Mar 04 2008
All I’m saying is that the first thing you see on Alicia’s Myspace Profile is a picture of her licking a guitar (it’s posted below). So now that that’s out of the way I want to share with you this girl’s ethnicity. Alicia is Vietnamese, German, Italian, French, Irish, Dutch, Spanish, and American Indian. So now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about how ridiculous she is. For the record? This girl is a martial artist and knows how to use nunchucks. How in the world does one spell nunchucks? Anyway I’d be more than happy to let this girl pull a “sweep the leg” or “quart of blood” technique on me. They should invent a karate move and call it the “let the guy put it in my butt” move. That one I’d do. In the day time Alicia is a car model and in the night she’s a go go dancer. Sounds like wife material to me.
Pictures like this can’t be legal. Wait a second. Is there a like an Auto show fetish out there? I mean I know that certain scenes in skin flicks have been shot in cars. They’ve been doing that since cars were invented. I know I’ve seen girls get banged up while on cars as well. But what about at an Auto show? You take a group of girls and they model as “Car Girls” and then the show all of a sudden closes. The lights go out. It’s pitch black. When the lights go on you see like 100 dudes ready to plow into the 8 showgirls that are still standing. I swear these adult film companies better take notice of my ideas. I’m on fire right now.
Then there’s this picture. It’s not that there’s this hot chick on the hood of a Mercedes with a look of “come and get this.” It’s that she has a scrape on her knee. That’s what I’m wondering about. Where did that little boo boo come from? I dig those boots.
I love how the dude in the background is looking at the car and not the fact there is a multi ethnic, martial arts, ridiculously hot girl posing in a semi doggy style position at the back of a car. I mean this is the stuff that dreams are made of. He kind of looks a little like Hideki Matsui. I wonder if Matsui got chicks like this back in Japan. I just have a hard time believing he pulls chicks here in NY. His ears are huge.
And then there’s this guy….