Mar 24 2008
Tory Lane is the modern day Ashlyn Gere
And I say the word “power” simply because this woman is the genuine article. You see some women come and go in the adult film world. And then you see some women who just tough it out scene after scene and film after film. Tory encompasses all of the things I for one love about this particular profession. She seems like she’s completely into every scene. She’s loud and aggressive as hell. She’s extremely sloppy in the best of ways. She goes the distance in terms of acts performed. We’re talking multiple orifices, multiple facials, two in one’s, three in one’s, you name it, she’s done it. You know what Tory is like? She’s the modern day Ashlyn Gere. Ashlyn had a better face but no one, I mean no one looked more into her scenes than Ashlyn. And good for me, Tory has a Myspace Profile. And yes, here’s a link to some of her work.
You know what’s great about this picture? It’s the simplistic and obvious nature of it. Other than the little “Wicked Pictures” logo on the bottom. Is there really any other scenario than these three winding up in a threesome? I mean is there any remote possibility that this picture could be from a bridal magazine? Home decor? It’s just so incredible how ingrained we are with porn that a picture like this is just such a sure fire signal that Tory is going to wind up being doubly penetrated and kind of gooey at the end. You just have to love America.
Alright so here’s Tory out and about right? It’s not so much that she’s incredibly hot and busty, which she is. It’s that I want you to imagine you’re in a bar. You see a woman like this getting hammered, yacking it up, dancing, etc etc. You then try and do some diligence on her and low and behold find out that she fucked like 8 dudes that day. Seriously, how awesome is that? I gotta find her agent and get her to dance at my bachelor party.
Then there’s this guy. Are you kidding me? What a douche.
I’m sorry but when I look at this picture this is what I think: “Could there possibly be a girl that looks like she does about 30 lines of coke a night more than this girl?” I mean Jesus.
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I met her! She came to our school and had an orgy for a new video site. I love your site! Thank you so much!
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