Talk about a jerk off worthy stomach. Now I’m guessing that her face isn’t much to write home about because I didn’t see one personal photo in her entire Myspace Profile. Also, who the hell is Nadia Kiss? Sounds like a pornstar but I did a Yahoo and Google search and saw absolutely nothing. If anyone can find more on this here girl I wouldn’t care at all because once tomorrow hits it’ll be yesterdays news. However, just in case she makes it big I’d like to take comfort in being the first to publicize her stomach and umbilical chord like belly button jewelry.

See, it’s not that she has a six pack or anything like that. You see these fitness women on TV and they almost have body building type abs. Way too chiseled and any time I see a woman’s body part resembling a muscle found on my back it’s just a cause for concern. Nadia is not like this. Nadia just has an absolute washboard stomach with good tone but zero manliness. I kind of want to cook a meal on there and eat off of it. I seriously doubt that a fork or knife could penetrate that dieselness too much. If I had a grand in my pocket I’d pay like 20 bucks to Nadia for that exact service. The remaining 980 would go directly to insertion duties.

Two things jump out at me here. Can you guess what they are? One. The obscene amount of makeup. Do Vegas Showgirls wear this much? Is she a dude under there? Maybe that’s why she’s so toned. I wouldn’t at all be surprised if she were a tranny and I wouldn’t regret making this post at all. Shit happens. If that were really a dude it would still be a hot chick so no harm no foul. The other thing? How the hell did she manage to get those sized implants? I mean those are clearly a D plus. And on her frame? She has like no skin, it’s all muscle. Kudos to the guy who fit those bags in there while also not telling Nadia that she’s going to have major complications eventually. Way to go guy!

Very cool that Nadia has the ability to do the badass eyebrow trick. It’s a very sultry look. Plus wearing a checkered Borat bathing suit doesn’t hurt matters much either.

This is just a better appreciation of her boobies. They really are tremendous. They probably literally feel like grapefruits but who cares?

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Doing these four sites is really starting to get to me. If I have to look at one more fucking picture like this I’m seriously going to have to consider getting neutered.

On with the links:

Miss COED, Kara Moore - USC ‘09 from COED Magazine

The Field Guide to Lingerie from Asylum

Heidi Klum in Jordache Jeans from Dirty Rotten Whore

Carla Bruni is the Hottest First Lady from Busted Coverage

Current SEC Grudge Status from Losers With Socks

The Best Sperm Bank in the World from Tasty Booze

Top 12 Elephants in the Room of Pro Sports from Epic Carnival

OSI = Oh I saw you pee from Macgsworld

Joanna Krupa, a no doubt one percenter from On205th

Innuendo all up your backside from Brahsome

Cindy Margolis Busting Out from Paul’s World

Top10 British Babes of 2007 from Bright Black Internet

Lindsay Lohan at Cloverfield Premiere from Just Jared

Picture was removed at owner’s request.On with the links:

Miss COED of the Year 2007 - Kaley, USC ‘08 from COED Magazine

Heath Ledger Saddles up Gemma Ward from Busted Coverage

Aggression Makes you Happy from Asylum

The SEC is clearly superior from Losers With Socks

Hayden Wears Short Shorts from On205th

Tracey Morgan Clips from Macgsworld

A Ballsy Proposition from Brahsome

Miss Mugshot 2008 from Tastybooze

20 Reasons Why You Should Have More Sex from Bright Black Internet

Pips Quips and Clips from Epic Carnival

The 5 craziest girls I ever dated from The Put Down

The End of Times from King Steve

Rachel Bilson in GQ Magazine from Dirty Rotten Whore

Shall I explain what I mean by “low?” or should I start with who Natalie Keen is? Natalie Keen is a hot girl like all the others I post on here who has a Myspace Profile….so that takes care of that. Now let’s get to the low implants. Some women have higher implants and some have lower. Clearly the bigger you go the more fake the breasts look and clearly many women who want big breasts couldn’t care less if they look real or not. Natalie? Probably in the “I just want bigger tits” camp. Hers don’t quite sit up that high thus when she poses naked you can see how the bulk of the breast is on the lower end. So when she wears a bra it makes her boobs look even bigger. I happen to love this look. It’s kind of a porn/strippery look but a great look nonetheless. Can anyone guess Natalie’s background?

It’s actually quite cool. She’s a Pacific Islander. I’m guessing Hawaiian and something of Asian descent. So she basically looks American, has the big boobs but has an Orient thing going on somewhere. To me that makes for great times. Dare I say a female and dreamier Keanu Reeves? That line was just to make sure you twinks are paying attention to what I write. If not feel free to pay attention to Natalie Keen’s T’s.

I tell ya they don’t look that low there but do you guys catch my drift? I just realized something else I like about her. She’s not thin. By no means am I saying she’s fat but the girl’s got power. I don’t know any other words to use…POWER. Her legs would suffocate you and she could probably pack a decent blow (pun intended) to the head. I guess modeling with those fast cars and learning to surf as a kid can make you that way. I think this next picture more describes the power element.

Look at that leg. Look at the flexibility. That’s power baby.

And that? Well that’s just cute. Even if she were pissing herself right there it would turn me on. Then again peeing probably turns a lot of you sickos out there on. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I’ll just go back to watching scat videos.

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What is that look on her face? I can only guess that those boobs are brand new and she’s still sore? Is she sharting? What’s the deal here? Nevertheless, some men don’t like the veins on the breasts, I think it’s a sign that they’re in great shape.

On with the links:

Miss COED: Lauren Pappas, Temple ‘08 from COED Magazine

Which Weather Channel Hottie Do you Want? from Busted Coverage

Porn Stars: Fully Clothed! from Asylum

Nina Moric in a Thong Bikini from Paul’s World

Broseph Rager Down Under from Macgsworld

Bad Girls on Bikes from The Hottie Hunter

Surprise American Gladiator Contestant from Tastybooze

He would have been a perfect fit at Alabama from Losers With Socks

Shannon Stewart’s Cans from On205th

51.9 Seconds is a long time from Epic Carnival

American Idol: Who Effing Cares? from Brahsome

Cute Chick, Short Skirt, Great Legs from Bright Black Internet

Vivica Fox Big Cleavage from Celebpixx

Padma Lakshmi Gallery from Slamdizzle

Jessica Burciaga in a Cowgirl Outfit from Dirty Rotten Whore