This my friends is what the power of big, natural, very malleable breasts can do. Is our funbag model here good looking? Nah. Is she cool, special, have some amazing quality about her? Nah. Is it great sober? Yes. After a few beers? I would be in a complete tizzy because of how happy I was to be near those things.

Links of the Day:

Today’s Spankings from Bustedcoverage

Staci Flood from Savvy Girls

Bus Driver Picks up Whore from Asylum

Tebow is God from Loserswithsocks

Merry Homas from Macgsworld

Friday Fixx from Brahsome

IPhone Can Teach you to pleasure ladies from Tastybooze

Work it out Baby from Paul’s World

Eva Amurri’s Cleavage from Dirty Rotten Whore

Cheerleader Friday from Epiccarnival

Pics of the Day:

Vanessa Hudgens Needs More Attention

Let’s analyze Vanessa Hudgens. Was famous for two days with nude photos, has a gay boyfriend and makes millions from a Disney movie. I don’t blame The Superficial for saying that “she wishes she were pregnant.”

Christina Ricci Is out of this World…Literally

Here’s another one for the “I’m not human” club. Don’t get me wrong if given the chance I’d certainly love to be a part of Christina Ricci’s breast fondling sessions, but I’m just not convinced she’s from this planet. Popoholic seems to think she had a cute attack…I don’t get it.

Paris Hilton Is Yellow

Paris Hilton was doing some more million dollar work with Rich Prosecco in a commercial that appears to be for a urine type of drink. I’m all for Paris advertising Golden Showers. Is it possible for her to do anything, anything at all and not relate it some sexual act? I don’t think it’s possible.

Michelle Marsh New Calendar Pics

Is she even that good looking? Well I’ll tell you once my eyes move above her chest. That might take me a while.

You guys know how I feel about DJ’s. She was a playmate in 2004 though? Where the hell was I in 2004? Well it’s a good thing I came across her Myspace Profile otherwise I wouldn’t forgive myself had it gone another 3 years before seeing her. You know why I like DJ’s so much? Call me sexist but I just can’t stand watching women’s sports. Maybe women’s tennis. I like that. But overall the quality of play just isn’t as good. It’s nothing against the women but why watch a woman score by a layup when I can watch a Kobe Bryant slam dunk over Yao Ming? These are plays women will NEVER make in basketball. Why watch a woman hit a 300 ft home run when I can watch a steroid pumped man hit a 500 ft blast? Point is, in the DJ world some of these women rival men with their skills, and they’re hot to boot. I respect that and want to fuck Colleen really badly.

I’m gonna go on record and say that her face does need improvement. It’s a little too European masculine. Her teeth are alway showing. That said her nudy pictures are quite lovely and I’d have zero problem letting her twist my nipples similarly to how she spins those records. Did I mention how amazing that outfit is? See, I’ll bet she’s the type that actually goes to work that way. I’d have a tough time listening to the dance music if I knew she was on the turn tables wearing that stuff.

OK I get it with the teeth. Stop it with the teeth! I wonder what songs are playing at that very moment. I hope it’s something like “Heart of Glass” by Blondie. Colleen currently lists her income at over 250K a year. That basically means I’d marry her at the drop of a hat.

Very Hot Picture. There’s something quite sexy about wearing one of those playboy symbol necklaces. Well, it’s sexy on her because she was actually IN Playboy. There’s nothing quite as gross as when some girl who’s not even attractive wears anything like that. Rather when unattractive girls wear stuff like cowboy hats and shirts that say stupid stuff like “Sexy” or “Cutie Girl” or “I’m a Slut,” it’s a real turn off. Anyway, Colleen has my permission to wear all of these things because on her they actually are sexy, cute and slutty.

Why not save the best for last? Yeah I’ll leave you all with that.

More Pictures:

Is there even a comment for this picture?  Here’s mine.  If you were out with your friends at a bar and one of them “ordered” this girl for you and you knew you had the next hour with her you’d probably say “I’ll take it” even if you were married.

Links of the Day:

To All the Ho’s I’ve Loved Before from Asylum 

Lucy Pinder Spankings from Bustedcoverage 

Oh Shit!!! A Bowden at WVU?? WTF?? from Loserswithsocks 

Call Me Madam from Savvy

Marie Ozawa is hot from Dirty Rotten Whore 

Stripper Tailgaiting from Macgsworld 

Lady Douche slips on a log from Tastybooze 

Greg Norman Needs to Bang Hot Supermodels from Don’t Cost Nothing 

Best Use of  Photshop Award for Dec 20th from Epiccarnival 

Save the Whales! from Brahsome 

Now That’s An Ass from Paul’s World 

Lisa Marie has got some body from Slamdizzle 

Pics of the Day:

Granted Sharon Stone is 85 years old. I mean for a Great Grandmother she looks incredible but according to Celebslam’s article word is she charges 175 grand for a half an hour of her time at charitable events. Yup, that’s pretty charitable. I’m pretty sure I’d rather see Carrot Top’s roided arms and cool tricks.

