Archive for March, 2008

Mar 31 2008

Today’s Best - Jenna Jameson/Aubrey O’Day and Jenny Frost

Published by Brock Landers under Today's Best

Aubrey O’Day and Jenna Jameson

I have no idea who Aubrey O’Day is but if she winds up looking like an alligator skin purse then I’ll know that she has Jenna Jameson to thank. What in God’s name are people doing to themselves? I really don’t understand this.

The Best of Today

Jenna Jameson has leather arms - Holy Taco

A Topless Jenny Frost - COED Magazine

There’s Always Time for Denise Milani - Busted Coverage

Audrina Partridge and her tattoos - Drunkenstepfather

Florida is kind of Phallic - Loser with Socks

Proof of Clemens and Roids? - On205th

Ashley Tisdale looking a little slutty - Dirty Rotten

Two DUI’s in one day - Tasty Booze

Lucy Pinder or Gemma Atkinson - Next Round

Matt Leinert and some minors - Brahsome

Kayleigh Pearson - Enough Said - BBI

Naked Bowling - Attuworld (NSFW)

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Mar 31 2008

Is Louise Glover Destined to Be in the WWE?

Published by Brock Landers under Louise Glover, Playboy

Louise Glover

It’s always nice to see Louise Glover because she’s ridiculous. It’s also nice to know she has a Myspace Profile. Louise is yet another British girl who simply mystifies me. Not only has she graced us with a few Playboy appearances but she’s been on the cover of a gazillion magazines. By the way, since I know all you hornballs are out there, here’s a link to some nudy pictures. I’m not going to lie. I was somewhat miffed at her boobs. They seem much bigger when she’s wearing a bra. I’ll go on record that I think I liked it better when I left her nude body to my imagination. However, when we’re talking bottom half? That my friends, as I will quote “Scent of a Woman” is a passport to heaven. Anything below her belly button is pretty insane. Oh yeah, her face isn’t that bad either. And here’s another oh yeah. What in the world am I doing critiquing this women in any way? I would say it might take me 6 lifetimes to have a shot with a woman like this. Actually, I think it would take a 5 minute conversation. My rap and looks are that good.

Louise Glover

Now, let’s get to the title of this article. Will we see Louis Glover in the WWE? I have absolutely no clue. I just know that’s she posed with some WWE girls, has a body that screams WWE and if the attitude goes along with it, we could have some woman on our hands. Let us not forget the British accent, which will drive everyone up the wall. I for one think it would be such a plus if we had her rolling around with other women, taunting men, spitting into the camera, you know, stuff like that. Unfortunately I think Louise is kind of a sweetie. She’s a photographer and a loner. Uh oh! I just came across her Wikipedia Profile.

Louise Glover

Looks like Louise grew up in an unfortunate situation. Her parents were not the greatest people in the world. Long story short, she wound up on her own at the age of 15 and was on welfare. I’m not going to lie. As much as I love to talk about sex and how hot these women are you just have to respect a girl who had to make it on her own from that young an age and somehow wound up to be both normal and successful. Obviously for us guys it would have been nice if her past got to her and she ended up shooting herself down the lovely path to porn. However, I can’t be disappointed. Anal scenes are a dime a dozen. Chicks like Louise are rare.

Louise Glover and Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner looks like he might literally die in this picture. However, I guarantee you in the week Hefner spent after this picture was taken he probably had more and better sex than I’ll have in my entire lifetime. What a stud.

Louise Glover

This girl is a rock. Wow.

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Mar 28 2008

Today’s Best - Hayden Panettiere Cameltoe and Keeley Hazell is Everywhere

Published by Brock Landers under Uncategorized

Hayden Panettiere

Well since the whole world is showing these pictures of Hayden I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I’m a fan. Yes, she’s hot. Whatever man, I heard she was kind of mean in real life. You would be too if you had her super powers.

The Best of Today

Hayden Panettiere Showing off her hoo hoo - COED Magazine

Babewatch: Keeley Hazell - Zootoday

Playboy U Girls Getting Drunk - Busted Coverage

Now That’s a Great Tush - Dirty Rotten (Semi NSFW)

How Ya Feeling Dirk? - Don Chavez

Trashy European Prank Stuff - Flabber

Courtney Cummz is a Camp Counselor? - Brahsome

Carnie Wilson putting it all back on - Holy Taco

More Simona Fusco Stratten - On205th

KISS Michigan Style - Loser With Socks

This Chick Hates Timberlake -Epic Carnival

Rubber Band Man Take a Cap - Tasty Booze

Scott Storch Needs to Get Punched - Next Round

Lala Vasquez Showing off some Curves - BBI

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Mar 28 2008

I Can See Why Everyone is into Jakki Degg

Published by Brock Landers under Jakki Degg

Jakki Degg

For a girl whose nipples I’ve never seen fully exposed, she sure poses nude and spreads her legs a lot. I was surprised to see that Jackie is 30 years old. I was also pleased to see a couple of personal party pictures in her Myspace profile. She also has an official fan site if anyone cares. And of course as it turns out, Jakki originally used to pose topless but has “ceased to do so recently.” That’s pretty gay if you ask me. She also stated that she’d be willing to pose in Playboy if she were on the cover and if the “money was right.” So let me get this straight. What exactly has Jakki done in her career other than be hot? Clearly nothing. And clearly no one really cares. They just like to mention how hot she is. I guess that’s fine and all but it’d be nice if there were some more substance here.

Jakki Degg

Then again do we really need that much substance with an ass like that? Probably not. I’m going to have to reference “Revenge of the Nerds” again here. Those boots remind me of Betty Childs when she was walking Lewis Skolnick into the Galvanizer for a romp. “Wanna do it on the moon?” I’d do Jakki’s moons faster than Elliot Spitzer could say “Spread those cheeks.” For the record Jakki was voted number 47 in FHM’s sexiest 100 women poll. I remember being ranked 46 in my high school class. I think that’s much cooler.

Jakki Degg

There’s Jakki out getting her drink on with a friend. I get the feeling she might not be all that hot in person. Makeup can do a ton these days, as can photoshop. I will say this though. Whether it’s a computer or natural genetics, she’s got a great butt.

Jakki Degg

Now that is one hell of a way to advertise. Once again, I must harp on the uses of women as it pertains to growing a business. You’d just be a moron to not utilize this God given talent. I mean I’m a consumer and I decide I want to get a drink at a bar. I walk into the first and get a drink. The bartender is a man. I walk into the next bar, which is identical except the bartender is hot as balls. Which bar do I have a better chance at returning to? Case closed.

Jakki Degg

And that’s all she wrote.

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