I have no idea who Aubrey O’Day is but if she winds up looking like an alligator skin purse then I’ll know that she has Jenna Jameson to thank. What in God’s name are people doing to themselves? I really don’t understand this.

The Best of Today

Jenna Jameson has leather arms – Holy Taco

A Topless Jenny Frost – COED Magazine

There’s Always Time for Denise Milani – Busted Coverage

Audrina Partridge and her tattoos – Drunkenstepfather

Florida is kind of Phallic – Loser with Socks

Proof of Clemens and Roids? – On205th

Ashley Tisdale looking a little slutty – Dirty Rotten

Two DUI’s in one day – Tasty Booze

Lucy Pinder or Gemma Atkinson – Next Round

Matt Leinert and some minors – Brahsome

Kayleigh Pearson – Enough Said – BBI

Naked Bowling – Attuworld (NSFW)

Well since the whole world is showing these pictures of Hayden I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I’m a fan. Yes, she’s hot. Whatever man, I heard she was kind of mean in real life. You would be too if you had her super powers.

The Best of Today

Hayden Panettiere Showing off her hoo hoo – COED Magazine

Babewatch: Keeley Hazell – Zootoday

Playboy U Girls Getting Drunk – Busted Coverage

Now That’s a Great Tush – Dirty Rotten (Semi NSFW)

How Ya Feeling Dirk? – Don Chavez

Trashy European Prank Stuff – Flabber

Courtney Cummz is a Camp Counselor? – Brahsome

Carnie Wilson putting it all back on – Holy Taco

More Simona Fusco Stratten – On205th

KISS Michigan Style – Loser With Socks

This Chick Hates Timberlake -Epic Carnival

Rubber Band Man Take a Cap – Tasty Booze

Scott Storch Needs to Get Punched – Next Round

Lala Vasquez Showing off some Curves – BBI

For a girl whose nipples I’ve never seen fully exposed, she sure poses nude and spreads her legs a lot. I was surprised to see that Jackie is 30 years old. I was also pleased to see a couple of personal party pictures in her Myspace profile. She also has an official fan site if anyone cares. And of course as it turns out, Jakki originally used to pose topless but has “ceased to do so recently.” That’s pretty gay if you ask me. She also stated that she’d be willing to pose in Playboy if she were on the cover and if the “money was right.” So let me get this straight. What exactly has Jakki done in her career other than be hot? Clearly nothing. And clearly no one really cares. They just like to mention how hot she is. I guess that’s fine and all but it’d be nice if there were some more substance here.

Then again do we really need that much substance with an ass like that? Probably not. I’m going to have to reference “Revenge of the Nerds” again here. Those boots remind me of Betty Childs when she was walking Lewis Skolnick into the Galvanizer for a romp. “Wanna do it on the moon?” I’d do Jakki’s moons faster than Elliot Spitzer could say “Spread those cheeks.” For the record Jakki was voted number 47 in FHM’s sexiest 100 women poll. I remember being ranked 46 in my high school class. I think that’s much cooler.

There’s Jakki out getting her drink on with a friend. I get the feeling she might not be all that hot in person. Makeup can do a ton these days, as can photoshop. I will say this though. Whether it’s a computer or natural genetics, she’s got a great butt.

Now that is one hell of a way to advertise. Once again, I must harp on the uses of women as it pertains to growing a business. You’d just be a moron to not utilize this God given talent. I mean I’m a consumer and I decide I want to get a drink at a bar. I walk into the first and get a drink. The bartender is a man. I walk into the next bar, which is identical except the bartender is hot as balls. Which bar do I have a better chance at returning to? Case closed.

And that’s all she wrote.

More pictures

I never thought I’d see Elisha Cuthbert look better than she did in The Girl Next Door. I guess I was completely wrong. I think I’ll just try and erase those episodes of “24″ where she kind of looked like a Nordic boy teenager. She’s certainly redeemed herself in this shot.

The Best of Today

Elisha Cuthbert Gets An Honor – COED Magazine

Jillian Beyor Spring Break – Busted Coverage

Sexy Beach Bikini Girl Judged – Don Chavez

Kenneth Page Taking Bills – Brahsome

Hilary Clinton Firing a Gun – Flabber

Anna Kournikova looking stunning – Dirty Rotten

Disney Advertising on Smut Sites – Drunkenstepfather

This is an amazing picture – Attuworld

Kristy Lee Cook Link Again – Tasty Booze

Krystal Forscutt Pics – On205th

Mindless Movie List – Next Round

This Mascot Gets Attacked – Cuzoogle

I’d love to have this topless boss – BBI

Tiger’s Explicit Lyrics – Epic Carnival

I have no comment on this because I just shit my pants. Good God.

The Best of Today

Keeley Hazell Couldn’t Be Any More NSFW – Dirty Rotten

Barry Bonds Chilling and Eating Crap Food – Busted Coverage

Jennifer Aniston Looking Nice in a Bikini – Don Chavez

Bianca Beauchamp is BIG time – Attuworld

Axl Rose – Come on Guy, Regular Hair Please – Holy Taco

Respects to Quentin Tarantino – Flabber

Ice T and Coco Interview – Drunkenstepfather

Reon Kadena – New Asian Cutie – On205th

Miss Teen USA and #1 In My Heart – COED Magazine

Yay Britney! You changed your costume! – Bitten and Bound

Katie Holmes is Losing it – BOH

Time for some Haterade – Epic Carnival

Bitchslapped by a Rugby Player – Tasty Booze

Dykes holding onto Dykes – BBI

Who are the hottest college co-eds? – Brahsome

Elisha Cuthbert looking good – Next Round