Let’s say you take an average girl. I truly mean nothing more than average. Let’s say you create a Myspace Profile (that had nothing to do with this little scenario). Let us say that average girl is somehow in some way upset with her life. Maybe she’s being treated poorly by her parents or has a substance abuse problem. Maybe she’s just not getting attention. So instead of going out there and learning or paying for school, she decides to fast track it right into the adult industry. Now I know nothing about Kinzie Kenner. I don’t particularly think she’s hot but to me? She’s a prime example of a perfect transformation. I don’t have any old pictures on this post but here’s a link to her when she started out. As you can see she had little itty bitty boobs and just looked like a run of the mill chick you’d see in a bar. Now?

Gee I wonder what’s going to happen here. Now? Now Kinsey has some hidden D’s under there. Looks like she’s really found a home in the adult world. Amazing too. You see her walking down the street 5 years ago and you think nothing of it. Now? If you even follow porn remotely you’ve probably heard her name. I’m sure Kinzie is currently in the “they’re my family, they treat me so well!” kind of mode. She just bought the implants and is getting real roles. Just a matter of time before she’s spit on and becomes a coke addict. Here’s some stuff of her now.

Strap on the white boots, the ass up in the air pose and poof you have a new star. Plus, I didn’t see much of it but I did manage to see a shoot of her where she did anal. To me, that’s a sign you have really committed yourself to this business. Way to go Kinzie. I hope I can penetrate that ass someday. She’s not even good looking! And yet they all have this power over me. I’m a sex addict, there I said it.

This happens to be a shot that I find relatively repulsive. The amount of makeup in this picture could easily take care of about 3,000 feminists having to attend a Presidential gala. That’s Sophia on the right. She’s about as entrenched in the dirty world of porn as anybody. I’ve seen her take two in the shoot and get her face glazed by about 12 dudes. It doesn’t get any more committed than that. But she’s nasty and not attractive. 20 bucks says she’s around for a very long time. Kinzie still has time to back out.

Whoa Whoa Whoa. Let’s not fight here people. Just take off your pants and we’ll start blowing this complete stranger here who has a penis that would make most men cry and will destroy any porn watchers perception of how big a penis is really supposed to be.

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I love that stupid look on the tits girl’s face. It’s a very typical Staten Island/Bronx/Brooklyn type of look. And you’re not kidding anyone with that tiny little nose stud either. She’s pure facial material and nothing more. Sorry, I’m not in the nicest of moods today.

On with the links:

The Obama Girl Returns from Asylum

Today’s Spankings: Natalie Gulbis, Michelle Behennah from Busted Coverage

Gina Carano Is My Crush from On205th

Hottie of the Week! from The Hottie Hunter

The Basics of Failboat Hate from Losers With Socks

Morning Wood: Steven A Style from Brahsome

Responsible Fathers Drink Vodka from Tastybooze

The Boobs Alphabet in Pictures from Bright Black Internet

Take Them Down Already! from King Steve

Manic Munday from Macgsworld

Danielle Lloyd Gets Loaded from Paul’s World

Throwing Knives: Sorry Rog from Epiccarnival

Using Recycled Condoms from The Leaky Brain

I’m going on record right now in saying I may have found one of the hottest girls that I’ve ever posted on this site. To anyone that actually knew of this woman and didn’t alert me? Honestly a big “fuck you” to you. I mean this girl has got some amazing pictures in her Myspace Profile not to mention at her website. I think Jessica Burciaga and Monica Leigh have some major competition (just look in categories because I was too lazy to put in the links). So given that I’m completely smitten with Erika I’m going to dedicate this post to two subjects. The first is, What would you do to have sex with Erika? The second is, what would you do if you had a relationship with Erika and she broke up with you?

Answer number 1: To have sex with Erika I would allow her to run around the world, climb the highest mountains, swim in the dirtiest oceans, wrestle the biggest alligators, eat the spiciest of foods, do all of this without deodorant or shoes, have her come back to me, spit on my face and have me go down on her for 6 weeks without coming up for air.

Answer number 2: If she broke up with me I’d publicly display my penis to the entire world in an internet broadcast. Why? Because the humiliation of exposing a small penis to the world would be nothing compared to the pain Erika would inflict on me.

