Mar 06 2008
Now I’m not sure whether Ali here got booted from the Eagles Cheerleaders or she quit on her own. One thing is for certain. She has created one of the better Myspace Profiles I have seen in a very long time. There’s over 500 pictures in there, easily half of which she’s partying and is completely hammered. Ali even took the time to write captions like “Who the fuck is this guy?” or “this is some funny shit.” It’s clearly evident that given this profile has been worked over time and time again that Ali must have been hoping someone like me caught wind of it. Well, someone sent me this profile in an email and it does not disappoint. Ali has to be targeting Playboy or something. In the meantime, this post will have to do.
Don’t worry guys. I’m just warming up here. So I guess now she just kind of skanks out a lot. There’s one certainty. Whatever kind of pull she had with the Eagles gig is working right now. From the looks of it, all she does is party and I’m sure she gets paid for it. I know I’ve seen some “dancing” pictures in there. Not to mention topless shots with her boyfriend. You’d think they sat down and said “let’s put up these nude shots and hope someone wants to release a sex tape.” It’s a great career booster. No doubt about it.
By the way, if Ali asks me to take these pictures down there is absolutely, unequivocally, no chance that I do so. I kind of wish she were still on the Philly Eagles squad. It would give this article some significance. Kind of like the recent Sacramento Kings Cheerleader stuff. I linked to that the other day and am too lazy to do it right now.
There’s like 50 of these pictures in her profile. I don’t get it. The whole flower thing for a vagina? Who cares. Just stick the tongue there without the flowers and it’s just as good.
Yeah, like you post pictures like this WITHOUT expecting attention. I mean you actually take the time to upload the picture, put in the little black X’s and post the damned thing with a caption? Nah, no attention needed. We love you Ali!