Spirit Comes with a Hooker from Asylum

A Beautiful Girl Visits the Harbor from Savvy Girls

Susan Ward, Yummy from Tastybooze

Miss Universe 2007 from Busted Coverage

That Ain’t Mine Dawg from Losers with Socks

Aikawa Yuzuki is Pretty Hot from Paul’s World

Paris Hilton Whore Nippage from Dirty Rotten Whore

Top 10 Xmas ideas for bitter Eagles Fans from Epiccarnival

Don’t Trust Katie Price on Christmas from The Put Down

Kelly Brook in Arena Magazine from Horny Oyster

I Had An Idea Once from King Steve

Sylvia Kellin Striptease from Badgirlsblog