Jan 09 2008
This is a very tough article for me to write. At first I see the immediate picture on her Myspace Profile and my blood starts boiling as it normally does. I see the name “Latina Alexandra,” and hint of Maxim Magazine. I hear club music, see that she’s a bartender. Then all of a sudden I go into her pictures and it’s like family stuff. She’s a “proud parent” of a little girl and is married to a very large meterosexual type of dude. And yet I’m torn because on the one hand, it has turned into a MILF situation and on the other do I feel bad for this child? There’s nothing wrong with being a proud parent but all these pictures point to partying and a lifestyle that doesn’t seem very parent friendly. Plus she has huge cans which is nice. By the way her best pictures are in the profile. The ones I had to copy kind of suck but what can you do? She was worth posting.
She has that very typical Latina face. It’s almost like a guy in a weird kind of way. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing I’m just pointing out that her face could actually be a good looking guy’s face. If you think I’m all messed up and perverted think again. Look at women like Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta Jones. Both of them are drop dead gorgeous but in my humble opinion, both would also be good looking as guys. As I said, nothing wrong with it. Plus, did I mention this girl’s cans? The fact that she’s a mom? That she’s a bartender. That her husband definitely takes creatine and GHB?
And smoking cigarettes to boot? Not a great way to raise a child. A great way to still look trashy but again, kids won’t really appreciate that too much. Come Alex, you’re better than that.
Well there ARE good pictures, just not big enough. I mean her tits are big enough. You know what I mean guys! I love you!
Yeah have a nice life sweetheart. Keep bartending, smoking cigarettes, hanging out with gay dudes all while trying to raise an innocent little girls. I’m sure you are a great parent honey but maybe you should spend more time parenting than bartending and working on your Myspace Profile.