Jan 30 2008
Gloria Velez – Suffocating Hip Hop Model
I must give credit to Mr. Hottie Hunter for locating this one. Sometimes good old Mr. Landers doesn’t have the time to spot every single lady worth posting on this site. Plus, I’m not too much of a hip hop fan. However, if you watch MTV or BET and have seen any classless, gangsterish, douchey videos in the last 3 months that features lots of booty and implants, then you’ve most likely laid your eyes on Gloria Velez. She has a music Myspace Profile which I thought was for musicians and not models that appear in rap videos? I could be wrong. In any event, she has the kind of legs that could literally leave you gasping for air. Her breasts would do the same.
Those legs would pulverize anyone in their path. I’m trying to think of a movie where a woman had her legs wrapped really tightly around a man….other than in a film that usually ends with a gooey substance on a girl’s face, chest, or orifice. Well anyway, if you can think of one, let me know because that’s the scene I picture with good old Gloria here. It’s possible she could crack my spinal chord with those things. It’d be worth it though. No, actually it wouldn’t.
This girl has amazing taste in clothes. You gotta love the white jeans and pink writing. It’s so classy. I really love that word “Angel” too. Really makes me think that this girl has great morals and would never, ever hang out with two guys that look like they’re from Queens or Long Island and pretend to be in the mafia…..
See what I did right there? How much do you guys love me? These guys could easily be poster boys for this website. I will say that I dig her shirt though. Seriously, how can you fuck with that? It’s one thing if some ugly girl wore that shirt and you’d have the mind to go up to her and say “you are absolutely disgusting and you know it.” It’s another when the girl is ridiculously hot and her being a bitch means absolutely nothing because you’d still do anything to have her tits slap you in the face.
An amazing picture. I just wish it were clearer. Sorry people.
More Pictures:
“I’m trying to think of a movie where a woman had her legs wrapped really tightly around a man…”
Goldeneye. Famke Jeeensnsnsensens whatever her name is wrapped around Pierce Brosnan. Kills secret agents with her thighs and has an orgasm in the process. Hawt.
This girl is trashy.
I’m going to go masturbate now….
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Looks like 10 lbs of fat trying to be stuffed into a 5 lb bag.