Feb 07 2008
I originally came across Andrea on Facebook but realized that her Myspace Profile was a little more fruitful. Andrea was once voted a hometown hottie from Maxim back in 2006. Now, would anyone resurrect Andrea but me? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least give me credit for being the “stalker” that I am in finding her and reproducing her content. I love getting emails when people call me a stalker. Do you people realize how LITTLE time I spend on these girls? Is is rocket science? Am I staring at them, trying to get to know them, contacting them? No. I take some stuff I find and form a little post. If a girl is attractive and has enough pictures? I make it work. Perhaps it’s all you ladies who are upset out there that I post your drunken stupers who are in the wrong. Not my fault that you parade around flaunting the goods. By the way, Andrea, I’m not talking about you honey.
She’s kind of like a poor man’s Rachel Bilson here. Andrea touts herself as Andrea Motha F*ckin Rose! So whatever that means. But I will say she works as a model for Eyecandy Modeling…which is nice. I know that she was a Hooters girl while she attended college in Eastern Michigan. But other than that? I can’t really get a good grip on Andrea. I think she’s Italian and I think she might be a club type of gal. Perhaps the picture below is a better representation.
Oh Andrea. Who are you hanging out with? Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that our star candidate here is a wonderful guy. I’m sure he’s down to earth, doesn’t ever make any kind of symbols with his fingers, has the kind of look where he’s thinking “damn am I the man or what?” and definitely is a virgin, right? Or maybe he is all of those things and that’s why Andrea is laughing in this picture. Who knows. I don’t probe too much.
The beauty of a picture like this is that the model could very well have terrible breasts and yet the positioning, lighting, etc make them look so perky and cute! Not saying that Andrea doesn’t have perky, cute breasts. I’m just trying to explain the power of photography, which is exactly what I know all of you want me to do.
Sure does look like a girl next door to me.