Unfortunately there’s really not that much information about Christina in her Myspace Profile but that has never stopped me before. From what I see, Christina is a model, she’s 5′8, has a college degree, lives in Los Angeles, is in a relationship and is of Asian descent. Well that about covers reality. Let’s focus on not reality. Christina Hall. Sounds like she’d be a very famous model. I like that name. I also like when she gets sort of oiled up for her modeling shots. She’s approaching 20,000 friends on Myspace. While that’s not quite Tila Tequila range, she is working her way up there. I just want to point out that I have absolutely nothing to write right now. Yeah she’s got some good pictures, blah. But there’s no story here damnet.

Ya see that? Sure, nice oiled up bodies in bikinis. But I got no story. One implant, two implant, three implant, four! One poc, two poc, three poc one. I know something you don’t know. When you are quoting crap from “8 Mile” then you know you’re running out of stuff to say. Remember that scene when they bang in the auto plant? Now that was classy. I wonder if Christina ever got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I’d love to do the Humpty Dance. Here’s my guess. At least 80% of my readers have no clue what I’m quoting. Trying to reach smart people with a tits and ass site is very tough.

Now that is a hot picture. Reminds me of the time that I never had sex with a girl like this. I’m reminded by that fact nearly every day. Mrs. Landers better get her ass on her knees quite often. It’s just a tough life I lead. Hell I even got an email from Kobe Kaige the other day. Where the hell am I today? What is this?

Well OK. Hawaiian Tropic. I get it. Is there any way a male can get a job by simply partying and looking good? Sure, male models, I get that. But is there any way a male can pull it off without being gay? I’m pretty sure I could flaunt my shit and have a great gay lifestyle. Not saying my life would be any easier as a gay but in say 50 years? I think it would. It’s a damned shame I’m not into dudes. As of now I think it’s the only way to lead a life like these women. Unless you’re a porn producer.

Adios Christina.

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