So yeah, this is Arianny Celeste. I hope you enjoy. Here’s a little snippet from her Myspace Profile. I just don’t think it’s possible to dislike her. Well i have been in the business for over 7 years. I got my first modeling advertisement when I was 4 months old..it was for a car seat company..lol…I started back up when i was 13 and its been non-stop since then…I do print, commercials, conventions, trade shows, spokes modeling, pageants,runway(petite),promotional work,and singing . I started working for UFC as an octagon girl and it’s the best job ever! i love the fights and my job. I love to sing and hope to pursue it as a career. My main goal in life is to be happy and healthy i want to have a family when i get older and try to live a normal life. I don’t like people who lie cheat steal or betray. I’m big on trust and loyalty so when someone crosses that line i will probably forgive them but i will never forget. I’m down to earth and would much rather be hanging out with family or a few close friends than with a bunch of aquaintences at a club…that gets old. I’m a smart girl and there is a lot more to me than what meets the eye. Life is great…enjoy it and don’t ever let anyone bring you down. Thanks And have a wonderful day!

Can’t say I approve of that gay dragon crap on her dress but who am I to be so picky? And you know what Arianny? I AM gonna have a great day. Isn’t she nice guys? She seems so happy and content. I guess that’s what happens when you are that hot and have sense enough to realize that it’s a good thing and not a reason to be mean to people. She likes the fights? This girl rocks. I wonder what the boys doing the fighting think. Arianny seems too nice to be the girl that all the fighters bragged about having sex with. I’d let one of them put me in a submission hold in order to touch Arianny’s dragon dress.

I think that’s Anne Rivera to the left. Anne is the other UFC girl along with Rachelle Leah. I personally think Leah and Arianny are kind of a tie. They each have their own personalities. Leah definitely seems the tougher of the two and I’d really love it if UFC would have a 3 girl battle royale. That would be the tits. Rachelle would probably win but somehow I could just see Anne’s tongue winding up accidentally touching Rachelle’s hoo hoo. Arianny would be the moderator but Rachelle would smack her and elicit Arianny’s wild side.

That camera guy has a great job.

It’s a shame I couldn’t find this picture in a larger size. I personally think it’s the best one of her.

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I’d like to give myself a round of applause for taking an idea that was already out there and making it much much better. You may have been to the site flickrbabes.com. If you have it may come as a surprise that this site has over 20,000 subscribers! Have you seen this site? It blows, period. So naturally I decided to come to the rescue and start Hottest Flickr Girls which is way more entertaining and the girls are twice as hot. Submit your captions fellas. Also, because I can do whatever I want, I’ve decided to do my buddy a favor and link to his new travel site. I tend to visit “real” sites once in a while and since I love New Orleans I figured I’d toss him a link. It’s called We Rate Vacations.

On with the links:

Lynsey Nordstrom is Famous….Today from COED Magazine

Chuck Liddell Hangs at AVN Awards from Busted Coverage

Testosterone Makes You Smarter? from Asylum

I Heart J-Smoove from Macgsworld

Chanelle Hayes Sporting a Striped Bikini from Paul’s World

Super Sunday from The Hottie Hunter

Good Job, Losers from Losers With Socks

Good Thing We Only Use the Free Sites from Brahsome

Dickface Threatens Friends With Knife from Tastybooze

Terry Bradshaw has a hot daughter from On205th

Match.com Mondays: Wade Phillips from Epic Carnival

Is Your Girlfriend Sleeping Around? from Bright Black Internet

Top Ten Celebrity Babes from Popoholic

So here’s the story. I get this email the other day. I normally get emails from time to time with suggestions of girls to put up on this site. Once in a blue moon I’ll get an email from a girl asking to be posted on here. Once in even a bluer moon will that girl be post worthy. So as you can imagine when Ania emailed me I was a bit skeptical… but when she sent this picture in along with her Myspace Profile it was a pretty easy decision to make. Will this mean that I’ll eventually get to meet our dear friend Ania? Will I touch her butt? Who knows but I’ll give a full link and a one paragraph ass kissing to the person who can tell me who Ania really is. I’ll also give a shiny silver dollar to the person who actually believes this story I just told. I never heard from her and I never will. I just know she is an incredible find and I hope you enjoy her pictures.

