It’s nice to know that Saskia Howard-Clarke has a Myspace Page. It’s also nice to know that I can obtain pictures from her elsewhere. I can’t believe how garbage that page was. I mean let’s go damnet. Get some good pictures or at least some material up there. If I have to read one more “Hi guys, I’m Saskia and I’m a promotion model from London” type of thing I might throw up. Then again, knowing that this girl has an English accent? What’s up with the English buxom ladies? Why can’t our American’s have racks like this? Lucy Pinder, Kelly Brook, Michelle Marsh, need I go on? I just want to hear her say in a very thick drawl, “Grab onto my boondles and give ‘em a good squeeze eh?” Yeah I said boondles.

You know what’s kind of annoying about Saskia? She’s not even that good looking. I put Saskia in a mini Denise Milani type of category. But girls like Denise or Lucy Pinder for that matter, happen to be very good looking. Then again, Saskia is just good looking enough that the combo of complete masterpiece that is her chest and a 5-6 rated face gets her up here. Put it this way, if she wore B’s or A’s she’d still be struggling to make her way onto Big Brother’s lot. But as it stands, I’m sure plenty of brothers were paying attention when she came on.

Honestly that’s just silly. Imagine you were at some regular pool and some girl like that walks out of the water. I may have a really small little fella but if I saw her I’m afraid I’d end up walking around the pool looking like Steven Carrell at the beginning of “40 Year Old Virgin.” By the way I don’t think Steven Carrell is remotely funny anymore. Does he spell Steven with a V or PH? I don’t care. Let’s get back to a better, wetter Sophia.

Um, yeah, better wash that off sweetie. Better yet, just leave it the hell on. You see, women may have been oppressed throughout the world and all. Women may just not have the same advantages of men. But let me tell you something ladies. When one of you is blessed with a mediocre face and a miracle rack like that up there, you can do whatever the fuck you want. And now? You can just implant it and bang, you have that advantage. No more complaining allowed. Feminists, just go take a seat somewhere.

The hair is very scary here but I think we all know this picture owns.

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