*For the record you guys can just skip reading this whole post….or not. Also, Jesse was in Playboy. Man what I’d have given to be that photographer. Here’s her Myspace Profile.

It’s been a long time Jesse. We’ve been through a lot. Well not too much. Those of you who have been following this site may remember that I posted Jesse a while back. We don’t even have to get into why I posted her. She’s obviously gorgeous and possesses every aesthetic asset that a man could possibly want. However, as I sometimes get a little carried away, I made some comments that many women such as Jesse would find a little offensive. Jesse wrote me an email demanding that I take down the post to which I obliged and responded to her. This post is my response to Jesse.

Jesse, you and many of the models out there (legit models) have great careers going and I’m sure you and your fiance are great people (I had made fun of him even though it’s quite obvious I had reason to be jealous. Look at her!). I’d never REALLY purport to know you in the slightest. At the same time, I can’t deny how unbelievably sexy you are. It’s pretty common to make a sexual comment when someone like you is on the screen. It’s almost impossible not to! OK I better stop myself before saying something you’ll get pissed at. At the same time you realize some of the girls I do post, who flaunt themselves on Myspace in some respect have it coming to them. You on the other hand? It was unnecessary. Still though, man you have a great body! OK I have to stop again.

You happen to be extremely attractive and somewhat under the radar, hence why I posted you. Your response does not surprise me in the least bit and for hurting your feelings I do apologize. And anything written about your fiance? I hope he smiles knowing that he represents a very great and very small group of guys that were able to land a phenomenally gorgeous woman like yourself.

So my statements of saying the things I’d do to you and all of that? Look, I’d never deny that I actually would love to be able to get into those situations with perhaps your imaginary twin sister? Saying those things aloud? I guess that’s where you’d take some offense. I’ll let my readers conjure up ideas, and I’m sure they’ll conjure up plenty (won’t you guys). I’ll still get in my comments on future posts. In fact I’ll go back to being that same nutty guy who rags on women. Hell I’ll probably get back to that tomorrow. However, you are damned fine and I’m sure you realize every single guy reading this site wants a piece of the Preston. So today, I’ve taken a break and have been nice. Here’s to you Jesse Preston.

By the way I had to post this picture because the guy in the background is amazing.

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