I’ve seriously been campaigning around Myspace searching for homegrown girls. Girls that are simply freaks. Girls that post pictures of themselves for the attention. Girls that probably aren’t models but could be in a goth, disturbing kind of way. Well ladies and gentlemen, Krysta here most certainly fits that bill. The second I laid my eyes on her Myspace Profile I knew we had us a winner. I realized that while the models and sultry pictures I normally post easily get us by during each week , it’s going back to my roots that makes this a special day. This site was founded on the every day girl. It was founded on exposing those crazy ladies of the clubs or inner cities of the Bronx who spend countless hours trying to make that Myspace Profile as dirty and as popular as possible. Lately it’s gotten harder and harder to locate these amazing girls who aren’t paid to be hot. So today, I sit back and revel in this wonderful splendor of a post that brings me back to those special times.

Now, even though she says stuff like she hates couples who ask for three ways , and people who are only interested in her because of her huge rack (and she really does say these things in her profile), come on! I mean are you kidding us? If you don’t want people looking at your rack then don’t get a giant tattoo on your left boobie. Don’t pose in pictures where you are sucking on a banana with chocolate sauce. Stop making faces like a girl is eating out of your backside with a straw while your breasts are dangling for the world to see. Krysta, you gotta know where I’m coming from babe. See below.

Hey I get the whole “see me for me” thing but certainly in this picture I’m not so sure that Krysta’s goal is for us to see the “inner” her. Unless that inner refers to both her cleavage line and us picturing her tushy being salad tossed. She reminds me of Stiffler’s mom in this photo. Have we even talked about her being a little big? I haven’t because her boobs have me occupied and I like girls like this, as long as they’re pretty and Krysta is.

Nope, not paying attention to your breasts at all….I swear.

Damn I really want to have sex with those boots. Oh yeah, she’s got a lot of tattoos. I forgot to mention that…whatever.

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