It just goes to show you that with a little $10,000 investment, glitter, and a slight black and blue on your arm that you can make it to the “Links of the Day” page on Hottest Girls of Myspace. She kind of reminds me of Amy Reid. Not a good face, a body to die for and really only fit for porn. I had a pretty good day today. Didn’t jerk off once! That’ll change soon enough though. Perhaps this vixen will assist me. Sweet dreams Brock.

Links of the Day:

Miss Valerie: To Spend my life with? from Savvy Girls

Will My Eers Recover? from Loserswithsocks

She’s Giving Us the Finger from Hottiehunter

Best Sex Study of the Week from Asylum

Some Dumb Asian Skank from Dirtyrottenwhore

Girls+Wii+Naked from Tastybooze

Megan Fox and Her Lame Boyfriend from Drunkenstepfather

A New Idea for Holiday “Gifts” from Brahsome

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2007 from Macgsworld

Welcome to Busted Coverage from Busted Coverage

The Beer Tent from Epiccarnival

Random Thoughts from Pointless Banter

Sophie Monk Gives Us a Peak from Paul’s World

Shakira Chilling on Her Yacht in a Bikini from Cameltap

What do you Bench, 1050? from The Big Lead

Pics of the Day:

A little Cheryl Tweedy Action never hurt anybody.

How about a little Sophia Monk side boobage?

It was just too hard for me to resist posting pictures of the once hot and once bangable Miss Britney Spears.   Those red boots are the shit.  I’d still bang her and preferably with those boots on.  I can’t imagine her looking even remotely decent naked.

I guess the fact that these twins haven’t been featured in Playboy, Hustler, Swank, High Society or any of the “Barely Legal” series of DVD’s kind of left me out of the loop. Does anyone know the Barton twins? Never heard of them. But feel free to check out Jessica’s Myspace Profile or her website or the Barton Twins Website. I’ve searched long and hard but these girls just don’t show nipple. It’s truly amazing. They get so close. It’s like you move your head on the page to try and make it three dimensional to try and find the right angle that will let that little sucker appear but it never does. We’ll just have to live with being able to see the exact shape of her breast and the exact point at which you know her nipple and pubic lines begin. I’m fully convinced that Jessica is either hiding a third nipple, has humongous sausaugy type nipples, or that she’s just a person that chooses not to pose entirely nude. As much as it might be the first two, the third choice is probably accurate. Sucks for twin though. Jessica is clearly better. Who am I kidding, both of them have their share of fun.

See what I mean? This girl will go as far as you can possibly go without actually being nude. And you know what? So will I. Otherwise I couldn’t get any advertising on this site. Man am I a sellout huh? Actually you know the reason I don’t post nude girls? Yes, I’m a sellout but even worse is that I have a girlfriend that I live with. If I had any balls I’d kick her to the curb and tell her to love it or leave it. Once again, who am I kidding? I have a woman who not only tolerates this stuff but she actually enjoys cooking for me. Alright, back to Barton.

I think these gals got their “fame” from the racing circuits. Apparently Jessica is a very large fan of race car racing. This begs the question: What kind of car would you most want to have sex with Jessica in? I’m going with a Pinto. My reasoning? Why the fuck not? It would be amazing in any car.

This guy could be one of my favorite guys that I’ve posted on this site. Most dudes have been total douches, earring wearing clubby “strong” Island types. This guy? His name has to be Pedro or Louis, something of that nature. He seems like the shy type and yet for a split second he gives the camera a look, a peace symbol and a feeling of “I’m the man for this moment.” Well done Pedro!

And here they are. The illustrious Barton Twins. I definitely think Jessica (on the right) is much hotter than Jennifer. After perusing their site I see all the car stuff. They mention the girls’ first cars, etc etc. They’ve got a baby brother who has 15 cars and he’s 23 years old. Mmmm. I never knew that. You learn something new everyday. How about that?

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We seem to be moving along quite nicely with our links of the day here. Five new sites have been added so that the amount of time we waste at work is essentially multiplied by five. Works for me.

Here are the links:

Megan Fox is Pretty Damned Hot from Dirtyrottenwhore

Gemma Atkinson has some big cans from Drunkenstepfather

Ruby Hotties Anyone? from Hottiehunter

Sorority Girls Don’t like Getting Felt up from Bigtentailgate

Natalia Karasseva from Savvy Girls

Just a friendly poker game from Loserswithsocks

Smashing Cans With Huge Cans from Tastybooze

Belicheck and his A HOLE Example from Macgsworld

Morning Wood from Brahsome

Cross Dressing Pitchers and Funeral Schwag by Epiccarnival

I feel like I actually got to know Kristen a little bit after perusing her Myspace Profile. There was something very light and airy about it. I just get the feeling that she would be very fun to hang out with. Wearing a tight black skirt certainly doesn’t hurt matters either. Kristen is also smart. Graduated top 10% of her class at UCF with a 3.63 GPA, made all kinds of honor’s lists and currently is involved in a relationship (with a male other than me, fucking ridiculous). Her excellent academic skills lead her to pursue a career in dying her hair blond to become a pinup model where she gets to display her fine knowledge of criminology (her major). Actually it doesn’t but even Kristen knows that a hell of a body tacked on with blond hair will pretty much blur the vision of any man and make him start handing over money for no reason whatsoever. She knows what she’s doing and I respect that.

Does anyone here know Taylor Rain? Think Taylor Rain look but with a much much bigger bust. Now if Kristen can perform even 10% of the things that Taylor does than I would sincerely have to call her boyfriend my personal hero. In case you don’t know Taylor here is some of her work. I really wish that I could be a cigar at this moment. Scratch that, I really wish I could be a long dangly necklace at this moment.

Blond or Brunette? I leave it up to you guys to decide. You all know me by now. I’m a clear cut brunette guy. Perhaps if Kristen modeled in these get ups with the brown hair we’d have something to talk about. However, she represents Florida, LA, anywhere plastic quite well here. She could easily get into Skybar, Crowbar, any bar with a name like “12″ or 166,” or any other trendy place with fake celebrities. I feel like with the brunette look the Paris Hilton’s of the world would be extremely offended and not at all ready to whip out the chess board.

This picture was for shits and giggles. Given the silliness of some of the stuff in her profile it’s obvious that even Kristen probably thinks this picture is a joke. That said, it’s quite nice. And after all, according to Kristen, it’s not “where you go that matters, it’s who you’re with that makes it a good time!!!!” Well if I could go to cheek one and cheek two I’d be more than fine.

No Kristen, I, we, the entire male population insists. You, seat yourself. Right here. Right now.

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What is this? What the hell is going on here? Is this site completely changing? Fear not all of my little perverts out there. I’m simply adding this new page to my daily fun list. Each day, as we wind down from our tired and difficult work lives I will provide a little extra entertainment that didn’t simply come from myself. Rather it came from a few other sources of quality material that I deem readable. Check out what you wish. This list will continue to grow.

Here are the links:

Monday Morning Goalie from Hottiehunter

Summer Alexis Pick Me Up from Tastybooze

Kate Moss is Topless from Drunkenstepfather

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini from Dirty Rotten Whore

AJ Alexander Gallery from Savvy Girls

Time Crazier than a Shithouse Rat from Big Ten Tailgate