Here’s my question: What did these girls actually think was going to happen with this picture? Did they just assume that sites like mine would post it and therefore get more press for the Vols cheering squad? Were they hoping to turn it into a Playboy spread? Are they potentially marketing a new line of orange panties that we don’t know about? I love how white their little sneakers are.

On with the links:

Megan Fox Wear See Through Dress from COED Magazine

Look Ma, No Pants! from Asylum

Today’s Spankings: Janet Jones and Saleisha Stowers from Busted Coverage

New Hottie Fashion Trends from The Hottie Hunter

Tebow of Nazereth goes to a Hockey Game from Losers With Socks

Nightmare Fuel: Richard Simmons (amazing picture) from On205th

Jonathan Lee Riches - Is that You? from Brahsome

Guy Gets 7th DUI and Denies His Bloody Face from Tastybooze

Best Use of Photoshop Award for Jan 10 from Epic Carnival

Jessica Cirio’s Luscious Ass from Paul’s World

Sexy Photos: Tennis Outfit Strip from Bright Black Internet

Don’t Just Drink It from Don’t Eat The Worm

Unlikely Blogger: Michael Beasley’s Mom from The Big Lead

And as you can see this post was titled appropriately. Look at the two standing next to each other. Is it even a contest? First off Tianna dwarfs this little dwarf. Second of all she’s much much hotter (as you’ll see below). Would I watch “A Shot at Love with Tianna Ta?” You’re damned right I would. Tianna doesn’t quite have the Myspace Following that Tila has built up but so the fuck what? Don’t get me wrong, despite how disgusting and disturbing Tila’s show and followers are, I get the appeal of the show. To all the burnt out, lazy, psycho, have zero goals in life population, Tila’s show brings hope to the masses. It says if you’re slightly cute yet look kind of like a midget, bisexual, covered in tattoos and can build up over 1 million friends on Myspace, then you can have a show too! Tianna at least seems a bit “cleaner” and classier.

I mean is there even any debate whatsoever here? Tianna is ridiculous. I’m not sure I mentioned this on here but in case I didn’t, I want people to understand that I’m not the biggest Asian persuasion fan out there. However, I have said and will say it again. A very hot Asian girl is way up there with me. Up there with the Italian and Latina population which to me means a lot. I remember falling in love with this diner hostess that was Asian. Her face was literally perfect. She was almost too good. I felt if I touched her in any way it might ruin her. Tianna is touchable but I’d definitely wash her off a few times.

Hey! It’s Tom from Myspace! Thomas, what’s up buddy? I’d like to thank you for creating this website so that I might post all the lovely ladies that grace its airwaves. Tom, if I were you I’d be sticking it to not only Tianna or Tila but basically any woman who’s career has been elevated using Myspace. I don’t know Tom personally but he seems like the type that might just jerk off to these girls rather than touch them in person.

“Is there a pinkish hue? A pinkish hue? You know a rosy glow?…..There’s a hue” By the way, Seinfeld might be the only show that I can watch each episode 100 times and not get tired of them. Anyway, I dig the pinkish lighting in this shot. If I could have a wish it’d be to “do it on the moon” with Tianna Revenge of the Nerds style only that moon room have pink lighting instead of blue.

That chick on the right is diiiiiirrrrtty. Love it though. It’s a shame this is about the most hardcore shot I could find of Tianna. She’s gonna have to get a little more wild than that to make it to “A shot at love with Tianna Ta.”

More Pictures:

Hmmm. I think I’m going to take an excerpt from another source here.

Did you see it? Yup, it’s nothing because I write the best commentary and today nothing is better than some bullshit taken from a crappier writer.

On with the links:

Summer Glau is a Terminatrix from COED Magazine

Chuck Liddell Tailgates with Cookies from Busted Coverage

Smut for Smarties from Asylum

White or Wrong? from Losers With Socks

Lyrical Hotties from The Hottie Hunter

This is Just not fair…Damn you Megan Fox from On205th

These Go to Eleven: Music Videos from Brahsome

A Local Brothel Surprises Husband from Tastybooze

Featured Hottie - Anna from Paul’s World

Stacey Ferguson has a fine ass from Bright Black Internet

King Of Leon’s Biggest Celebrity Fan from Just Jared

Family Feud: NBA Style from Epiccarnival

This is a very tough article for me to write. At first I see the immediate picture on her Myspace Profile and my blood starts boiling as it normally does. I see the name “Latina Alexandra,” and hint of Maxim Magazine. I hear club music, see that she’s a bartender. Then all of a sudden I go into her pictures and it’s like family stuff. She’s a “proud parent” of a little girl and is married to a very large meterosexual type of dude. And yet I’m torn because on the one hand, it has turned into a MILF situation and on the other do I feel bad for this child? There’s nothing wrong with being a proud parent but all these pictures point to partying and a lifestyle that doesn’t seem very parent friendly. Plus she has huge cans which is nice. By the way her best pictures are in the profile. The ones I had to copy kind of suck but what can you do? She was worth posting.

She has that very typical Latina face. It’s almost like a guy in a weird kind of way. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing I’m just pointing out that her face could actually be a good looking guy’s face. If you think I’m all messed up and perverted think again. Look at women like Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta Jones. Both of them are drop dead gorgeous but in my humble opinion, both would also be good looking as guys. As I said, nothing wrong with it. Plus, did I mention this girl’s cans? The fact that she’s a mom? That she’s a bartender. That her husband definitely takes creatine and GHB?

And smoking cigarettes to boot? Not a great way to raise a child. A great way to still look trashy but again, kids won’t really appreciate that too much. Come Alex, you’re better than that.

Well there ARE good pictures, just not big enough. I mean her tits are big enough. You know what I mean guys! I love you!

Yeah have a nice life sweetheart. Keep bartending, smoking cigarettes, hanging out with gay dudes all while trying to raise an innocent little girls. I’m sure you are a great parent honey but maybe you should spend more time parenting than bartending and working on your Myspace Profile.

More Pictures:

This is a new one and yet I’m completely turned on. It appears that she’s posing on some kind of kiddie equipment. Makes me wish I was a little boy and had been naughty. I truly deserve a spanking or maybe even a whole boob in my face.

On With the Links:

Krystal Forscutt..something..something..boobs from On205th

Cheerleaders of BCS Football from COED Magazine

How to Mess with Your Co-Workers from Asylum

Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder and Friends from Bustedcoverage

Car Shows Are a Hotty Paradise from The Hottie Hunter

No Mascot, No Losses, No Problems from Losers With Socks

End of the BCS Show from Macgsworld

Check Out the Brown Hour from Brahsome

Driver Hits Tree….At least the beer is OK from Tastybooze

Best New Boobs of 2008 from Paul’s World

Dear Hall of Fame from Epic Carnival

Who is Sam Walker and Why do you Care? from Don’t Cost Nothing

Team of the Week from The Leaky Brain