Jan 29 2008
Man I wish she weren’t famous. I mean it’s not like she’s on everyone’s front page or anything, but we have seen a fair amount of press about her. I assume it’s just because of her tits right? What else could it be? This would have been so perfect if I were the one to first discover and post pictures about her so let’s play that game. This post will be written as if none of you know who this girl is. Here goes: So I came across the Myspace Profile of this British chick, Gemma Atkinson? Nope, I never heard of her either and yet she has an “Official” page? She just seems like a “CFC” girl to me. You know, that type that might not look so great without makeup but is flaunting those funbags around in a bar? Cruising for you know what. Let’s just say it rhymes with Clock. I wonder what they’d look like released from the safeties of a bra though.
Do you see what I mean here? Does this look like an incredibly hot, seductive woman? No. She looks like the type of woman whose tits you won’t stop staring at but realize that they aren’t too many steps away from the sagging boobs you see in documentary films. However, you strap on some hot pants, nice boots, makeup and a fun entourage of women who aren’t half as attractive as her and bang, you just might have a new celebrity on your hands.
Is it me or does she look a little like Kristy Swanson? But I also see a little Linda Kozlowski in there as well. Dare I say Sharon Stone too? Gemma’s got a nice blend of a little bit of all the blond starlets and a lot of all the tit power of most any implanted porn actress. OK, time to return to the present. We know Gemma. We know she’s a half assed actress who is one step away from making her entire living by having nip slips and face being in drunken pavement shots. I guess that’s not a bad way to make a living but what the hell do you tell your grandkids? That you make money by posting pictures of hot chicks who are drunk?
I’m going with Sharon Stone on this one. It sure would have been nice if in Basic Instinct Stone was carrying a rack like that. I love the hips in this shot. They’re a little wide. It’s got an old school Anna Nicole Smith power vibe. She’s a little bigger but by no means fat. The kind of woman who if she got on top of you, you’d really know she was there and would completely be at her mercy.