As you can see I’ve changed my title yet again.  I’m tired of putting 1000 links up.  It’s annoying.  Rather I shall give credit to the top ten things I find around the web.  And of course we shall start with this little vixen up top.  Tell me you wouldn’t become a soccer fan if these were the cheerleaders.  It’s just so easy to make anything popular.  Boobs.  That’s all it takes. Seriously.  Boobs.

Here are the links:

New Line of Sexy Soccer Jerseys - With Leather

Sophie Monk is still looking good - Drunkenstepfather

This week’s tail - Flabber

Create an Aria Giovanni Webpage - Attuworld

Durex Says American Suck at Sex - COED Magazine

New Jersey Nets Dancers Leave Me Speechless - Busted Coverage

Danneel Harris in Maxim - Dirty Rotten

The Olsen Twins Debate - Holy Taco

Here’s Another Reason Duke Sucks - Losers With Socks

Knuckle Dusters Punch Watermelons - Tasty Booze

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Sasha Singleton is an absolute freak. That’s all I’m gonna start off with. Wow. First of all when you go to her Myspace Profile you’ll hear a nice little dance song featuring the lyric “would your girlfriend call me a whore” which really sets the tone. Scroll down for two seconds and you’ll see a borderline Myspace safe picture of her lying on top of another girl, both of them are topless, and their breastesses are mashed up against one another. All I can say is….this is MY type of girl. Wow. What a peach huh? I guess they really do know how to party in the OC. Why didn’t that show with Mischa Barton show any of this? Would have made it much much better.

For the record I’m eating sticky rice right now and it just got a lot stickier. Speaking of sticky rice. This guy is Asian and this guy is, yes, Sasha Singleton’s husband! I don’t know where this guy is from or where he’s been over the years but I need to visit whatever kind of magic farm he entered. I don’t know if he’s rich, has a super penis, or is a DJ. My hope is that he’s poor and simply a master at knowing how to land chicks. Whatever the case, he’s given hope to the world. This guy is my new hero. (he owns a club, damnet)

Whoa whoa wait a minute. Here I am thinking this girl is amazing and little did I know she has a serious resume? Appeared in Hustler and Playboy? Where in the world have I been all these years! She even has her own Sasha Singleton Wikipedia page? Can they make a Brock Landers Wikipedia page already? “Brock Landers: Creator of Hottest Girls of Myspace. This guy’s a bad ass.” That’s all I’d need to read.

Oh and by the way she has a kid. Unreal. Some other notables include appearances on MTV’s “Dismissed,” Playboy’s “Natural Beauties” circa 1999, and she was on the cover of Drag Sport Magazine in 2004. What does she do now? Parties her ass off at clubs around the world getting paid to be hot. I’m not saying I want to be a woman but when you’re a woman like her you can basically do whatever the fuck you want.

She hangs out with Jessica Burciaga? Enough said. OK one more thing. She’s Irish, Scottish, Thai, and Chinese. WOW.

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Do you actually think I’d post this picture without links to where you can see “more” of this picture? Come on now.

Here are the links:

Try and caption this picture - Attuworld

Terrelle Pryor Fawns Over Baby - Busted Coverage

Incredible Tony Soprano Impression - Flabber

A Tribute to Thighs - Holy Taco

Heidi Klum Makes Lesbian Jokes - Drunkenstepfather

Will Farell Playing H.O.R.S.E - COED Magazine

Dubai is Amazing - Tasty Booze

Does Anyone Like American Idol? - Macgsworld

Bill Belicheck on a Lesbian magazine - Losers With Socks

Lindsay Lohan in Short Shorts - Dirty Rotten

Adios Mr. Carr! - Brahsome

Amateur Fun with Dorothy - Paul’s World (NSFW)

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I think her Myspace Profile is a little gay but whatever, she’s still hot and I’m not touching her anytime soon. And despite the fact I said “gay” she’s still got some half decent tidbits in there like “Getting drunk with celebrities at Playboy Mansion.” Having huge, round, perfectly shaped breasts kind of helps you get into parties like that. And why not get drunk and ass kiss a ton of big names? That and potentially offer your “services” for a spot in a movie. Not saying that Sara does this kind of thing but more women should. And what the hell is with this Brooks guy? Where is he getting these women? Have you seen SportsbyBrooks? It’s a good blog, talks about you know, sports, but man this guy gets some busty ladies. Well done Brooksy.

I wonder why they call her Sara Lime? I’m gonna go with three guesses here. Lime is her real last name. She tends to specialize in making Lime type drinks. And for the answer I’m hoping for. She “tastes” like lime. That’d be an interesting twist. Great porn name too right? “Twist of Lime.” Can’t say I’d like a girl who tasted like that and yet I can’t say I wouldn’t be completely curious. So tart though. I don’t like a tart taste on a piece of cake let alone the holiest of holies. By the way, I think I know the name I’d use if I were in the industry: The Vagina Moistener.

Jesus Christ I love pictures like this. You’ve got about 2 feet of thigh there. The boots are screaming Dominatrix and Sara is far from being a thin, weak girl. She’s got a little meat on her bones and I absolutely love it because she’s got the bust to back it up. Dare I say “jerk off worthy 2 feet of thigh?”

Are we pushing the envelope with this shot? I think once we saw Demi Moore naked and pregnant on a magazine cover and pictures like these were considered “tasteful?” I think we are OK. I mean I’d like to take a taste.

Boobies!

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