Yes. I don’t know she looks like there but it reminds me of an 80’s television star. Definitely some obscure actress that I’m annoyed that I can’t get right now. Maybe an upgrade on any scank that looked half decent on Beverly Hills 90210. Even though that show was in the 90’s you might get my drift. I don’t know, maybe she’s got some look of a chick who had appeared in Charles in Charge.

Ridiculous. The hand placement right there is phenomenal. Jerk off worthy finger placement?

I don’t know man. This particular picture proves to me how amazing a face and how effective a face can be. If you stuck this exact face on a really overweight person or had an amazing bodied person with a crap face I think I’d take this face on a shit body over the hot body….at least relationship wise. Who knows but it’s a great debate.

And she still looks hot without the modeling shots. That’s when you know it’s real. That’s when you know it’s love. That’s when you know you spend way too much time on the computer analyzing girls that you’ll never meet.

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I recently received an email from ONE person complaining about me not posting the source from where I got these pictures. First of all I shall say that’s all I do is post the Myspace Profiles of the models. In terms of my links of the day girls? 99% come from Flickr and come from a guy named Arealcad. Okay buddy? Does that satisfy you? Just go to Flickr and find Arealcad.

On with the links:

8 Laura Croft’s That Aren’t Angelina Jolie from COED Magazine

Yes. It comes in Kegs from Asylum

NFL Cheerleader Playoffs from Busted Coverage

Friday Fitness Hotties from The Hottie Hunter

Olivia Wilde is a Name to Remember from On205th

LSU Players Punk Herban Meyer from Losers With Socks

Horse Jumps Car from Tasty Booze

Cheerleader Friday from Epic Carnival

Friday Fixxx from Brahsome

Vida Guerra Obviously Cleans her Plate from Paul’s World

Thank God for Myspace and Jordan’s Profile. Seriously, I completely remember seeing her about a year ago (October 2006 Playmate) and being floored by how hot she was. Naturally though, as most women in Playboy get replaced by the woman in the next issue, we kind of forget about months past. Not this time and not ever again damnet. Jordan is worth the revival. Of course I have the nudy pics! In all seriousness though, I can’t imagine not only the things I’d do to her but the things I’d do to myself in order to get to do the things I would do to her. For example I’ll just throw this one out there. I’d have no problem living with one ball for the rest of my life in order to spend one week in the sack with Jordan. Actually I could consider one ball if only to gaze into her eyes for one week. Gazing is highly underrated.

And then you see her in a position like this and you start thinking “Gazing into her eyes? What in the world was I thinking? I mean can I even imagine having that whole frame wrapped around me? Gazing? Huh?” Jordan seriously can’t be doing this to me. I really have to reconsider authoring this blog. I mean I’ve talked about quitting before, but if I can’t land a woman like this then I’m truly not sure I want to go on living. I just pray and hope that Jordan is a terrible person and is awful to hang out with because I just couldn’t bare with her having the looks, the body, AND the personality. I need to hate at least something about her to justify going on in this world and being able to live without her in my life.

Yup, that makes me feel better about things. Ah, I hope Jordan is nice. I hope she is making some guy other than me very happy at this moment. Perhaps someday I’ll be able to take joy in the joy in others. I’ll be able to be happy for people other than me. Maybe one day I’ll get to meet Jordan and shake her hand without trying to pinch her tushy. Who knows. One day I might actually become a real person.

Well until that actual day happens I’m going to look at pictures like these and bite my tongue. What an absolute gem this girl is.

Have a nice weekend folks.

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