Kate Moss is around. I had no clue she was still sort of famous. And why? Why because of a sex tape story that may or may not reveal a series of cinematic scenes that would easily make me puke. How she’s not 40 yet is beyond me.

Cameltap has the latest article on Fergie. She’s now posing in Blender magazine. Yay! Terrible face, great body, let’s move on. However, this once again proves my point. Germany loves David Hasselhoff.

For the record Monica Bellucci is 43. That is simply incredible. I’m a tremendous fan.

Let’s get something very clear here. I’m not, in any way saying that I wouldn’t be completely elated if Amy came up to me in a bar and said something along the lines of “let’s go back to my place and you could put it anywhere.” I’m simply saying that I don’t get all the hoopla surrounding this woman. Yes, her body is amazing. Yes, she might even be all natural up there which means God specifically chose her to do movies where 12 guys take turns making her face look like a glazed donut. Look, she’s got the body but fellas, her face? I’m sorry Amy Reid but come on! I would seriously be pretty scared to wake up next to this woman. First of all she looks pretty busted even with makeup let alone without it. Again, no discounting her body but I need something with a face, anything. I get nothing here. She’s got some nice “clean” shots on her Myspace Profile though. For some of the unclean stuff you can check out Freeones.

NOT good looking. Let’s examine what I look for in a skin flick shall we? To me, we all jerk off in various ways. One day it could be an anal day, another could be a facial day. We, as men have our quirks and our special desires for those 2 minutes we are performing our duty. To me? There just has to be some quality in the woman that makes it worth while. I mean I’ve masturbated to some pretty nasty looking girls but they all had a quality, be it the amount of dudes they took on, some of the flexibility involved, whatever. Amy Reid? Sure she’s got the body but maybe I’m just so desensitized at this point that she just doesn’t make it to my DVD player all that often.

What’s my real goal in writing this poor review? That somehow Amy gets a hold of it and gives me a visit to get me to change my mind about all of this. In all seriousness though I’m just not into her. I guess if I tried really really hard I could get into the tattoo she has on her right arm. There’s something sexy about a tattoo in a raunchy kind of way. I think I shall write an article about tattoos soon. Yes, that is a good idea.

I won’t ever in this lifetime deny that that body is an all out 10. Her face might be a negative 6 in this picture though. What the hell is going on there? It’s just too hard to figure out. Is it all the makeup that’s screwing it up? Does she have acne we don’t know about? Seriously I’d rather jerk off to a real pretty chubby girl with giant guns who really knew how to handle a black dude.

Alright Amy. The challenge is on. I dare you to come and prove me wrong.

More Pictures:

That looks exactly how my room was last night…..except for the 6 girls in their underwear.

Links of the Day:

Staci Flood in Red from Savvy Girls

Raider’s Tailgate from Macgsworld

Lohan in a tight shirt from Dirty Rotten Whore

Three things we don’t need in 2008 from Losers With Socks

Tyler Hansborough Getting Hurt is Fun from Brahsome

Horny Packer attacks Snowman from Busted Coverage

Lipstick Lesbians from Asylum

Judd Apatow Loves the Cock from Tastybooze

Danielle Richardson’s Got a Rack from Slamdizzle

Ridiculous Basketball Shots from Epiccarnival

Pics of the Day:

Thanks to IDontlikeyouinthatway’s article that pretty much made me regurgitate my entire lunch. Just looking at those pictures made me lose five pounds. If I didn’t know who Tara Reid was I would honestly think this were a 65 year old sunburned woman desperately trying to hold on to her youth. I can’t believe this is the same girl that uttered the line “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars” in “The Big Lebowski.”

I guess we can call these the “Scumbag of the Day” awards as The Superficial article points out. I don’t even know who this Pete Doherty is. I just know he looks like a total dickhead. I also gather that he’s some kind of celebrity and actually makes a living being this kind of waste. I do like Mickey Rourke though. It’s a shame he looks like that Bounty Hunter guy in that picture.

Holy Jesus this is Sandra Nilsson. This is Megan Fox times 100. Turns out that she’s the Playmate of January 2008. Hugh Hefner did very nicely with this selection. Thanks to Popoholic’s article and this recent discovery. WOW.

I’ve never heard of Aisleyne Horgan Wallace before. That’s one hell of a name and one hell of a body. Feel free to check out some more racy pictures of her at Drunkenstepfather.