Jan
23
2008
And that’s all I really have to say about that. Here’s some current events for you people. I’m currently flaccid but this picture is awakening me. Thanks.
On with the links:
Insane Hit and Run in Taiwan (this is real and very hardcore) from Flabber
Porn Stars and Car Names from Asylum
Website: Chickipedia from COED Magazine
Very Fast Beer Bong from Busted Coverage
Music Video Hotties from Hottie Hunter
Deep Fried Heart Attack from Tasty Booze
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics from Drunken Stepfather
Mark Cuban Loves Blondes from Epic Carnival
Featured Sexpot - Shannon (NSFW) from Paul’s World
Packer Bikini Girls on the Tube from On205th
What a Freaky Dude from Losers With Socks
Pulling Over Leads to Pulling Out from Brahsome
Keeley Hazell Zoo Weekly Jan 2008 Pics from Bright Black Internet
Yup, We Enjoy Buzzer Beaters from The Big Lead
Local Smokeshow of the Day from Barstoolsports
Jan
22
2008
I gotta be honest, that dude’s nasty mustache has me a little skeeved out right now. That a girl would let him poke her with that magazine let alone possibly his penis really frightens the pants out of me. He just looks like the type of guy that would pull up to a young girl with a rusty old van and ask her if she wanted some candy. Yuck.
On with the links:
Shirts and Skins from Flabber
Today’s Crush: Cat Power from Asylum
America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes from COED Magazine
Pamela Anderson Hangs with Monsters from Drunken Stepfather
Beverly Mitchell and Willa Ford are Hot from Busted Coverage
The Ballad of Jessica and Romo from Losers With Socks
John Daly is Fat and Smokes from Epic Carnival
General Butt Naked? from Tastybooze
Lindsay Shows some Leg from Paul’s World
Jason Priestly Doesn’t Care from Brahsome
Miley Cyrus Wants us to see her boobies from On205th
20 Pics of a Hot Oriental Chick from Bright Black Internet
Charlize Theron is Kinda Dumb from IDLYITW
Jan
21
2008
Jesus, how unbelievably average is the girl on the left’s face, and yet how completely above average is the quality of the blanket they’re sitting on? That thing must have an 1100 thread count.
On with the links:
Satire Dating Party Video from Flabber
Gina Gershon in Mom Jeans from Drunkenstepfather
Funkify Your Day from Asylum
Miss COED: Abigail Clancy from Coed Magazine
Tabitha Jilley Works at Hooters and Playboy from Busted Coverage
The Backflip Move: Amazing from The Big Lead
College Football Blog Awards from Losers With Socks
A Tip from Hugh Hefner from WWAH
Packer Fan Grief from Macgsworld
David Wright’s Girlfriend is Hot from On205th
Box Party Weekend from Brahsome
Kyle Looking Gorgeous from Bright Black Internet
Merxe Gimeno: Damn she’s hot from Tastybooze
Throwing Knives: Conflicted I am from Epic Carnival
Jan
21
2008
This first picture is such a fantastic little preview (if I do say so myself). And while this title reflects my feelings that Lana should make it, I’m not quite sure she’d make it with me. And let’s be clear, making it in a conversation with me is not easy and Lana wouldn’t make it any easier. Let us take this piece from her Myspace Profile where I shall leave the punctuation as is. “I love to learn new things maybe that’s why I read so much. I like to write mostly poetry. I appreciate the arts music, painting,writting and so on. TRUE BEAUTY IS IN THE INSIDE AND SHINES OUT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT” While I appreciate Lana’s attempt at being real, the run on sentences and spelling errors might prevent her from being the next Maya Angelou. But I doubt Maya has Lana’s cans and Latina sex appeal.
By the way, has anyone heard of Lana? I’ve been getting some shit recently for posting too many “known” women that have graced Playboy or Maxim or any other men’s magazine. To those critics I say that I’m doing the best I can. Somebody’s gotta fill in the gaps when I can’t find the normal homegrown girls with drunken spring break pictures and tongues sticking out. Anyway, Lana does have her own website and let’s get back to topic here. Lana can make it. She just needs a good manager. And to further compliment I think she can make it without porn. I really do. Sure, it would help but I believe in you papi!
This picture needs to be in some kind of caption contest setting. Here are a couple of suggestions off the top of my head. “This red gun symbolizes my heart, and my love for you.” “There’s really a penis under this skirt but it’s cool, I’m still hot.” “Do you realize what kind of damage my vagina would do when it gets hold of your penis?…A LOT” This picture really is incredible though.
When this is the kind of world you are surrounded by? Things couldn’t possibly be better. Just think, in a year or two Lana just might be able to move up to the position of Assistant Madame at the newly formed “Vagina Bunny Ranch” in underground New York. 20 bucks says 90% of people reading this article are going to do a “Vagina Bunny Ranch” search on Google.
With all due respect to Lana and her temple worship type of body. I’d have zero reservations having sex with her if she were completely passed out. Yeah I said it, and you all agree. Just no one has the balls to admit it.
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