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Archive for February, 2008

Feb 22 2008

Daily Links - Mariah Carey Holding Tight and Gemma Atkinson

Published by Brock Landers under Uncategorized

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Look I don’t want to get too mean here but I have to say if it weren’t for this girl’s tits she would be completely worthless. I mean what kind of picture is that? Is it sexy? No. Is she happy? No. Does she look retarded? Kind of, yes. That’s what you want going around the internet? Man. I don’t get it. Have a nice weekend twinks.

Here are the links:

Mariah Carey Covering Her Boobs - Drunkenstepfather

There’s never enough Gemma Atkinson - Zootoday

California White Trash Girl Fights - With Leather

Hotties of the Week - Flabber

73,000 Budweisers to Harry Caray - Holy Taco

Jennifer Sterger Has Come a Long Way - Busted Coverage

Breasts Don’t Get Better Than This - Attuworld (NSFW)

Miss COED: Imogen Thomas - COED Magazine

How Good Can you Be? - Losers With Socks

Claudia Porras is what the WNBA Needs - On205th

Christina Millian’s Got Some Cleavage - Dirty Rotten Whore

People who piss in the stall are annoying - Tasty Booze

Michael Vick Writes From Jail - Epic Carnival

Sexy Pics of Olivia Wilde - Bright Black Internet

Lebron James has got a new gang - Brahsome

Don’t Call Kirstie Alley Fat - Blog of Hilarity

Who is the Sexiest Survivor? - Cuzoogle

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Feb 22 2008

I Want Holly Weber to Work on My Teeth

Published by Brock Landers under Uncategorized

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When I first read the “income range” in Holly’s Myspace Profile I was a bit shocked. Less than $30,000? Seemed a little crazy to me. I mean look at this girl. I’m taking a guess that she completely overlooked that section when completing it. That or whoever created the page for her missed it. However, I then realized that Holly is still in school working to get her degree and its common to be in debt. I applaud that effort but surely these modeling shots have to be paying the bills. With a body like that money should always follow. That and offers from just about every single pornographic site on the internet. If there’s one thing Holly is amazing at, it’s the tease factor. I wish I had some candid shots (Goholly has some) for you guys but I’m pretty sure you won’t be disappointed here. It’s amazing though. Not one nipple. Not one! If there was one tiny exposure of an aureole then I think that 30K would at the least double. Think about it Holly.

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Isn’t Holly Weber a pretty money name though? It’s got a Broadway meets Hustler kind of feel to it. I’m curious if that is her real name. Maybe it’s something like Holly Lipshitz. Eh, I doubt she’s Jewish. Hell I’m one of the chosen ones and God wouldn’t choose for her to be part of my culture. We’re too annoying and only a few of our women are shaped that way. I’m guessing Holly’s got some kind of hot European background. Oh man, I just stumbled across this little piece. She wants to be an Orthodontist.

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From her profile: “I am a full time college student in Orange County, CA. working towards my biology degree so I can transfer to a reputable dentistry school (I am hoping USC) and become an Orthodontist. I love living at the beach and try to run every day I can, to hear the ocean and enjoy the fresh air. I had braces on for two years, and when I recently had them removed, I was able to pursue modeling and acting in order to help pay for my schooling. I have been able to work a great deal and do things I never thought I would ever have been able to. I don’t have much free time, but wouldn’t trade it for the world.”

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All I can say is that Holly will be far and away the most coveted Orthodontist in history. Hords of horny 12 year olds who don’t even need braces will be begging their parents to make an appointment. Dare I say an Orthodontist niche porn site? Not saying Holly has to be a member but man how money would that be? Just as the lady is fitting someone for braces their eyes meet and….you know the rest.

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Holly, I love teeth!

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Feb 21 2008

Daily Links - Gemma Atkinson Blue Bikini and The Amanda Bynes Show

Published by Brock Landers under Uncategorized

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Chow Bella! I can’t decide what I like better, the gap that is her cleavage or that slight gap in her teeth that reminds me of a young Lauren Hutton who I never thought was hot but I wanted to violate anyway.

