When I first read the “income range” in Holly’s Myspace Profile I was a bit shocked. Less than $30,000? Seemed a little crazy to me. I mean look at this girl. I’m taking a guess that she completely overlooked that section when completing it. That or whoever created the page for her missed it. However, I then realized that Holly is still in school working to get her degree and its common to be in debt. I applaud that effort but surely these modeling shots have to be paying the bills. With a body like that money should always follow. That and offers from just about every single pornographic site on the internet. If there’s one thing Holly is amazing at, it’s the tease factor. I wish I had some candid shots (Goholly has some) for you guys but I’m pretty sure you won’t be disappointed here. It’s amazing though. Not one nipple. Not one! If there was one tiny exposure of an aureole then I think that 30K would at the least double. Think about it Holly.

Isn’t Holly Weber a pretty money name though? It’s got a Broadway meets Hustler kind of feel to it. I’m curious if that is her real name. Maybe it’s something like Holly Lipshitz. Eh, I doubt she’s Jewish. Hell I’m one of the chosen ones and God wouldn’t choose for her to be part of my culture. We’re too annoying and only a few of our women are shaped that way. I’m guessing Holly’s got some kind of hot European background. Oh man, I just stumbled across this little piece. She wants to be an Orthodontist.

From her profile: “I am a full time college student in Orange County, CA. working towards my biology degree so I can transfer to a reputable dentistry school (I am hoping USC) and become an Orthodontist. I love living at the beach and try to run every day I can, to hear the ocean and enjoy the fresh air. I had braces on for two years, and when I recently had them removed, I was able to pursue modeling and acting in order to help pay for my schooling. I have been able to work a great deal and do things I never thought I would ever have been able to. I don’t have much free time, but wouldn’t trade it for the world.”

All I can say is that Holly will be far and away the most coveted Orthodontist in history. Hords of horny 12 year olds who don’t even need braces will be begging their parents to make an appointment. Dare I say an Orthodontist niche porn site? Not saying Holly has to be a member but man how money would that be? Just as the lady is fitting someone for braces their eyes meet and….you know the rest.

Holly, I love teeth!

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