I usually save these pictures until later but I thought it would be a great way to start us off. You guys have to see this Myspace Profile. Pictures galore and for Christ’s sake I just didn’t know that people like this existed. Aesthetically I’m glad that they do but if I had to have a conversation with Amy I could see myself puking in the middle of it. Here’s some crap she wrote: “Here’s to the crazy 1’s, the trouble-makers, the mis-fits, the round heads in the square holes. The 1’s who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree w/ them, glorify or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race foward. And while some may see them as crazy ones, I see genius! Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones that do!! I love god im christian, i love traveling especially vegas i practicaly live there since im there ALL the time.“

I fucking LOVE this picture. By the way that little snippet I posted up top? That thing goes on for quite a while. But the one thing I’ll take out of it is Amy’s attraction to Christianity and God. Does this seem like the kind of quote that comes from a God servant? “I CAN B THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART OR THE BIGGEST BITCH U DECIDE” Call me crazy but I’m guessing that using all capitals and substituting entire words with letters isn’t the most successful representation of the Christian faith.

If this guy had sex with her then I think it’s time to just give up on life. Actually you know what? No. Just reading the stuff that Amy writes kind of puts a sour taste in my mouth that a dude like that doesn’t piss me off all that much. I mean doing ‘roids, shaving your chest and NOT being ripped is tough enough. But putting it all together with cargo shorts and managing to be at least 35 years old? That’s pretty talented. Hey oh! Oh ay!

She’s definitely hotter than her friends but no big deal. I have a suspicion that the girl on the right would be a fun time. She has that tiny little tongue thing going which is pretty sexy. Although what is that near her bicep. Is that a tattoo? I can’t tell. Could the girl on the left have a smaller chest? I think it might be concave.

Fantastic picture.

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Let’s give it up for the smallest picture in the “Links of the Day” section. This just goes to show that size doesn’t matter, imagination does. Can you see two hot blonds in this picture? Of course you can. Are you able to imagine what these two girls might do to each other in the near future from this picture? Of course you can. Do you even realize that these two girls are in fact men when you enlarge this picture? Just kidding.

On with the links:

Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant and Hot from Drunkenstepfather

The Best Superbowl Commercials from Flabber

Daily Snapshot: Victoria’s Secret Time from COED Magazine

David Tyree Going Down on Eli Manning from Busted Coverage

Two Gorgeous Girls: Of a feather from Attuworld

Creepy Recruitniks from Losers with Socks

Tasered in the Ass from Tasty Booze

America’s New Holiday from Brahsome

Erin Andrews from Behind from Macgsworld

This Should have been a Superbowl Commercial from On205th

Kayleigh Pearson Naked from Bright Black Internet (NSFW)

Atomic Kitten Ass on Stage from Taxidrivermovie (NSFW)

Rejected Gladiators from Taste Like Pizza

This Guy is a very supportive boyfriend from Blog of Hilarity

50 Best British Boobs from Zootoday (NSFW)

Match.com Mondays:Paul Gasol from Epic Carnival

If not for her Myspace Profile, I would not have known that Natasha Yi existed. I also would not have known that she’s posed nude before (Believe me I found pictures but you’ll have to do the work, just turn the safe filter off). And the most important thing I didn’t know is this: “Natasha was the first Asian model to grace the set of The Price Is Right. Due to the overwhelming response, producers booked her on three, primetime, Million Dollar Specials.” You KNOW Bob Barker was trying to get all up in that. And I don’t blame the old kook.

“Natasha has appeared in several movies, including The Run Down, Cradle to the Grave, and Rush Hour 2. Natasha has also appeared in Pamela Anderson’s syndicated show, VIP. She was the host of Octane TV. Yi recently landed an upcoming primetime television show.” Funny I don’t remember seeing her in anything. Are those the kinds of credits you really want to advertise anyway? If I were Natasha I’d try and get a reality show on MTV. She’d be way more famous than she is now and probably make more money.

