I think the question for this picture is this: real or fake? Are these really a bunch of amateur girls posting some picture for the world to see or is this arranged by a porn site? I’m leaning towards the latter but Jesus Christ if there’s really a group of girls out there like this. God bless.

On with the links:

Winnie Cooper looking very sexy from Busted Coverage

What would you show a topless woman? from Asylum

Sugar Bowl LOL from Losers with Socks

Next Door Nikki from Paul’s World

Knight Rider is Coming Back from Tastybooze

Only Masturbate or Fornicate from Macgsworld

Monkeys are Whoo-oo-ahh-ahh-res from Brahsome

Hot Chicks of 2008 from Don’t Cost Nothing

It’s Officially time to Implode the NBDL from Epiccarnival

Lisa Snowden is not cold from Slam Dizzle

Romo Should Have Stuck with Sophia from On205th

Is She Lousy at Bedroom Olympics? from Bright Black Internet

Finally, I think I’ve completed the archive overhaul. Those of you that have been with us since the beginning may remember Siobhan and I doubt you’ll get tired of her after this post. I remember cumming across her Myspace Profile for the first time back in 2007. It’s as if it were yesteryear. She was the winner of the FHM’s 2005 Girl Next Door Contest and the winner of my heart. I knew I had that crazy feeling inside…you know where you’d do anything to bone her?

So wait a second. Are there any hotter Australians out there? Nicole Kidman? Hahahahaha. That might have been the best joke I’ve told all year. I think Kidman might have wrapped her face around her head a minimum of 16 times. Well, Australia is mostly blond so I may be a bit biased given that I’m a brunette man myself. Please folks, alert me to any hotter Australian contingent out there.

Fuck me in the goat ass. You have got to be kidding me. Speaking of fucking in the ass… No I wasn’t thinking about doing it to her, that’s too easy. I was just thinking that I might actually let someone do it to me if Siobhan would let me go down on her for about 6 weeks. Perfect implants are a thing of beauty.

I love the outback. I love myself. I love all of you. Third day of 2008 and all. Time to get nicer, wiser, vaginy-er. Eh, whatever. I’m truly babbling at this point. Siobhan, where the hell are you these days? Would you do Playboy already damnet? What the fuck?

Yay! Happy 2008. Here’s to a great year.

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I’ve already spoken out about my distaste and desire for Cowboy hats. On the one hand if an ugly girl tries to make herself look cuter I think she’s really just making herself look ridiculously bad. On the other if the girl is both cute AND has big tits showing through a plaid table cover? I think it pretty much amplifies the situation. Good God.

On with the links:

Hockey goes Topless? from Asylum

Illinois Cheerleaders no match for USC Song Girls from Busted Coverage

Hawaii Shocks the World from Losers With Socks

Cindy Margolis’ Cleavage from Paul’s World

Always Be Closing from Macgsworld

Letter From the Editor from The Put Down

Reggie Bush is Kardashianized from Brahsome

Luckiest Drunk of 2008 from Tastybooze

No Seriously, Bonerama from Epiccarnival

Krystal Forscutt’s Tits from Slamdizzle

Christina Milian in a Bikini from Dirty Rotten Whore

Tom Brady, Manboobs and No Six Pack from The Big Lead

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures from Drunkenstepfather

She looks like a cross between Jenna Haze and Jillian Barberie. That’s one hell of a mutt. Here’s how she describes herself in her Myspace Profile. “My name is Heidi Cortez and here I am. I live in Hollywood and Reno…2 very awesome places. I live by the saying… “If you want something done right, you’d better do it yourself.” Cause, let’s be honest…no one can do it better. I own the coolest tanning salon ever, CABANA TANS in Reno, NV. I model and started off as a model. I use to host “Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez” on Howard Stern’s Howard 100 on Sirius Radio. But now I work for and on Sunet Tan on the E! Channel. I’m also the author of “Heidi’s Bedtime Stories” that of course you can pick up at any bookstore( wink wink). I also love doing prank phone calls(what can i say? Its a sick talent i have…ha!). I’m truly a blessed person. I’m not anything like people might expect me to be. I’m not stuck up. I’m funny and down to earth and I’m still stoked that I can flip a switch and lights come on. The way to my heart is through COMEDY! There’s nothing I love more than stand-up or just silly f’ing people(take me to a comedy show, and you’ve gotten attention). ”

Well, now I know what I have to do: become a stand up comedian. As a matter of fact those who know me are aware that I did spend a brief stint as a stand up boy. It was fun as hell. Looks like Heidi has me regretting quitting a business that requires years and years of working for nothing and waiting for a break only to find yourself spewing out potential stand up material in a blog that objectifies women and self loathes. Whatever. I can make her laugh and that’s all that really counts.

So classy with those long legs and hint of underwear showing. Has anyone seen her show? Is she famous? Eh, all I know that is that she is a Myspace friend of our two day ago post Sux gal. I can’t believe I’ve gone this far without mentioning her tits. I’m sure Howard Stern made more than his fair share of comments when she was on his show.

I will say this. She does NOT look like the 25 years old she claims to be. I guess I’ll have to see her on television. I’d rather just see her on Cinemax at 2am playing some kind of health club owner. Eh, fuck that. She can just play a tanning salon owner. Wait…right. Whatever man. Sex, ok? Sex.

Normally I don’t show closeups but come on. COME ON! What a nice way to start my 2008.

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