Feb 19 2008
As you can see Paulina is very classy. Any time you see a hat with a skeleton and little red hearts that take the place of eyeballs and a nose, you can probably rest assure that you’ll have an interesting night. I don’t remember how I stumbled on Paulina’s Myspace Profile nor do I really care. All I do know is that I dig the Latina flavor. Unfortunately that flavor sometimes comes with a lot of grease attached in the form of guys named Antonio and Paulo. Is that racist? I wonder if it is. Some people might take offense to that. I don’t know, I don’t think so. It’s’ been known that Latina women are far and away my favorite. I mean who you hang out with and such is a product of where you come from and how you were raised, not your race. So if Paulina is a club girl and hangs out with greasy dudes, she could be black, asian, I don’t care. Glad we settled all of that. Let’s move on.
Is this guy’s hair dreamy or what? In all honesty he’s a good looking guy and bottom line is that he gets to do things to Paulina that I or you will never do. However, come on bud. You’re wearing a shirt with a lion on it. Alright can we please focus on Paulina’s ass for a minute? She has the kind of look where if I had a porno movie of her, it would take me a very long time to get tired of it. Do you know what I’m talking about? Like when you have a new movie and certain scenes are your “go to” scenes. I feel like Paulina’s scene would be my “go to” scene and it would take me about a month before needing to buy a new movie and find fresh material. Though I could see myself returning to her scene often.
Pole dancing. Now that’s the right idea. Is her friend attractive? Nah. Not really. I really got pat myself on the back for working hard to bring back these amateurs. While some of you out there just like the plain old hot chicks, this site began with strictly amateurs. If I could have these types of girls up all the time I would but I can’t. Just not enough of them out there hence why I put up the models. I really need to start a modeling agency. I’m an unbelievable judge of character based off of pictures and blurbs from Myspace Profiles. I think that’s all you need to be an agent, right?
You’d think or hope that this is some kind of porn site right? No, it’s just a bunch of hair stylists acting annoying and teasing us. However, that might not be such a bad idea for a dumb Cinemax after dark series. Or even a porn site. Some kind of hair salon girls that get down at their place of business type of site. You know, picking up loose hairs off the floor and playing with curling irons and such? Jesus am I a visionary or what?
Those are her parents. Yay!