Feb 21 2008
She’s got a great look. I can see where that Hawaiian and Filipino backgrounds come into play. I mean I post some hot chicks on here, but few have a truly unique look. Melanie’s got that look. It’s sort of a feline, evil, attitude kind of a look. And from the looks of it? Melanie is not the type that has an attitude. She’s very bubbly according to her Myspace Profile. I could easily see Melanie wind up as an interviewer for a Gossip show on E! Currently she does a lot of spokesmodel work, celebrity interviewing, infomercials, fitness model, videos, you name it. She does just a little bit of everything. Melanie, don’t take this the wrong way but there’s one thing you can do to really spice up your career….boob job. It’s not that I don’t respect that body. I think it’s amazing and I wouldn’t want you to change in any way. However, given your career path, a boob job would advance it very quickly. It’s one thing if Melanie were a telephone operator or a carpenter, but she’s not. She’s always being photographed and is clearly in an attention getting type of career.
That face is amazing. But imagine a push up bra, boobs one size larger. It would add that cleavage necessary to take this picture from a 9 to a 10. But what the hell do I know? Melanie’s already been in Maxim, Fat Joe Videos, TV Hosting for Spread the Word. Maxim is big, yes but let’s bump her up to some 50 cent videos and TV Hosting for a major network, not something on the internet. Answer? Boob job. Look at Sandee Westgate. Girl’s got a career now because of her new found mounds. Melanie is 10 times better looking than Sandee. Is this just my cry for help? Maybe it’s my selfish self looking for something to dream about.
Nope, I’m right. While I could easily sit her and look at those legs all day this picture, while amazing doesn’t depress me. And it’s those pictures that depress me that are special. When I get depressed by a picture it usually means that picture is so damned good, that the chick is so damned hot that it actually pisses me off. Here, I want to meet Melanie, I want to court Melanie, and sure I want to have sex with Melanie, but I’m not frustrated by Melanie. Once again, boob job.
Did I mention that Melanie went to Florida State? Dude, what the fuck is in the water at that school? Better yet, what in God’s name are they doing to recruit over there? I’m 99% sure that 100% of their female recruiting revolves around “Talent Scouts.” They have to be sending out people left and right to pose as high school students combing every institution in America simply looking for hot girls. Then they get some kind of subliminal message campaign going. If they’re not doing that now, they should be.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s got cute little breasts but here’s the perfect example. Boob job Melanie, boob job. And don’t tell me you never thought about it.