Jan
29
2008
Man I wish she weren’t famous. I mean it’s not like she’s on everyone’s front page or anything, but we have seen a fair amount of press about her. I assume it’s just because of her tits right? What else could it be? This would have been so perfect if I were the one to first discover and post pictures about her so let’s play that game. This post will be written as if none of you know who this girl is. Here goes: So I came across the Myspace Profile of this British chick, Gemma Atkinson? Nope, I never heard of her either and yet she has an “Official” page? She just seems like a “CFC” girl to me. You know, that type that might not look so great without makeup but is flaunting those funbags around in a bar? Cruising for you know what. Let’s just say it rhymes with Clock. I wonder what they’d look like released from the safeties of a bra though.
Do you see what I mean here? Does this look like an incredibly hot, seductive woman? No. She looks like the type of woman whose tits you won’t stop staring at but realize that they aren’t too many steps away from the sagging boobs you see in documentary films. However, you strap on some hot pants, nice boots, makeup and a fun entourage of women who aren’t half as attractive as her and bang, you just might have a new celebrity on your hands.
Is it me or does she look a little like Kristy Swanson? But I also see a little Linda Kozlowski in there as well. Dare I say Sharon Stone too? Gemma’s got a nice blend of a little bit of all the blond starlets and a lot of all the tit power of most any implanted porn actress. OK, time to return to the present. We know Gemma. We know she’s a half assed actress who is one step away from making her entire living by having nip slips and face being in drunken pavement shots. I guess that’s not a bad way to make a living but what the hell do you tell your grandkids? That you make money by posting pictures of hot chicks who are drunk?
I’m going with Sharon Stone on this one. It sure would have been nice if in Basic Instinct Stone was carrying a rack like that. I love the hips in this shot. They’re a little wide. It’s got an old school Anna Nicole Smith power vibe. She’s a little bigger but by no means fat. The kind of woman who if she got on top of you, you’d really know she was there and would completely be at her mercy.
Kristy Swanson.
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Jan
28
2008
Let’s do a little background on this girl whose Myspace Profile I stumbled on the other day. We all know that her name is Patrycja Mikula. That will be the last time I write the word “Patrycja” because it’s a royal pain in the ass to type. This person had her brief moment as a Playboy Cybergirl in August 2007. So she’s not an amateur, she’s not really famous, and she’s incredibly hot so she belongs up here. And, could you find her personal pictures anywhere else? No, I didn’t think so. So for all you twits who want to keep seeing amateurs, where else can you find home style taken pictures of chicks like this? Especially pictures with boyfriends that look like their name might be Olaf and who could easily beat the piss out of me? Of course you can always check out her nude pictures if you’d like.
Look man, either this dude is a mammoth of a human being or she’s a dwarf. Call me crazy but I just don’t think that Playboy is going to feature any dwarfs in their magazine. Who knows though? Maybe they should have a special little person’s issue. That would be pretty cool. Here’s another maybe. Maybe I should just pass “Go” and head straight to hell. In any event, her boy is an absolute giant. He’s definitely a badass. Russian Mafia? Yikes.
Oh boy! Is that the outline of a nipple? That does absolutely nothing for me in any way, shape, or form, considering that I just posted a link to her more erotic work. Now won’t this post get Patrycja (damnet I wrote it) some more press? I’m a little annoyed right now. I had two emails asking me to remove posts on my Facebook site. Girls whined that all I do is make fun of girls all day, that I’m pathetic, etc etc. Sorry to have given you all bad ratings but damnet I write some glorious praise articles too. It’s not my fault you get wasted, pass out and post those pictures online. This site is going to be a spring board to stardom someday, you just wait. I’m gonna make it in this world dad! I’ll show you! I show you all!!!!! Jesus, sorry about that.
I’m currently sucking my fingers and have been completely knocked back into childhood wishing that I were a potty training seat and that Patrycja needed the practice.
God damn look at that mug.
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Jan
25
2008
For the record, this is what was attractive back in the year 1980. I can only assume that everyone then was basically still in a coma from all of the drugs from the 70’s. She probably headlined at Studio 54 at some point. Too see her nudes click here. I’d also like to give a big bout of love to Taxi Driver Movie for giving us a nod.
On with the links:
Hotties of the Week from Flabber
“Battle of the Bods” is Brutal from COED Magazine
Sports Most Distracting Ladies from Asylum
Inside the Minds of Athletes Wives from The Big Lead
Mia Kirschner Licks off Leftovers from Busted Coverage
We Salute You Prince Nick from Losers With Socks
Sophia Lucci in some great poses (nsfw) from Attuworld
Douchebag of the Week from Tastybooze
Who is the Sexiest Female on the Planet? from On205th
Kimberly Stewart Rocks the See Through from Paul’s World
Friday Fixx from Brahsome
Trista Sutter Bikini Pictures from Drunkenstepfather
Cheerleader Friday from Epic Carnival
Heidi Klum Wearing Very Little from Bright Black Internet
Britney Spears Showing Off Nipples from Taxidrivermovie
Jan
24
2008
She kind of reminds me of Stephen Dorf. Don’t ask me why, she just does. Well, Stephen Dorf as a kid in the movie “The Gate.” Ever see that movie? Those little demon guys were kind of scary looking. Dorf didn’t have those T’s though. If he did I’d bang him.
On with the links:
Tim Tebow’s Legendary Ladyfriend Resurfaces from The Big Lead
Hot Girls from Tons of Blogs from Flabber Babes
Plasma or Porn Star? from Asylum
Miss COED:Casey Parker from COED Magazine
Today’s Spankings: Nicole Lenz from Busted Coverage
The ‘Roids Strike Back from Losers With Socks
A Soccerball is a Deadly Weapon from On205th
One of Britney’s Personalities is a great host from Blog of Hilarity
Sharapova vs. Ivanovich, Period from Macgsworld
Where did these guys come from? from Epic Carnival
Featured Sexpot: Tamara (NSFW) from Paul’s World
Is Torrie Wilson the number one Diva? from Bright Black Internet
Big Red Gets Locked Up from Brahsome
She May be Pregnant but Camila Alves is still hot from Drunkenstepfather
Lily Allen Soothes the Hurt from The Blemish
Jennifer Lopez Before she was Fat from The Grumpiest
Holly Brisley’s Greatest Hits from Attuworld