Or she can just keep posing like this and eventually wind up in Playboy. I tell ya I’m 100% glad to be a man but it would be nice for once to be able to get by in life simply because I have wonderful tits, a beautiful face, and a tremendous tush. You put a brain onto that frame and there’s really no stopping someone like that. The Lord works in mysterious ways. He giveth and taketh away. Think about it. How many smart hot girls do you know? How many smart, cool, inventive hot chicks do you know? How many guys for that matter? The combination is just too rare. Whatever, Natasha is hot.

I think she should get together a group of multi ethnic chicks, all hot. They get some record producer and use the technology of lip synch. Get some real singers but put this group on stage. Their name? The Yi Tang Clan. Might be the best idea I’ve had all year. They’d be way more successful than the Pussy Cat dolls.

Then there’s this guy….

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Whoever this girl Next Door Nikki is….I like it. I hope that she ends up kind of spewing herself out of the dirty, homogenized, creampie shake of a tunnel the porn industry is and making her first appearance at the world famous Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas where I’ll be waiting to not choose her. That was a great run on sentence.

On with the links

Lauren Conrad is a Drunken Mess from Drunkenstepfather

Today’s Hotties from the Web from Flabber

Happy Birthday Jill Kelly! from Busted Coverage

COED Remembers: The Lingerie Bowl from COED Magazine

Hottie in Trech Coat Pumping Gas from Attuworld

Huggie Bear is the PIMP from Macgsworld

Nothing Like Having a Girl watch you Pee from Tastybooze

Quick Jessica Alba Baby Boob Check from On205th

Cheerleader Friday: Superbowl Edition from Epic Carnival

Which SEC Coach Widestances at a Urinal? from Losers with Socks

Leaked Edison Chen Sex Photos (NSFW) from Taxidrivermovie

Mollie Darnaby is Lustful from Bright Black Internet

Rebecca DiPietro Fully Naked from DailyPOA

At least that’s what she claims in her Myspace Profile. Man I’m really on a roll now aren’t I. The unknown ladies are starting to really slip through the asscracks now aren’t they? Tell me something though. Since when does Boston have this crazy Mafia, bling bling, Bella bullshit contingent? Did I miss something? I thought it was mostly great drinkers, die hard sports fans and the whole “Whey’d ya pahk ya cah?” type of culture. Now we’ve got Mr. Vito and Mrs. Marie Salvatore running the show in the clubs all night? I was annoyed enough at the heavy Bahston accents. You’re telling me that now I have to deal with the “yo’s” and “oh ay, ay oh” stuff too? Well that second part is just really Tony Masselli. I’ve been watching too much “Who’s the Boss” lately. “There’s a path you take and a path not taken, the choice is up to you my friend.” Twenty bucks says most of you will have that theme song in your head for the rest of the day now.

“Um, like, I don’t know! We’re here to get drunk so let me just model in this picture!” Tell you what guys, I’m way more interested in the “Who’s the Boss” theme song than I am making comments about Mizz MQ. I just feel the material is too easy. I’ll post something funny under the next picture but for now…. “There’s a time for love and a time for living. You take a chance and face the wind. An open road and a road that’s hidden. A brand new life around the bend. There were times when I lost a dream or two. Found the trail, and at the end was you. There’s a path you take and a path untaken. The choice is up to you my friend. Nights are long but you’re on your way. To a brand new life, Brand new life, Brand new life around the bend.” Alyssa Milano was hot back then.

I’m curious if this picture was taken at the beginning of the night or closer to the end. Wow if this were taken at the beginning then I tell ya it would be worth the 4 hour drive to hang out with this girl at the END of the night. Man I love that little wet spot shine on her leg. Lovely.

Girl on the left: “I’m just gonna make this face a lot so people think I’m cool. In reality I’m just an unattractive girl who’s wearing these striped shorts hoping some guy is too drunk to see me.” Now I ask you people, was that comment called for? No. It was rude, mean, and judgmental. I mean who am I to rag on go go dancers in Boston. Who am I to talk shit about a girl who is probably 19 and knows nothing about life yet. Who am I? Who the fuck am I?

Nice model shot there. Now when I think of Boston, this is the image I’d prefer to have in my head.

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