Can you notice the bruises on the arm of the girl to the left? I can. Can you notice that the girl on the right just may have braces? I think I’d let her blow me and all the risks associated with it to have a little fun with the other two. Jesus what I’d do to the middle girl. Yum. Also a big shout out to With Leather for finding this site. It’s about time fellas. I’m the man.

On with the links:

Mia and Nella in the Park from Attuworld (NSFW)

Very Funny CSI Parody from Flabber (this is a must see)

5 Drinking Games to Break the Ice from COED Magazine

Australia’s Adelaide 36ers Cheerleaders from Busted Coverage

Back in the Day: Lori Loughlin from On205th

Keeley Hazell Posing with Statues from Drunkenstepfather

Eva Longoria Bebe Ad from Dirty Rotten Whore

Douchebag of the Week from Tastybooze

If You Ain’t Cheating You Ain’t Trying from Losers With Socks

JC and Breasts: A Winning Combo from Macgsworld

Kevin Hart is Pathetically Awesome from The Big Lead

Why I love College from Epic Carnival

Eli’s Lady is Friendly from Brahsome

Dexter is Going Mainstream (one of my favorite shows) from Cuzoogle

Eva Mendes Almost Upskirt from Taxidrivermovie

Danni Wells in the Buff from Zootoday (NSFW)

Amateur Pole Dancers from Taste Like Pizza

Katherine McPhee is a Hot Wife from The Grumpiest

This Ferret is Amazing from Blog of Hilarity

I originally came across Andrea on Facebook but realized that her Myspace Profile was a little more fruitful. Andrea was once voted a hometown hottie from Maxim back in 2006. Now, would anyone resurrect Andrea but me? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least give me credit for being the “stalker” that I am in finding her and reproducing her content. I love getting emails when people call me a stalker. Do you people realize how LITTLE time I spend on these girls? Is is rocket science? Am I staring at them, trying to get to know them, contacting them? No. I take some stuff I find and form a little post. If a girl is attractive and has enough pictures? I make it work. Perhaps it’s all you ladies who are upset out there that I post your drunken stupers who are in the wrong. Not my fault that you parade around flaunting the goods. By the way, Andrea, I’m not talking about you honey.

She’s kind of like a poor man’s Rachel Bilson here. Andrea touts herself as Andrea Motha F*ckin Rose! So whatever that means. But I will say she works as a model for Eyecandy Modeling…which is nice. I know that she was a Hooters girl while she attended college in Eastern Michigan. But other than that? I can’t really get a good grip on Andrea. I think she’s Italian and I think she might be a club type of gal. Perhaps the picture below is a better representation.

Oh Andrea. Who are you hanging out with? Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that our star candidate here is a wonderful guy. I’m sure he’s down to earth, doesn’t ever make any kind of symbols with his fingers, has the kind of look where he’s thinking “damn am I the man or what?” and definitely is a virgin, right? Or maybe he is all of those things and that’s why Andrea is laughing in this picture. Who knows. I don’t probe too much.

The beauty of a picture like this is that the model could very well have terrible breasts and yet the positioning, lighting, etc make them look so perky and cute! Not saying that Andrea doesn’t have perky, cute breasts. I’m just trying to explain the power of photography, which is exactly what I know all of you want me to do.

Sure does look like a girl next door to me.

More Pictures:

You know what’s amazing about this picture? I honestly don’t think it’s nudity nor do I think it’s not safe for work. It’s kind of an in between. It’s tough to tell whether that’s underwear or if we’re seeing true vagina right there. I gave it a good five minute stare and concluded that it was in fact her skin and that she shaves a bit lower. By the way, she’s not very attractive.

On with the links:

This is Outrageous, Grow Baby Grow from Flabber (NSFW)

Greatest Highway Beerbong You’ll Ever See from Busted Coverage

Getting Her Wings from Attuworld

Katie Price is Looking Weathered from COED Magazine

Heather Graham’s See Through Top from Drunkenstepfather

What do you call a female douchebag? from Tasty Booze

Andre Blatche ain’t getting no mo’ hoes from Macgsworld

It’s National Signing Day! from Losers With Socks

Pam Oliver’s Banana Sleuthing from Epic Carnival

Hollywood Finally Discovers Karolina Kurkova from On205th

The Sorostitute Does Heidi from Brahsome

Kari Byron FHM Photoshoot Video from Bright Black Internet

Super Tuesday Hangover from The Big Lead

Sabrina Salerno Nip Slip from Taxidrivermovie (NSFW)

Beeblog’s Babe of the Day: Alena from Beeblog

Supermarket Dominoes from Double Viking

She’s got a cute, pink, fluffy little Myspace Profile but I just don’t think there’s too many cute and fluffy things about Jillian Beyor. She’s pure sex appeal. I ain’t gonna lie. She was in Playboy and the pictures are ridiculous. I mean it’s pretty obvious that they would be right? But sometimes you just never know. What if her nipples spread across her entire breast? That would be such a buzz kill. However, as you can all see there’s really nothing but perfection.

Here’s a little something from Askmen: “Jillian grew up in Northfield, New Hampshire, a tiny New England community best known for its chilly climes and delicious lobster rolls. Naturally, it didn’t take this buxom bombshell long to figure out that she might be missing out on the fun and she promptly packed her bags and headed for Daytona Beach after graduating high school. It was there that Jillian’s delicious 34D-24-34 dimensions caught the attention of photographers, and within a matter of months she was being paid to show off her figure in pictorials for magazines and boating companies. Eh, that’s all nice and good but I’d rather talk about other stuff.

Like what you might ask? Like what I’d do to be a leather seat right now? Like canceling the rest of my entire year of posting for a date that would last no longer than 20 minutes and yet might actually be worth it to me? Eh. No. You know what I like about her though? She’s not just pure hotness in magazines. Her personal pictures come through. I admit, her face is a little different but I dig it.

Still hot. Not sure I can say the same about her little friend there but so what? Do you realize how many scraps that girl’s going to get just by hanging out with Jillian? I would LOVE to be a scrap getter. Imagine hanging out with a dude like Tom Brady for a night (well not for the next few months). If you can’t get laid, then God help you.

That would be Kevin Federline. This day is over.

More Pictures:

Look, I know I can get out of order. I know that I can make judgments on girls that I don’t know nor whom I will ever know. However, please, let’s just be honest with each other here. What can this girl, simply judging by this picture, possibly have to offer to the world other than her tits? Can you really give me answer here? OK, other than a face to sprelunk on. Other than some slight belly pudge that might be fun to watch jiggle if you’re into that kind of thing. But come on, I mean seriously folks.

On with the links:

The Sarah Silverman / Matt Damon Video from Flabber

Kate Walsh has some cleavage from Drunkenstepfather

Bikini Babes Act Out Kama Sutra from COED Magazine

Kat Longa: Naked Hooters Chick from Busted Coverage

Wrong Hottie, Wrong Nottie from Tasty Booze

Morning Wood: Super Tuesday from Brahsome

Susan Sarandon’s Got some Big ‘ol…you know from Attuworld

Pete Caroll, Man of the People from The Big Lead

Cruit Spank-Tanking from Losers with Socks

Advise to Press Mute Button from Macgsworld

Priya Rai is a naughty schoolgirl from Bright Black Internet (NSFW)

TJ Ford Dunks from Cuzoogle

A little Rachel Bilson from Taste Like Pizza

Lena and Yulia getting it on from Beeblog (NSFW)

Eli Manning and Strahan Photshop Picture from Epic Carnival

Dicaprio is the man from On205th