Here are the links:

Gemma Atkinson Blue Bikini Pictures - Drunkenstepfather

Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind?” - COED Magazine

Will Ferrell and Dave Groehl - Flabber

Czech Hockey Team Puts Women To Work - Busted Coverage

Jenna Jameson’s New Comic Book - Brahsome

A Brief History of Boobs - Holy Taco

Ex-Roids Delt a Blow - Losers With Socks

Kate Beckinsale is Cold in Esquire - On205th

Best Use of Photoshop Award for Feb 21 - Epic Carnival

Do you dress like a Douchebag? - Tasty Booze

Jon Stewart on Larry King - Macgsworld

My Mail order Bride Arrived Today - Bright Black Internet

Jessica Simpson is Big in the Ukraine - Blog of Hilarity

NBA Makeover: Everyone to Look like Bosh - Cuzoogle

Gillispie Says No Smiling or off with your nuts - The Meaningful Collateral

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Feb 21 2008

Melanie Tillbrook Needs One Thing to Boost Her Career

Published by Brock Landers under Melanie Tillbrook

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She’s got a great look. I can see where that Hawaiian and Filipino backgrounds come into play. I mean I post some hot chicks on here, but few have a truly unique look. Melanie’s got that look. It’s sort of a feline, evil, attitude kind of a look. And from the looks of it? Melanie is not the type that has an attitude. She’s very bubbly according to her Myspace Profile. I could easily see Melanie wind up as an interviewer for a Gossip show on E! Currently she does a lot of spokesmodel work, celebrity interviewing, infomercials, fitness model, videos, you name it. She does just a little bit of everything. Melanie, don’t take this the wrong way but there’s one thing you can do to really spice up your career….boob job. It’s not that I don’t respect that body. I think it’s amazing and I wouldn’t want you to change in any way. However, given your career path, a boob job would advance it very quickly. It’s one thing if Melanie were a telephone operator or a carpenter, but she’s not. She’s always being photographed and is clearly in an attention getting type of career.

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That face is amazing. But imagine a push up bra, boobs one size larger. It would add that cleavage necessary to take this picture from a 9 to a 10. But what the hell do I know? Melanie’s already been in Maxim, Fat Joe Videos, TV Hosting for Spread the Word. Maxim is big, yes but let’s bump her up to some 50 cent videos and TV Hosting for a major network, not something on the internet. Answer? Boob job. Look at Sandee Westgate. Girl’s got a career now because of her new found mounds. Melanie is 10 times better looking than Sandee. Is this just my cry for help? Maybe it’s my selfish self looking for something to dream about.

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Nope, I’m right. While I could easily sit her and look at those legs all day this picture, while amazing doesn’t depress me. And it’s those pictures that depress me that are special. When I get depressed by a picture it usually means that picture is so damned good, that the chick is so damned hot that it actually pisses me off. Here, I want to meet Melanie, I want to court Melanie, and sure I want to have sex with Melanie, but I’m not frustrated by Melanie. Once again, boob job.

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Did I mention that Melanie went to Florida State? Dude, what the fuck is in the water at that school? Better yet, what in God’s name are they doing to recruit over there? I’m 99% sure that 100% of their female recruiting revolves around “Talent Scouts.” They have to be sending out people left and right to pose as high school students combing every institution in America simply looking for hot girls. Then they get some kind of subliminal message campaign going. If they’re not doing that now, they should be.

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Don’t get me wrong, she’s got cute little breasts but here’s the perfect example. Boob job Melanie, boob job. And don’t tell me you never thought about it.

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Feb 20 2008

Daily Links - Gene Simmons Sex Tape and Saskia Howard Clarke

Published by Brock Landers under Uncategorized

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You know what I love about this picture? Well you can see a beer cup on the bottom left but that’s not it. It’s that not one of these girls is over the top gorgeous and yet there is a redeeming quality about all of them that makes me want to have sex with them: they’re all gonna go out, get bombed and look for dick. There’s just no question in my mind. I’ll even take the girl on the right with the granny panties on.

Here are the links:

Gene Simmons Sex Tape - Drunkenstepfather

Patrick Stewart’s Kinky Interview - Flabber

The Orgasmatron is Spine Tingling (Literally) - COED Magazine

Brooke Helvie - Miss 2008 University of Florida - Busted Coverage

Britney Spears Wears No Panties…Again - Dirty Rotten Whore

Taco Belle: Saskia Howard Clarke - Holy Taco

Crocodile Bites Off Arm, No Big Deal - Tastybooze

Best Sprite Commercial Ever - On205th

The Case for the Battle Captain - Losers with Socks

Science Fair Projects - Macgsworld

Is Your Mom Like a Schoolgirl? - Attuworld

Kids Love Boobies Too - Bright Black Internet

These go to 11: Sit-Com Crushes - Brahsome

We’re Getting Closer: One Shining Moment - The Big Lead

Amy Winehouse Striped Panty Upskirt - Taxidrivermovie

Alyssa Milano is Better Nude - Hollywood Tuna

Who is the hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports? - Epic Carnival

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