For a girl whose nipples I’ve never seen fully exposed, she sure poses nude and spreads her legs a lot. I was surprised to see that Jackie is 30 years old. I was also pleased to see a couple of personal party pictures in her Myspace profile. She also has an official fan site if anyone cares. And of course as it turns out, Jakki originally used to pose topless but has “ceased to do so recently.” That’s pretty gay if you ask me. She also stated that she’d be willing to pose in Playboy if she were on the cover and if the “money was right.” So let me get this straight. What exactly has Jakki done in her career other than be hot? Clearly nothing. And clearly no one really cares. They just like to mention how hot she is. I guess that’s fine and all but it’d be nice if there were some more substance here.

Then again do we really need that much substance with an ass like that? Probably not. I’m going to have to reference “Revenge of the Nerds” again here. Those boots remind me of Betty Childs when she was walking Lewis Skolnick into the Galvanizer for a romp. “Wanna do it on the moon?” I’d do Jakki’s moons faster than Elliot Spitzer could say “Spread those cheeks.” For the record Jakki was voted number 47 in FHM’s sexiest 100 women poll. I remember being ranked 46 in my high school class. I think that’s much cooler.

There’s Jakki out getting her drink on with a friend. I get the feeling she might not be all that hot in person. Makeup can do a ton these days, as can photoshop. I will say this though. Whether it’s a computer or natural genetics, she’s got a great butt.

Now that is one hell of a way to advertise. Once again, I must harp on the uses of women as it pertains to growing a business. You’d just be a moron to not utilize this God given talent. I mean I’m a consumer and I decide I want to get a drink at a bar. I walk into the first and get a drink. The bartender is a man. I walk into the next bar, which is identical except the bartender is hot as balls. Which bar do I have a better chance at returning to? Case closed.

And that’s all she wrote.

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