Answer number 1B - In order to have sex with Erika I would hammer a six inch spike through a board with my penis. A guy’s got to have his standards. Those of you who can come up with the movie I just quoted will get a gold star. I’ll give you all a hint. Val Kilmer and a lot of popcorn.

Answer number 2B - If Erika ever broke up with me I would write her a really nice love song to try to get her back.

Answer 1C - In order to have sex with Erika I would hire Ben Stein to stand outside her window and utter the words “Erika?” continuously for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week similarly to how he said “Frye?” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off until she agreed to bang me.

Answer 2C - If Erika broke up with me I would hire Ben Stein to stand outside her window and utter the words “Erika?” continuously for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week similarly to how he said “Frye?” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off until she agreed to take me back.

By the way what the hell is America’s Most Smart Model? It’s obviously some dumb joke and it really makes me want to puke. However, if they keep spewing out girls like Erika then they must be on to something. Here’s to Medina. She’s really unbelievable. Of all the women I’ve posted thus far I think she’s in my top 5 and I can honestly say I hope to meet her and touch her tushy.

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Not only is the blond doing the tit squeezing the hottest girl of this group, she’s also by far the coolest. The two girls on the left are clearly just very happy to be going along for the ride while the two girls on the right are saying “just stick with us, do what we say, and relax we’ll get you both very hot guys.”

On with the links:

“Love Mattress” Has Slats for Comfort from Asylum

Tempe 12 Calendar Girl from Busted Coverage

Orange Bowl LOL from Losers With Socks

Co-Ed Magazine Did the Work for You from Tastybooze

WVU Smokes Sooner Hash from Macgsworld

The Hottie Hunter Returns! from Hottie Hunter

Jennifer Tilly’s Chucky Cleavage from Paul’s World

Magic Sarah’s Messy Box from Brahsome

Melissa Midwest goes tanning from Slamdizzle

Saskia Howard Topless from UK Celeb

Sexy Pics: Bi Babes Gallery from Bright Black Internet

Cheerleader Friday from Epic Carnival

Yes, Dollface. That’s what she calls herself. I call her “Alotta Vagina.” She seriously reminds me of Fabiana Udenio who played Alotta in Austin Powers. She also played Anna Maria Mazarelli in Summer School. If you check out her Myspace Profile you’ll probably agree with me. Fabiana has aged kind of crappily but she still maintains a silly rack. Not so great on the face but who cares? I think Dollface has a very similar game and I hope they make another Austin Powers so she can play Alotta’s daughter Mucha Cunta.

Old school roller skates. Now that is hot. Seriously I used to love roller skating. I was talking about this the other day with my buddy. Remember some great roller skating songs? I’d have to say “The Hustle” is way up there. Back in my day it was “I’ve got the Power!” Whatever, I just think of the movie Van Wilder and the scene where Kal Penn (Taj) is spinning with the chick and crashes into the wall. That movie is highly underrated. I also can’t think of a better scenario then a threesome with these two and they have nothing on but the little socks and roller skates. Well of course I’d be wearing skates too. I’d put my penis through a hole in the sheet (that’s from Chapelle’s Show). I’m really into TV and movies today.

I believe I asked this question the other day on one of my other sites. I’ll ask it again. Let’s say you are out and you are the wingman of a good friend of yours. Your buddy has been working his ass off to get Dollface to come home with him. Do you take one for the team and get with the girl on the right? I say yes. She looks like she really knows what she’s doing in the bedroom. Something tells me because of her lip structure and poofy hairdo that she can really blow with the best of them.

What I just wrote before also applies to this picture. However, the blond does have a nice rack so I think it’s pretty much a no brainer.

I think that’s the perfect goodbye shot isn’t it? There are lots of facets to bikinis. I personally like a few things on bikini bottoms. Let’s just knock out chicks that have terrible bodies. There’s the tight bikini bottom, the thong, and then the loose crinkled bottom but on a tight ass. I personally like the third the best. I don’t really care about thongs, I’m more of a mystery man. And there’s just something cute about a wrinkled bottom. It’s like she’s a dirty little girl who forgot to iron or wash her clothes. I’m tired.

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