I think I’m going to start making these posts my journal. So let’s see. What happened today? I had a physical which took over two hours and I have a lump in my neck that isn’t a tumor. See how exciting real life is? Amazing. OK, maybe I won’t do this. I like Dorothy here though.

On with the links:

What guys do Wrong in the Bedroom from COED Magazine

Glass Music from Flabber

Former Playmate Hosts Super Bowl Radio Show from Busted Coverage

Veronica Zemanova, Enough Said from Attuworld

Carlsberg creates a $400 bottle of Beer from Tasty Booze

Going Gilooly from Losers With Socks

Alenea Seredova Upskirts from Drunken Stepfather

Carmen Electra Sexes up the Sauce from Paul’s World

How Much Do you Enjoy the Superbowl? from Don’t Cost Nothing

Paris and Elisha Sitting in a Tree from Brahsome

Carla Gugino: Underrated from On205th

Trish Stratus Lesbian Moment from Bright Black Internet

Where have you gone Turk Wendell? from Epic Carnival

Tasers are fun and educational from Blog of Hilarity

Big Papi or Tom Brady? from The Big Lead

Becky Craven Beach Video from Taste Like Pizza

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I’ve seriously been campaigning around Myspace searching for homegrown girls. Girls that are simply freaks. Girls that post pictures of themselves for the attention. Girls that probably aren’t models but could be in a goth, disturbing kind of way. Well ladies and gentlemen, Krysta here most certainly fits that bill. The second I laid my eyes on her Myspace Profile I knew we had us a winner. I realized that while the models and sultry pictures I normally post easily get us by during each week , it’s going back to my roots that makes this a special day. This site was founded on the every day girl. It was founded on exposing those crazy ladies of the clubs or inner cities of the Bronx who spend countless hours trying to make that Myspace Profile as dirty and as popular as possible. Lately it’s gotten harder and harder to locate these amazing girls who aren’t paid to be hot. So today, I sit back and revel in this wonderful splendor of a post that brings me back to those special times.

Now, even though she says stuff like she hates couples who ask for three ways , and people who are only interested in her because of her huge rack (and she really does say these things in her profile), come on! I mean are you kidding us? If you don’t want people looking at your rack then don’t get a giant tattoo on your left boobie. Don’t pose in pictures where you are sucking on a banana with chocolate sauce. Stop making faces like a girl is eating out of your backside with a straw while your breasts are dangling for the world to see. Krysta, you gotta know where I’m coming from babe. See below.

Hey I get the whole “see me for me” thing but certainly in this picture I’m not so sure that Krysta’s goal is for us to see the “inner” her. Unless that inner refers to both her cleavage line and us picturing her tushy being salad tossed. She reminds me of Stiffler’s mom in this photo. Have we even talked about her being a little big? I haven’t because her boobs have me occupied and I like girls like this, as long as they’re pretty and Krysta is.

Nope, not paying attention to your breasts at all….I swear.

Damn I really want to have sex with those boots. Oh yeah, she’s got a lot of tattoos. I forgot to mention that…whatever.

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Now there’s a girl who couldn’t have gone anywhere if it weren’t for her tits. I mean absolutely nowhere. I thought I’d also share some fan mail from my Facebook site.

“I really don’t want to come off as being rude, but I did not give anyone authority to put my information on facebook and or any pictures of me. I would really like to be taken off this website. I do not want to be rated and or have my information to the whole world to see, please remove me!!!”

At least she was nice about it. I get one of these per day. At that rate I won’t have a site anymore.

On with the links:

High Stakes Unicycle from Flabber

Miss COED: Shari Mazek, Slippery Rock ‘08 from COED Magazine

Aria Giovanni and Crystal Klein from Attuworld (NSFW)

Inez Gomez is the Real Mrs. Tom Brady from Busted Coverage

More Britney Spears See Through from Taxidrivermovie

Avril Levigne Pregnant Skater Girl from Drunkenstepfather

Bikini Cricket from Macgsworld

Trampoline Gymnastics is an Olympic Sport from On205th

Bird Poops in Reporter’s Mouth from The Big Lead

The Birdman is Coming Back to the NBA from Epic Carnival

More Inez Gomez from Losers with Socks

Greatest Mugshot of ‘08 from Tasty Booze

Vending Ma-Green from Brahsome

Sexy Fans Argentina! from The Hottie Hunter

Aunt Jemima Has a Statue from Blog of Hilarity

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I must give credit to Mr. Hottie Hunter for locating this one. Sometimes good old Mr. Landers doesn’t have the time to spot every single lady worth posting on this site. Plus, I’m not too much of a hip hop fan. However, if you watch MTV or BET and have seen any classless, gangsterish, douchey videos in the last 3 months that features lots of booty and implants, then you’ve most likely laid your eyes on Gloria Velez. She has a music Myspace Profile which I thought was for musicians and not models that appear in rap videos? I could be wrong. In any event, she has the kind of legs that could literally leave you gasping for air. Her breasts would do the same.

Those legs would pulverize anyone in their path. I’m trying to think of a movie where a woman had her legs wrapped really tightly around a man….other than in a film that usually ends with a gooey substance on a girl’s face, chest, or orifice. Well anyway, if you can think of one, let me know because that’s the scene I picture with good old Gloria here. It’s possible she could crack my spinal chord with those things. It’d be worth it though. No, actually it wouldn’t.

This girl has amazing taste in clothes. You gotta love the white jeans and pink writing. It’s so classy. I really love that word “Angel” too. Really makes me think that this girl has great morals and would never, ever hang out with two guys that look like they’re from Queens or Long Island and pretend to be in the mafia…..

See what I did right there? How much do you guys love me? These guys could easily be poster boys for this website. I will say that I dig her shirt though. Seriously, how can you fuck with that? It’s one thing if some ugly girl wore that shirt and you’d have the mind to go up to her and say “you are absolutely disgusting and you know it.” It’s another when the girl is ridiculously hot and her being a bitch means absolutely nothing because you’d still do anything to have her tits slap you in the face.

An amazing picture. I just wish it were clearer. Sorry people.

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